PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HEARTLESS DON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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If awoovement is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.

justice awoos

Wow. I was on the Trump train until this. I guess I'm ready for Hillary.

Pretty damning

>youtube.com/watch?v=rtu0HRVrdMU

Why do they put always a kid and not a bearded dude holding an ak?
It would be more realistic.

Explain urselfs.

>short of weapons
Doubtful.

This is my last thread for now, need a new OP or Joe takes it

Last straw

>Goes to hearing
>Plead the fifth

>ywn eat a 153 year old piece of Hardtack

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret transactions, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in art of the deal and I’m the top realtor in the Upper West Side. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being very unfair to me over the Internet? Think again, choke artist. As we speak I am contacting my highly-paid firm of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negotiate with you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively protected in courtrooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the armed private security and I will use it to its full extent to deport your miserable ass from the face of the continent, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Make America Great Again and you will drown in it. It's time for you to leave, illegal alien.

> Today's edition of alt-right shitbrains get cucked by uncle Neo-Con and the banks

finally

let the joe flow

How will Trump distribute the trillion dollars for infrastructure? How will he make sure that states aren't just being cheap pieces of shit by not fixing anything?

racist desu

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Trump is a corporate shill and y'all are still drinking that capitalist cool-ade

It's about time.

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>Wants to reimplement Glass-Steagall
Look Drumpfy is selling out to the banks!

Oh my

is the sleeping giant awakening?

They actually do work?

>by gawd

that poor horse on the left

That poor horse up front, having to carry a soon to be uninsured American like that

>right wing individuals
>short on weapons
U 'avin a giggle m8?

He IS the wall.

Thanks for baking, my friend.

Guys, Remember when Le Pen had her immunity taken away over the ISIS picture tweets?

What if (((they))) leaked the Macron documents with the goal to make him lose?

Le Pen is elected, they find "evidence" it was Russia, she gets btfo, Her party are banned as traitors, Election is re-run with no right wing and Macron wins

rising nationalism in France is eliminated and they still get (((their guy)))

Some of them live in blue states.

Anything fun happen today and yesterday in America?

>not plead da fif

That doesn't stop us.
>t. blue state planning on moving to a red state soon

giving someone a victory and then taking it away is a very very good way to make them extremely upset

Oh Euroupoors...

>That shop of giraffe-kun

>not commenting on Roof looking more effay than the rest of /fa/

What are your guys' thoughts on the Republican healthcare plan? Conservatives say it isn't Conservative enough and Progressives say it's too Conservative.

Let's go over the Conservative aspects first and then the Progressive aspects

Conservative:
>Repeals most Obamacare taxes
>Repeals employer and individual mandate
>Lifts the cap on charges for the elderly
>Stops expansion of Medicaid in States
>Allows States to opt out of certain provisions
>Defunds Planned Parenthood for one year

Progressive:
>Sets up a high risk pool fund
>Applies a surcharge of 30% for one year on those who lapse on their health insurance plan
>Mandates coverage for pre-existing conditions
>Allows people to stay on their parents' coverage until they're 26
>Gives tax credits to those who are too poor to afford insurance

So, it's a Centrist's bill. It's not perfect. I would have preferred a straight repeal with no replacement, but unfortunately that's not realistic as it would never have gotten the votes needed.

>stock market never higher
>bad laws and regulations getting struck down left and right
>lowest unemployment since before market crash
>only new problems atm are cleaning ip the last administrations mistakes

having white guys back in charge is prrtty fucking good senpai

MAGA

List of national monuments that the Trump admin may give back was released

archive.is/2bJHn

>The Interior Department has narrowed its list of national monuments and marine preserves to be reviewed for possible downsizing or elimination to about two dozen, including two of the more contentious in recent years: Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante, both in Utah.

>The 22 land monuments and five ocean preserves, most of them in the Pacific Ocean, released by the agency today total about 210 million acres, and were all created our expanded by former Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.

