HABBENING FRENCH GOVERNMENT RATIONING FOOD

French government is rationing food before the election tomorrow.

I made it to the station at 11 and they only had one jar of Nutella left. How did you guys go?

Is there actual hunger in France?

There isn't, is there? Even unemployed ppl get $650

Went to the bakery at 9am, only one baguette per person.I think they know Le Pen will be elected and preparing for the civil war. I forgot to fill my car reservoir as the idiot I am.

Fuck mate, I stocked up on fuel on Thursday I knew antifa would buy all the rest for their fucking bombs.

Chequed.

Did they sell out of snails?

I just went to the supermarket and it looks like fucking Venezuela right now...

GUUYS GUYS FUCK ME I'M IN PLACE BELLECOURS IN LYON THEY WONT LET US GET OUT OF THE SQUARE

THERE ARE TANKS ON THE FUCKING SQUARE !!!!!!!
WTF IS GOING ON

What the fuck is going on, Frenchbros?!

you fags are just memeing right?

Post proofs or not happening happen

autist

did you not know europe has had food ratios for the past 6 months? terrorists have been attacking key production and agriculture infrastructure, we need to limit supply until we can resolve the problems.

>only one baguette per person

how will they survive?!

>Nutella is food now
shitskin detected

... are you guys high ?

Probably.

Hurry, try to find some white piece of cloth ASAP just in case.

>Nutella

90 % d'huile de palme et 10 % de "pâte de chocolat" transformée en usine.

T'aurais mieux fait d'acheter des poireaux.

>calling that a jar

That is a free sample fag,and most a cup

BIG HAND OR SMALL NUTELLA

Yeah, I'm running out of food and they don't let me buy more
Holodomor will look like child's play here in Europe soon

How to find qt French/polgb/ bf?

Typical.

Amerilards dont know about the continent wide rationing.

how can we compete?

FUCK ME NO TIME

FUCKING GO TELL PEOPLE ON TIWWITER

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also sugar mountain jewfriend

I had my birthday dinner at a Swiss restaurant and they had ramps/spring onions/asparagus and other seasonal stuff (morel mushrooms) in almost every dish. Was really good.

He's a big guy.

I just saw on the news an interview with a frenchman, he only had two onions on his rope of onions, it was absolutely shocking

what phone u got

kek'd

Enjoy your sugared palm oil, I guess

>MARINE LE PWN

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ONLY 25G OF NUTELLA?
IM TRIGGERED.

Hide under a corpse user, and don't forget to smear someone's blood onto your face.

>MARINE IN PAIN

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ITS A SAMSUNG ACE
PEOPLE ARE RIOTING AGAINST COPS

WE WANT TO FUCKING GET OUT WHAT IS GOING ON

>That is a free sample fag
who cares

it's sugar, palm oil and low quality hazlenuts contaminated with aphlatoxin b

>2/10
>wouldn't eat

I'TS HAPPENING
I live near the border, Italian army is securing the border with tanks and barbed wire. A lot of Navy ship are entering the new Ventimiglia harbor.

>not having an emergency baguettes stash for occasions such as this
Jokes on you

That was fake news, everyone knows it's not possible anymore to find real onions on the black market!

I had no idea this was a thing. Guess I'm just comfy on my little island. Have fun mainland Europe.

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Why is that jar so tiny?

U U
U U

Gotcha, you filthy larper

cause he's a faggot who actually buys that

is the Nutella line for manlets like (YOU)

>I live near the border, Italian army is securing the border
you should have said 'Swiss army is securing the border'. Now no-one will believe you.

NO KRAUT ITS TRUE

WE ARE IN WARFARE MODE


THIS IS CIVIL WAR 2K17

>Even unemployed ppl get $650
what? I get 549 euros and I have to pay a 500$ rent. If you ask for rent help it reduces the other wellfare.

Filthy Austro-Hungarian talking shit about italian army.
still butt-hurt after all those years?

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mon dieu

>emergency baguettes stash
afaik old baguettes can be used only as a blunt weapon tho

y do muslims love Nutella so much

maybe because the colour matches the colour of their souls

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I have a family pack. 1kg!

filthy Terrone doesn't get the joke.

your country is so filled up with fugees there is no need to protect the border. it's actually the other way around: your neighbours have to protect their respective side of the border.

>you are Europes Mexico

Oh shit, news just showed this footage of ANTIFA mobilizing this morning in France.

WHAT IS GOING ON ??

I THINK THE ELECTION IS CREATING TIME WARP

IM TRYING MY BEST TO DOCUMENT THIS SHIT

It's like Brasil and soft drinks. They want to "feel" rich and consume the products the TV tells them to consume the most because they are used to TV being "the voice of the state and culture" in their country.

What do you say mister god?

God says:
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>you are Europes Mexico
wasnt it us

>afaik old baguettes can be used only as a blunt weapon tho
What? I've only been using mine as dildoes.
The more you know

Le Kek

OK SOME GUY OPENED THE DOOR OF A BUILDING WE'RE GOING TO HIDE FOR NOW ON


KEEP BUMPING

fun fact: while completely silent during the election for magical reason unknown to man, union are planning a global strike starting Monday to show that "they didn't want any of the candidate".
Well fuck you retards if you complained earlier none would have passed the first turn.

>he doesn't know about stale baguette cuts
It would be painful.

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Not if you let them get stale as a rock and condom them well.
It's like a dragon dildo lifehack

Why do you think every European is slim for? Exactly.

Don't care about those faggots, I voted macron and bretty habby he won

You'll burn in hell for that.

do we look like we're memeing, faggot ?

I have to do with half a baguette and a coeur de lion (camembert) for 3 days..

FEMA camps in 48 hours

finland pls go

French workers striking for the 35th time this year, nothing being transported or delivered, so shortages. Their month-long paid vacation is coming soon, so they'll need to travel around collecting food in the EU like squirrels.

Black Lily coup on standby if Macron wins.

that's the carrot this faggot had up his ass when he took the pic.

Is this TSA aproved?

OK GUYS I JUST SHOWED MY ELECTION CARD TO THE POLICE, NOW THAT THEY KNOW I VOTED MACRON IM FINNALY ALLOWED TO GET OUT OF THIS PlACE

STAY SAFE

went to mcdonald's and it was ok, maybe because american embassy?

Ye wat ev's br'o !

fuck this

I'll try to sneak my Le Pen ballot paper

Brit-French dual national here: Voted Macron.

Le Pen is just a meme by now.

Reverse image search shows that image was taken in 2010

>wake up
>see that last night's monster is still half full
>take a big sip
>there was a fly in it

I now know how you french feel in your troubled times

You did well user
Everybody knows that the bird is the word

i will

You can't even take a bottle of water anymore on flights.

Election card?

NO ITS NOT, GOOGLE IS TRYING TO HIDE THE MASS MURDER OF FN SUPPORTERS


THEY HAVE ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CODE OF EACH PICTURE ON EARTH !

Tfw now food rationing in Russia: I can buy as much buckwheat and cabbage as I want

YOU HAVE A PAPER TO PROOVE YOU VOTED

JUST SEEN SOME PEOPLE GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED FOR VOTING LE PEN

f-fuck I might reconsider my vote..

Are you wearing a (((concentration camp))) uniform?

THIS IS ME

FRENCH (muslim) GUY


AFTER 8 MONTHS OF RATIONING

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

IM GOING TO DIE PLS HELP

SEND FOOD
PLS BUY ME AMAZON PRIME I NEED FOOD NOW

>Election card?
He meant "voting card".