Brit/pol/ - Based Albanians EDITION

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

Other urls found in this thread:

newstatesman.com/politics/
economist.com/news/leaders/21714986-government-promises-truly-global-britain-after-brexit-plausible-theresa-may-opts
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/7-times-theresa-promised-wouldnt-10247923
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/breaking-theresa-may-make-statement-downing-street-1115am1/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-immigration-policies-speech-conference-2015-tory-conservative-party-views-a7209931.html
standard.co.uk/news/uk/immigration-hit-650000-in-theresa-may-s-last-year-as-home-secretary-a3409561.html
express.co.uk/news/uk/688662/Theresa-May-Sharia-Law-inquiry-Prime-Minister-leader-conservative-party-downing-street
youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
youtube.com/watch?v=gvtqk2E_LwE
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/4623689.stm
amazon.co.uk/Strange-Death-Europe-Immigration-Identity/dp/1472942248/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11314580/Sir-Winston-Churchill-s-family-feared-he-might-convert-to-Islam.html
youtube.com/watch?v=xulOCPkcxqQ
youtube.com/watch?v=4WTOaGLSSXE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Abandon Thread.

Brit/pol/ - >voting edition
>The 7 "brilliant" arguments Theresa May made against Brexit
newstatesman.com/politics/
staggers/2016/10/7-brilliant-arguments-theresa-may-once-made-against-brexit

>Theresa May opts for a "hard" brexit
economist.com/news/leaders/21714986-government-promises-truly-global-britain-after-brexit-plausible-theresa-may-opts

>7 times Theresa May promised there wouldn't be an early general election
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/7-times-theresa-promised-wouldnt-10247923

>Theresa May announces snap general election on June 8
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/breaking-theresa-may-make-statement-downing-street-1115am1/

>“When immigration is too high, when the pace of change is too fast, it’s impossible to build a cohesive society.” - Theresa May
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-immigration-policies-speech-conference-2015-tory-conservative-party-views-a7209931.html

>Immigration hit record 650,000 in Theresa May’s last year as Home Secretary
standard.co.uk/news/uk/immigration-hit-650000-in-theresa-may-s-last-year-as-home-secretary-a3409561.html

>Theresa May forced to defend views on Sharia Law (May sparked controversy when she spoke out in support of the Islamic courts operating in the country, telling the nation they could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia teachings.) as she prepares to enter No 10
express.co.uk/news/uk/688662/Theresa-May-Sharia-Law-inquiry-Prime-Minister-leader-conservative-party-downing-street

>"I mean what I say and I say what I mean." - Theresa May

WHO /CIVIC/ HERE

WHERE MY GLADSTONIAN LIBERALS AT

youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

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who /nofriends/ here

9th for the embodiment of New Labour's disdain for the working-class captured in one facial expression.

Give up.

What do you think of them lads?

Someone change this to "Scot", I beg.

Better than the half breeds, they tend to keep to themselves.

Would rather have gaels than normal scots.

i got banned for 3 days

now i'm back

so

tunnocks teacakes desu

The actual state of Ireland. Even the welsh did a better job if holding onto their language. Embarrassing tbqh

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>Irish Gaelic
>1.5% of Ireland

kek, they've been pushing that shit for decades and it's never caught on

Based Wales though, they never needed any special muh language acts or anything

>woke up at 7:00 like usual
>laid in bed until 3:30 in the afternoon because the black pill is hitting hard today

What are some history books I can read that will let me pretend we're still a great nation?

Pretty sad that they're going, but not much use for them past a cultural curiosity. Kind of like maintaining old steam trains or National Trust sites.

B& for posting avatars lad?

ONE LANGUAGE
ONE BRITAIN

anglos uber alles to be frightfully honest, lads

>Gaelic

Is that some kind of Batty language?

Fair play to the Taffys on that one, desu.

>Tfw Douglas Murray has gone full red pill

IIRC Irish will be a minority before the English.

Seriously, the fucking STATE of that island.

I'll be your friend
Are you white?

bombshell of peace

>the state of the current year

>I want to vote in a woman who removed my internet privacy and passes anti-free speech legislation


Are Sup Forumsposters retarded on purpose or is it a shtick? And no, I don't support the UKIP goyim either.

Do you have the e-book?

GIB

100 years ago Welsh was just as bad but they brought it back and force taught it essentially. It's one example of successful cultural revival.

Doesn't stop it being a disgusting language but oh well.

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Look up Karma Police and Tempora.
What May introduced was nothing.

i got done for posting too many cute karens

CYMRU AM BYTH!
[spoiler]Why is it that the valleys, home of everything stereotypical in my country, has less Welsh speakers than everywhere else? Are we too lazy to learn it?[/spoiler]

Just watched this interview with Nick Griffin from 2009. His points seem like UKIP and Tory points these days... was he just too early?

>youtube.com/watch?v=gvtqk2E_LwE

Murray has always been a disloyal Jew.

He may have only included that as a means of saying she was the descendant of Jewish refugees herself.

It is a stretch, but you might be right. I do doubt it though.

