/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Laughs Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8
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msnbc.com/brian-williams/watch/why-does-trump-use-a-different-microphone-than-past-presidents-936034371829?cid=sm_npd_ms_fb_ma
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Awoo awoo awoo.

AWALL~

AWOO~

its amoovment

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>mfw it's 42 degrees right now
>in Mississippi in FUGGING May
I swear the tornado a few months ago messed with the weather in this state.

>page 3

i can't believe momo was so rude to alice and zuuku is a cross dresser

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This is Trump's America.

Fuck white people and your fancy boats.

palmbeachpost.com/news/national/woman-sick-fancy-white-people-arrested-hammer-attack-gas-station/xlsCCSDoyIr6Yu8ZhlEEDK/

Awooo

Reminder: This is why every good American should have a CC licence, so if some wild chimp with a hammer starts nigging at you, you can just pop off a few shots and go about your day.

What race is this thing on FNF?

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That's a woman?

Que?

>Muh dialect

Well, it's a female of its species.

Oh no that sucks!
>unavailable
Coward.

MR. PRESIDENT!!!

I love ironic Hillary Pepes

Well, another day, another litany of lies from the Trump Administration.

I need more proofs of its gender.

You must be a fucking white male! Of course that's a woman

I agree. The only annoying thing would be having to wait for the police to get statements and so forth.

Am I the only one that saw it?

clamp your ham?

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Here's the tweet. He didn't delete it.

>probably okay to just destroy one hemisphere
Okay let's destroy the South one. We will force the white people in South America to move north!

JUST ANOTHER NEOCONJOB (JANCJ)

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Another human suffers because of a sub species. Their hatred and resentment towards the human race should not be tolerated. The only good I can possibly think can come from this is the idea that they'd be more wary around their kind.

>Sanjay Dutt
wtf did I just teleport to 2005

>WE

They should have been killed off instead of colonized.

We will make America Great again.

In september.

Unless the dems threat to "shutdown" the gubmint.

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Loooooooooool

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>A nameless nog criminal died
Thanks for the heads up, CNN.

Thanks for keeping the thread bumped on this slow morning

hey pedes what the fuck is happening with macron? will based le pen win now?

Nothing's happening is it.

.

Zero chance she wins, sadly.

>iconic

to who?

Not sure if Fluffy or the other fag.

he literally an hero'd

Dis guy

It's almost like nogs actually talk like that

>Non-criminal illegals
Really joggin' my noggin.

twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/860719867019673601
Measles really? Eh, take that Minnesota!

I'm guessing it's a bunch of Somalians who didn't get vaccinated.

If u find clamp your ham funny, are u by chance a real autist / aspi , sir ?

Hopefully some of the Swedes will go back to Somalia with their pets where they belong.

Just saying "clamp your ham" isn't funny, but a picture of it is silly enough to be amusing.

Idk. I'll get it checked

youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8

>Turbo autist
>4d chess master
>Calls people cucks

Was he ourguy?

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Slow morning threads are pretty /comfy/ desu
What's on the schedule today?

>nearly everyone undocumented is prioritized
If nearly everyone is prioritized, no one is.

Is this how the thread of President Donald J Trump dies?

Captcha: Donald Found

Kinda a slow morning.

This article is about how Trump wants to be buried. It's written by WaPo so it sorta take some swipes at him but overall it's a interesting read.

Someone said it was the Russians tweeting her number.

FUCK EL TRUMPO AIIIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIII

>didn't post article

DRUMPH

nytimes.com/2017/05/02/world/asia/navy-south-china-sea.html?smid=tw-share

>WASHINGTON — Six weeks ago, the United States Pacific Command requested permission from senior American officials for a United States warship to sail within 12 nautical miles of Scarborough Shoal, a disputed reef in the South China Sea that is claimed by the Philippines and China.

