Brit/pol/ - Albania greatest ally EDITION

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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Reminder that your days are numbered communists.

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thanks aquafresh. i like it.

Labour are going to lose out big time in this election. Anyone strongly pro-Brexit is going to vote Tory, and anyone strongly-anti-Brexit won't be drawn to Labour and their tepid pro-Brexit "too chicken to rock the boat" stance.

Not to mention the decades of insistence that "left wing = weak and immature" and "right wing = tough and sensible".

People switch off at election time, and revert to the basic fundamentals driven into them throughout their entire life, sure the Tories might be corrupt, and the NHS might be dying under them along with the police, education, fire crisis, sure the neoliberal experiment failed and we all had to pay to keep it alive, and this Corbyn fella seems a bit different to all the others, but at the end of the day, people want to feel mature, sensible and tough, and that's the image the Tories present.

I mean even 7 years of abject failure, project after project falling apart, cost saving changes that end up increasing costs, broken election promises, U-turns and flipflops, doesn't outweigh the projected image: "Strong and Stable".

It's fucking disgusting. What really is annoying is how well the Tory position of just hiding from the media is. Instead of focusing on the Government and people who have the most power, they are just picking on Labour non-stop. The media didn't even keep on the fact May was hiding from debates for more than a day. That's what happens when you have the media in your back pocket... or the other way around.

MORE POWER TO MUMMY MAY

REALLY makes you think

bit quiet lads. is everyone getting a few sneaky sherbets in?

I'm in work tomorrow, not that it makes a difference if I turn up drunk

>A third of the posts by non-brits
Is this the end of brit/pol/ ?

>working on the sabbath

you disgrace

Demographically representative of the nation.

It's almost as if the opposition is so lacklustre and milquetoast that they can barely be called opposition at all.

>brit/pol/ hates socialism
>brit/pol/ loves mummy may interfering in markets

Protectionists and nationalisation-supporters need to leave desu senpai.

THE

> implying flags are representative of nationality

I've posted on here from abroad lad, and I know foreigners resident here post on this thread too.
Doesn't really convince me that scrapping trident and printing money to pay for THINGS is a good idea

Yeah yeah mate, I've got a house to run and a kid on the way. Need dem hours because I won't bring myself to claim bennies while I have other opportunities.

ABSOLUTE

D-do diaspora Anglos count, Both parents fled SA

STATE

>Albania greatest ally EDITION

fuck off with your nigger OP

Doesnt go to MCDs tomorrow
as an alkie thats a given
>Posts degenerate filth an this ,the Irony is strong in you

> Flag
> Tattoo
> Clothes

ALL products of capitalist exploitation of labour...

I approve desu.
God bless the free market.

we just hate socialism that much that we are willing to give may a landslide to defeat it.

MCDs?

DO NOT UPSET THE QUEEN.

and them burgers wont flip themselves eh ?

I thought an economy like Albania was something for us to strive for, according to Gove.

top kek chap

Burger franchise you may of heard of them its where the shitposters here work

I work security/part time student. I bought the army meme and wasted my late teens/early 20's and I'm now having to retrade.

why the fuck are johnny foreigners making Brit/pol/ threads?

Your death will be a painful one. This I promise.

went to a marshes town today, it had lots of independent shops, no non whites, cozy people,

half the shops were empty, the museums were shutting down

it's like i went to a white ethnostate and no one was interested.

well its that or collecting trollies from the supermarket carpark lad

i know a guy who wipes old people's bums. fucking mong.

Imagine lad, in another world where the labour party wasn't full of mongs, we would be looking at a red surge!

If anything good is to come of this election, it must rip the throat out of the Labour party, we need a strong opposition for parliamentary democracy to work and in its current clusterfuck guise the Labs aren't capable of providing that

Did you kill any ragheads whilst a grunt

Ooof, i'd [verb] her [object/s], if you know what I mean

wonders if he fiddles with them too Top Kek

No, go away. Neither you nor your parents are English.

lol pic not related at all and niether is my post

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>tfw no gf

physically, girls are breathtaking

sucks being a virgin. i only have myself to blame

How many seats do you think the Lib Dems will win?

Thinking of putting a cheeky bet on.

Also: COMMIES OUT

espesh with Harame Abbot in it lel

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Are you the cunt that can't kiss from this afternoon?
Did you take any of our advice onboard?

One of those burger, kebab and pizza places?

Chicken Cottage?

What is the context behind Mogg backstabbing Ken Clarke?

he puts laxatives in their food because he just loves wiping their bums so much.

