How old where you when you first

13 at Disney World

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12 in my grandparents front bathroom shower over the summer. I had heard about it and the first time I tried it I freaked out for a solid 10 seconds and then did it again immediately.

12 watching Hillary from the fresh prince show

Yes my first was a bigger but fug she is hot

German tourist leaflet with pictures of the beach. 12.

12 on my parent's couch, and stained it, watching a fitness show.

I downloaded a video of a chick fucking herself with a banana off Limewire

Think I was 12

Did she have green hair? That was a classic, no shame in that.

9

Saw a tv show late a night where someone said 'beat my meat'

Went to the bathroom with an erection and a remote control, beat the shit out of my erection with remote until I came. Did this for like 2 years until I figured out this wasn't normal

I fucking love you Canada, I don't care what anyone else here says.

Fuck, I don't remember. Think I'd remember it if I saw it

I was fucking 14 and I was watching some dumb video about a soccer mod Minecraft, and I'm not even joking I just started stroking my cock and I fucking came in my underwear.

9, watched a porn before school. Remember thinking, "There is no way they would get away with that on a subway train."

Well, I'm not going to post it here because I enjoy posting here. Just hit your favorite porn tube and search "green hair spring break" I'm 99% sure that's what you saw.

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This is the computer shit we had to wank with back in the day
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14, I shit you not I didn't know about jerking it. I'd watch porn with a nuke in my pants, but no codes to launch. When other friends spoke about it, I never really thought it'd be all that. One day I was at the mall taking a piss, when i happen to notice detailed instructions on how to jack off. Memorized it, and the rest is history

Funny thing is every time I tell this to someone they just do not believe me. I've wanted to erase this memory out of my head for years. I hate myself.

also, to watching late night cinemax, hotel erotica

14 in the shower

Can't believe I discovered it so late, it's funny because I watched porn as young at 11 but didn't know you were suppose to jerk off. Thought you just watch it.

I fuck a girl 2 months after, weird ass time

I have good memories of that sweet hotel cable too. It was amazing.

12 in my friend's bathroom. He fell asleep and I turned on "Eyes Wide Shut". I had jerked off before and came, but it was that day I became a goo goblin. I actually know the exact date because I had come over to watch the Royal Rumble lmao.

i figured out at age 6 that xxx was a symbol for porn, i looked up xxx and saw a man pulling his dick, so i tried it, the first time i came i thought i did something horrible and ran to the bathroom to see if my dick was still ok

screencap this now

Are you old enough to remember the wavy line cable blocked HBO? We had a cable guy once when I was a kid that showed me which filter to remove to get unblocked HBO. It was heaven itself.

He was being honest with us, no reason to memorialize his silly story. What, do you want to post it somewhere else for internet points?

16 and scared the fuck out of me I didn't touch my for like a year.

16 when I put it on an egg.