Leftist Newspaper Writes "The Beginner's Guide to Sup Forums"

The author claims he literally got a nightmare from a picture he saw here during his first five minutes of lurking. Also literally said that he shilled a bit.

theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/a-beginners-guide-to-Sup Forums-the-site-you-never-knew-was-influencing-you-1-5006102

Archive:
archive.is/Rd5Eo

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twitter.com/mikeh_pr?lang=en
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>that flag
>not posting an archive link
>doesn't know what the term shill means

get out faggot

btw this a newspaper that was founded after Brexit specifically to counter the "fake news" that caused Brexit. That should give you the idea of who these people are.

jesus fucking christ nigel, get it together

>our greatest ally
>he did, ahmed
>used the word shill correctly

>reddit spacing

Read past the first sentence of the OP you massive fucking retard.

>the site you never knew was influencing you
Are we Russian hackers now?

>the yuropooran
>floods of tears: the newspaper

According to the author we're no longer a secret club. And yes, he actually said "secret club".

>Journalists are coming on to Sup Forums to see our plans
This is why we need /mlpol/ back. The horsefuckers scared off the shills, ledditors, and journalists

Fuck off kike

So ask /qa/, they still masturbate to it to this day.

Anyone else notice these days, they post shit like this.. But the comments are closed, or at the very least not open right away.. Its almost like they want no contradiction from people who will call out their bullshit!

Anyway 12 snowflakes on the faggot meter, "braindead sjw safe space"

Post an archive link, you faggot ass bitch OP. It already exists, I saw it yesterday, some shit like SCsem or something like that.

>anti-israel rhetoric
>flag

you are not tricking anyone Ahmed. This board is and has always been Pro Israel.

Wew this shithole hasn't been a secret club for over a decade

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Archive link right above you bruv

FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEE

I got about halfway through and realized he was taking Sup Forums seriously.

the problem with todays Sup Forums is that it actually has some sort discussion and content (shallow as it may be), we can't just post gore and porn all the time to make people go away. the board as a content board is dead long ago, we were just containment, but the place still served some purpose as an scapegoat for other places with the old/pol/ mindset, but with so many people browsing here even that is lost

i am glad that Sup Forums exists and still takes the blame for shit less known places do but Sup Forums is not enough to make people feel disgusted, soon other people will start to discover the actual secret clubs

Sup Forums was a better scapegoat when Sup Forums was the mainboard

/bant/ is nice ideia but i don't think it will work

Sup Forums is daed

#EndStPatricksDay isn't a misrepresentation of what the left believes. They talk about it like anti-white racism is a made-up issue.

Knowing these people, he'll probably call the cops over that email.

There is no guide for what happens here. You either dive into the pit or you stay the fuck away.

This is either a good troll or literally the most retarded man to ever post on Sup Forums.

How do you get nightmares of a picture shared here?

I haven't even seen Dick shitting nipples in a long time, what made this lightweight lose sleep?

The main problem is, just.like it was with Sup Forums, that people treat Sup Forums as a group. They think we actually have a uniform ideology.

>people still write articles like Sup Forums isn't mainstream as fuck these days

t. kike

Fuck you, Israelis are our greatest allies, globalist kikes living in the uk, america and russia are the enemy

i don't think that is a problem, their misunderstanding don't hurt us

and sorry i was just shitposting not trying to make any point, just felt like trying to confuse journalists browsing the thread but i am too drunk to make a intelligent bait

stories, possibly. but pictures? come on.

FUUUUGGG

>tfw Sup Forums has had a bigger impact on the U.S. election, and therefore U.S. history, than Twitter and Facebook.

>Taking Sup Forums seriously.

Most normies are soft as hell. Dude probably saw one popped head in a gore thread on Sup Forums and got spooked into an existential crisis. They're like little babies.

10/10 formating

>The author claims he literally got a nightmare from a picture he saw here during his first five minutes of lurking.

Good then that means we're doing our job to keep them out!

hate when that happens

Can we please put a stop to this worthless advertisement?

It's ruining the whole site, especially Sup Forums.

>sheeeeeeit

Since when were we secret?
I remember other forums warning of the 'trolls' here years and years ago.
It's just that we've since moved into reshaping politics.

>can we put a stop
no, we can't, i wish we could

It's too late user.

Mexican cartel stuff? That shit's pretty interesting.

twitter.com/mikeh_pr?lang=en this is the twitter of the faggot who wrote this

> Step 1: Goto Sup Forums
> Step 2: Shit post
> If stuck return to step 1.

That's really sad, why would you save that?

He got nightmares?
Did he see the alien?

God I don't even have that much gore or shocking stuff anymore

Bring them here. I've debated with the best of them and they all come back, stuck here forever.

have you ever argued with a normie outside of Sup Forums, on twitter or something?

they're fucking terrible at it.

i still find gore shit disgusting but i'm completely desensitized now

I knew Brits couldn't read for shit.

wtf is going on there.

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He could become a monk... Or get into heroin?

Yea I'd just fucking kill myself.

>Also literally said that he shilled a bit.
Pretty obvious. As if the shills weren't bad enough before, everytime we're mentioned on huffpost, vice, the_donald, etc. it just gets worse.

Yup. It's so easy to fuck with their minds.

the problem is that they never use evidence.

once you point out how they're strawmanning the fuck out of the opposite position, they're done for.