>The Navy had good reason to think the request would be granted. During last year’s campaign, Donald J. Trump labeled President Barack Obama as weak in defending international waters in the South China Sea, where Beijing has started a sharp military buildup to reclaim land, install runways and haul equipment onto reefs and shoals it claims as its own. Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson, during his confirmation hearing in January, called for China to be denied access to the artificial islands. And foreign policy experts and Asia watchers braced for a return to routine Navy patrols within China’s self-proclaimed territorial waters, something Mr. Obama allowed sparingly.

>But instead, the Pacific Command request — and two others by the Navy in February — was turned down by top Pentagon officials before it even made it to President Trump’s desk. More than 100 days into the Trump presidency, no American Navy ship has gone within 12 miles of any of the disputed islands in the South China Sea, Defense Department officials said.

>The decision not to challenge China’s territorial claims represents a remarkable deference toward Beijing from an administration that is increasingly turning toward President Xi Jinping for help amid the escalating crisis in the Korean Peninsula.

Bomb Mexico and then bomb Spain.

archive.is/8lPdP


The plan was big: 19 feet high. Stone. Obelisks. Set smack in the middle of the golf course. In Bedminster — a wealthy horse-country town 43 miles west of New York City — officials had some concerns about hosting a reality TV star’s tomb. The huge structure would seem garish, out of place. And there were ongoing worries that the spot might become an “attractive nuisance,” tempting curiosity-seekers to trespass on club grounds.
Trump offered a concession.
The tomb would be versatile.
It could also be a festive wedding ... tomb.

Post an archive.is

Also: good morning! Funny isn't, without the clear outsider disruptors we are back to our comfy 5 hours weekend morning threads instead of burning through under 2 hours.

Already did

> Scarborough Shoal

Concerned joe.jpg

Also Trump isn't one for posturing. It's backstage negotiations or bombing the hell out of it, no "strategic patience" and "passive aggressive moves". That's Obama

Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=nzEklhnkOx4
Imagine being this gay

How were the fags handle the project "Make Rainbow great again" consider journalist nowadays lurking Sup Forums for content.

BL3ДЬ H3B3LЬHЫЙ

I think the more we meme about Sven and his little snowy miserable country the worst off Sweden will become. I predict by the end of this year Sweden will make Sunni islam the state religion to prove how tolerant they are.

Everyone is gathering mimetic energy for the French election.

Betty or Veronica, /ptg/?

Bleh. I hate this time period. Things will be more interesting starting late 2017 I bet.

So what did Joe mean by this?

He had some models to accidentally hit in the back of the head with a hammer

Why do we still have these threads and when will they stop

Also are you being paid by russa to do this?

I'm still waiting on the check from Putin. I guess Russian mail is kinda slow.

2D>3DPD

Trump causes a happening/semihappening on a daily basis. The general tends to keep smaller things he says and does from clogging up the catalogue.

how do burgers get rid of Kasich?

>Also are you being paid by russa to do this?
Submission Russy girl is an offer hard to refuse.

>Russian mail is kinda slow
You have no fucking idea. We have jokes as to how terrible it is.

100% cuckold

Slav girls are hard to pass up. Putin has the best grills.
How bad could it possibly be?

Try looking up some videos about Russian mail. While in general it is okay, there are some instances where it's very bad. There were proofs of the mail workers smashing packages for fun a couple of times, for example.

>proofs of the mail workers smashing packages for fun a couple of times, for example.
Proofs you say?
>Try looking up some videos about Russian mail. While in general it is okay, there are some instances where it's very bad.
Sounds like it's pretty normal to me.

msnbc.com/brian-williams/watch/why-does-trump-use-a-different-microphone-than-past-presidents-936034371829?cid=sm_npd_ms_fb_ma

"Disavow me like one of your French Dukes"

>No crimea in Russia

I disavow your map

Toothpaste has some good jokes.
I didn't make it. I could probably edit it to add Crimea in it.

well, well, well...

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7ocpRhDD8

Surprisingly interesting. Thanks MSNBC.