Thinking of cutting my willy off lads so I can wear womens cloths and wee sitting down

As white as can be

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Are you a trap or just another insane Sup Forums poster?

Your doing gods work user, no doubt you're in for another ban at some point

Been thinking of cutting off my nipples so they don't poke out everytime i wanna wear a nice shirt

Don't lose hope guys

>Boyzone star Keith Duffy urges parents with autistic children to 'stop mourning' and 'start embracing' their child

Really, how are literacy rates for English in the valleys compared to everywhere else? Because I wouldn't expect bilingualism if they have trouble with the main one.

Post your local mosque.

>The way democracy works is...It's so irresponsible!
>People say, "what's he done for me?" or "I don't like the look of his face, I wouldn't trust that fellow." You've heard people say that.
>Is that the way to use your vote?

Why were the hereditary peers so based?

The latter lad, just shitposting mainly

You don't have to cut off your cock to be a woman anymore, lad.

What book is this from?

you can do that with a willy you daftie

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Just tuck your meat and veg between your legs lad.

Jesus Christ that's fucking hideous.
Mosques always have the most shit tier architecture. How the fuck do sandcunts do it?

Learn the Truth

I've been thinking of shaving my legs, but I'm so hairy that I'd block the shower and waste precious amounts of this good nations water.

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I've not got one. Feels good, man. Google only turns up two in the entire county, and one's at a fucking camping site, so it's for tourists not locals.
Why aren't you fellows /kernow/

Eternal Shkije

Most of us here are socialist to an extent anyway.

Two is still too many

Is shaving ur Armpits Red Pilled??

It's all well and good when they're just social tards and not full Etsubatsu

This is great. You shitpost yourself. Everything's on autopilot.

Can't help but notice that you don't save the pics of the qt3.14s laughing at you. A bit close to the bone, those ones?

>news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/4623689.stm
>The Newquay Mosque Opposition Group (NMOG) says it would prefer to see a cinema complex, skating rink or even a supermarket on the site.
Best county

>so it's for tourists
That's actually worse, the fact that transients needs to still be catered to.
For fucks sake

It's so odd that if you insult the operation of democracy you will be almost instantly and aggressively shot down by people who will not then be able to detail why your point was wrong.

Very much like Livingstone and the Hitler wanted to deport the Jews things, factually it's correct, but he was still made a media pariah for even suggesting that Hitler wasn't a full on hate machine fueled from the blood of Jewish kittens.

This, read Kim

>Because I wouldn't expect bilingualism if they have trouble with the main one.
Kek, that's most likely why then. I can't give you a figure off the top of my head but it's well known here that quite a few teens have to resist their compulsory GCSEs. And nine times out of ten, it's the English GCSE.

Wear a bra, shame to have nips an not accentuate them with a well fitting bra like

I don't know, but it leaves me red and rashed.

Presumably it's from this.

amazon.co.uk/Strange-Death-Europe-Immigration-Identity/dp/1472942248/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

hi woowee

This woman on Who Dares Wins right now looks a bit like Mummy tbqh,

These modern ones do but to be fair to them all modern buildings look like a right fucking state.

The older Mosques are all built to the same sort of scene as the Hagia Sofia, which was a Byzantine Cathedral.

youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

They don't tend to be as funny.

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best

what are some good animu to watch lads? I keep starting new shows and getting bored desu

South Park

Sir Winston Churchill 's family feared he might convert to Islam
>telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11314580/Sir-Winston-Churchill-s-family-feared-he-might-convert-to-Islam.html

Britain's voted for a homosexual muslim wannabe as their choice for number one Brit.

I was watching this episode with my sister last month, and because of this video I started dying with laughter. She obviously had no idea what I was laughing at, she must have assumed I was laughing at the poor autist on the stairs, and then SHE nervously joined in laughing with me. She doesn't even have the excuse of an obscure meme to justify laughing at autists. Absolutely brutal.

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you are trying too hard user

everyone knows churchill loved islam in his youth but then wrote extensively against it in his later life

why are you such an edgelord lol?

Big Sam on the top left

It's a false promise of power on the part of the voter, and an assurance of total power to those that receive the vote.

It was much better without you to be quite honest.

I'm not sure if this is an Islamic community center... I don't even know if there is a difference.

Has anyone watched The Last Emperor? Yor thoughts? Has a GOAT soundtrack.

forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=xulOCPkcxqQ

Anyone else getting election burnout already?

They've even hired a fucking chink to play Edward?!

it'll be over soon lad atleast it's not like the Trump elections, now that was burnout

Watch Thunderbolt Fantasy.Makes anime look like shit
youtube.com/watch?v=4WTOaGLSSXE

kek

Well, they did have Peter O'Toole playing a based Scottish teacher in it, so there's that

Really should read more Kipling than I have. Only read a few of his poems, which seem to capture the atmosphere of a dead empire while it was still at its height.

i have had politics burnout ever since early june last year, i actually stopped listening to the news or watching tv in the weeks coming up to the referendum because i was so sick of hearing politicians talk to other politicians

honestly i am still pretty burned out on politics, i just come here to pass the time

Try actually reading the article you dopey polish prick.

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