>They include some of those presidents’ most high-profile land-preservation actions, and are likely to spark opposition from environmentalists who have fought for preservation of public lands.

It's better than we have now and Rand still has time to fuck with it before it passes the senate. Even Trump acknowledges that changes will still be made.

The left isn't even doubling down on its hatred for white people at this point, it's making it a required aspect of their party.

Looks like a fun job.

Is good. Better than alternatives available right now. Of congress was a sweeping supermajority loyal to Trump it would be better.

Compromise is when neither side is happy.

I agree. Conservatives flipping their shit have no patience. Same with the budget. It's only for four months, like

>The wall is too expens-

>What are your guys' thoughts on the Republican healthcare plan?

It's actually very premature to debate it, as what was passed this week will be massively changed in the Senate. Then it will have to be reconciled with the House version.

tl;dr: We're not even close to knowing what the final version will be.

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Thanks

youtu.be/75zmIj_4LFQ
Where do I sign up to be a part of the ICE Calvary? I want to run down spics on horseback.

>DOW closed on over 21,000

Feels fucking good, man.

>cbp.gov/careers

usajobs.gov

Everyone loves to buy into concern trolling
>tfw get called a blind follower because I don't lose my shit the second something happens
Happened with all of my friends during the strike on the airbase.
>then one week later after disavowing all of them were back as if it never happened

Life is awesome?

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>B-b-but
>*Sweats*
>We d-didnt find in-network
>*Swallows audibly*
>S-so we recommend th-that no charges be b-b-brought
>*Ostentatiously loosens tie*

Surprised there was no mention of this yesterday. Secretary of the Army nominee withdrew his name.

archive.is/WLzrh

>President Donald Trump’s nominee for secretary of the Army has pulled his name from consideration after a siege by lawmakers and advocates who objected to stands he previously had taken on social issues.

>The nominee, Mark Green, withdrew Friday, citing “false and misleading attacks” against him. He is the second of Mr. Trump’s nominees for Army secretary to drop out prior to appearing before the Senate for confirmation. Mr. Trump’s first nominee for Navy secretary also withdrew before confirmation hearings.

>Dr. Green, a Tennessee state senator, physician and chaplain of the state’s Republican caucus, was nominated by Mr. Trump in early April and immediately drew criticism from some groups for previous statements about homosexuality, evolution and other social issues.

>A West Point graduate, Dr. Green has publicly spoken about his doubts concerning evolution, and he holds controversial positions.

>“If you poll the psychiatrists, they’re going to tell you that transgender is a disease,” he told a group in 2016 while speaking about LGBT issues in the military. “We’ve tolerated immorality,” he said.

>Dr. Green also has referred to Mr. Obama as “B. Hussein Obama” in Facebook posts upbraiding the former president for allegedly being lenient toward Islamist radicalism.

>Last year, he told a group in Tennessee that he wouldn’t tolerate the teaching of certain aspects of Islam in public schools, agreeing with a member of the audience who said people need to take a stand against indoctrination of students.

>Even top Republican Sen. John McCain from Arizona said in a recent USA Today interview that he found some of Dr. Green’s past comments “very concerning.” Mr. McCain is chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, which oversees the military.

S H O C K E R

>swamp doesn't like getting drained

>trump isn't draining the swamp

Does literally every white woman and child, and every white man too for that matter, have to get gang raped before they wake up? Although even that doesn't always seem to do it, and neither does losing family to terrorists.

money.cnn.com/2017/05/05/news/economy/april-jobs-report-us-economy/

>US unemployment hits 4.4%, lowest in a decade

Reminder that only true Trump supporters obeyed the God Emperor's command and checked out Miss Piggy sex tape to combat leftist feminist propaganda.

MAGA!

>tfw I probably don't meet the requirements
I should have ignored my family and enlisted back in 2011 when I graduated. Then I could be out and working for ICE under Trump. If only I didn't take the blackpill so early.