G-good Evening Karenposter well done on your countrymen for doing the right thing and voting in Mummy May.

i'm hoping enough to become the opposition. How many would they need for that?

Helping the elderly and getting paid to do it is not shameful.

youtube.com/watch?v=_4MkzppLyN4
Shit on him at various points

I did £30 notes in bookies today ,think my nags still running lads

My cats will be eating the sad fuckers soon

no i am not, i've kissed half a dozen girls or so

Alb*nians are roaches.

Considering getting in on the namefagging gimmick. What do you think, lads?

u can use my bum for £7 and a packet Wagonwheels if you like lad

I am clean

Oh fuck I completely forgot watching this, kek

that's just because of media bias lad.

Go see a milf whore and enjoy it lad

>Conservatives have nearly double the years in office

The rest of it makes sense considering that. What's all this business about excluding the global financial crisis? Wasn't Brown in office during that time, after two Blair terms?

I didn't realise we were allowed to just subtract what ever we wanted from the figures to make a party look good, in that cases remove many of the Tory years in office, all the ones where thye spent the most, until their numbers beat labour in every way, ok great.

Sorry for the Christianity

Under 10, 8 to be precise.

he doesn't get paid lad. he sneaks in at night time. fucking weirdo lol

Have you ever actually tried? You know, put yourself out there, stopped girls in the street, spoken to women?

noticed

>Mogg backstabbing Ken Clarke?
Clarke is a Europhile and Rees-Mogg wrecked him about Brexit on national television.

Then go forth and smash a fat bird
Just get it over with, it'll give you a confidence boost and you can start going after birds who look human

I was CRE, unfortunately not.

We were on op providing route clearance and over watch for RM who were tasked with plugging tunnels under the neb canal, the main canal in the green zone. What when we're in one place is park the wagons in a square and live in the middle like a little fort. 3 days in we come under small arms, very rare as most of them aren't doped up enough to take on 8 armoured wagons with 4 .50cals on the roof. Only my wagon (I was driver that particular op) had eyes on the chogi shooting at us and my gunner was pinned down in the SV, so I jumped on the .50cal and engaged... or I would have if my shit cunt gunner had cleaned his weapon in the last 3 days leaving me with dead man's click. So I just had to sit there and watch as another RM callsign in the area put a few UGLs through the cunts window and take my frag.

>i know a guy who wipes old people's bums.
Tell him to wipe this one.

Hen cottage Kek
sides lost
and that was just family members

It starts from 79'

We must meme Tony Blair back into the office. By far the greatest Prime Minister post WWII

>Tell him to wipe this one

which one lad she's got about 4 arses

T-thank you Anglo-senpai.

I'm not joking how proud I am of my Anglo-senpais. Not voting for the meme party (aka the Sinn Féin of UK) that was UKIP and making the Tories stronger.

Now repeat for the GE.

It would be more humane on both ends to take her to a car wash.

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like throwing a sausage down a high street you will have to have your bum sown up soon lad

to a landfill

Stop bragging you bastard.

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> We must meme Tony Blair back into the office.

I do not like this pro-Albanian Russia shill anymore.

i'm not a faggot

i'm thinking about doing that

OARHH RIGHT YOU ARE

not really, i'm very fussy. haven't chased a woman 4+ years

i'm too egotistical for that shit

kek

a-actually I voted for UKIP...

Isn't it the resident Scot nonce?

Do you think we can tone down the racism a bit lads? I know it's all banter and not serious but sometimes I have a hard time wondering if some of you aren't pretending and it's making me (and prob. a few of the other non-white posters) a bit uncomfortable

Her boyfriend's nearly as bad.

So if you're very fussy why are you whining on a thai political machinations board about being a virgin?

When I'm uncomfortable I find somewhere else to sit.

*stares*

> a-actually I voted for UKIP...

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Well it's your vote, senpai, and I am biased as an Irishman about how the UK should vote.

I take it that solo UKIP seat wasn't the one in your area. . .

Do you work in Tie Rack by any chance?

>Cigarette for scale

OK. Start it from the Blair year one and then Include the global financial crisis.

Weren't many of the banks involved in the global financial crisis UK banks? How does that affect things? Didn't Brown then apply his THINGS magic to a major element of the earths banking?

Can I whine? I am not fussy but am still a virgin.

If you're going to post anime shit, at least post a good girl

> Isn't it the resident Scot nonce?

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I'm potato-kun, not the Israeli Scot.

I post Mummy May memes.