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>"What happens when the white guys are back in charge?"
>Convinces China to reign in North Korea in three months, when the past three administration had failed to do it in 24 years
>Doubles job-growth
>Triples stock market trading
>96% of voters would still vote for, if election held today would win again and win popular vote
>Importation of illegal aliens and Muslim rapefugees reduced to almost nothing
>First nigger president about to go to jail

Better than we could possibly have hoped desu

Good way to start a war if you ask me

So it looks like Erdogan wants to expand his second Ottoman Empire into Europe proper. Sounds like a WWIII scenario in the making. It'll be interesting to see how this develops.

>You know the healthcare bill wont pass the sen
>You know that trump will hire (((jews))) to build the wall then pocket that 1.5 billion to run the democratic platform.
hehahhahahaha the Gop is great it sells its self.

>the American president told the people to watch a porn tape
never forget

>tfw I checked out the sex tape
>tfw it's pretty bad
Couldn't even get me hard, too mexican/10

Trump should nominate Webb as SecNav and be done with it.

I could actually imagine Trump saying this pretty easily

Because children sells better.

Imagine being Obama in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Donald Trump, you fuckin' POTUS, all sworn in with your piss stained hands on Abe Lincoln's bible. I would totally wish you well, both in my official capacity and the real me." when all he really wants to do is expose Drumpf for the pervert he is. Like seriously imagine having to be Obama and not only sit in that chair while Donald John Trump flaunts his disgusting fetish in a Russian hotel, the comb-over barely concealing his bald spot and orange skin, and just sit there, debate after debate, rally after rally, while he smiles and takes the white labor votes from the DNC. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous electoral blowout, but his audacious attitude as everyone on Fox tells him he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONAL J. TRUMP BRINGS BACK JOBS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his smug fucking reality-tv face contort into racist dog whistles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but an endless golf tour around the world and bowing to kings and emperors for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the jungles in Kenya. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the orange tan that's melting on his fat stomach as he puffs it out to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "tremendous (for that is what he calls himself)" movement, the movement he worked so hard for with alt-right Nazi wolf-girls in the previous months. And then the press calls for another photo, and you know you could un-mask every single person in this room before a congressional hearing could impeach you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Obama. You're not going to lose your future speaking fees over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Our president told people to watch a sex tape. I never thought I would have to type that out.

Heartless and cold as ice

>President Trump and I have seen the same porno

It's a strange and oddly unifying feeling desu senpai.

WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING OUT THESE STORIES EXPECTING ME TO BE OUTRAGED?! I LOVE THIS SHIT!

Get used to seeing a lot more compromises, I once predicted that Trump is going to have to make a ton of compromises throughout his presidency.

that was some wild shit

Without a single bullet fired...

>check out sex tape
wew I somehow missed this one during the calamity of the GE

How long until the Notre Dame is converted into a mosque? Or just bulldozed and replaced with one. And anyone who objects is a racist xenophobe and Nazi.

Hell I'm a big supporter of Trump and I flipped my shit during the Syria strike. It was only til I found out it was all chest beating that I became fine with it. That and the fact nothing really happened after that.

Over 9000 hours in ms paint because I'm too dumb to understand photoshop.

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I didn't like the strike but I waited to see what became of it before freaking out over it

>She
's a big guy

Checked for those holy 7s. This timeline, man, just when I think it can't get better it does

replace them

>without a single bullet fired

Not quite, m8

Rembrandt couldnt improve on that masterpiece
saved/10

What did it for me was the fact it went straight through the heart of the Russian S-400 air defense system. With the follow on MOAB strike it was a clear indication they were testing some systems IRL in anticipation of a NORK hit.

That and the fact we didn't follow it with any invasion or even invasion talks and went straight to reconciliation after the spanking.

I'm actually glad the freedom caucus managed to squeeze a few more concessions to the right into the bill, while cucking the Tuesday group and "mainstreet partnership" RINO caucuses