>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream: broadcastify.com /listen /feed /763 /web
>>Same feed with ambient music:youarelistening.to /chicago
>>For Ambiance: soundcloud.com /sithdemonic /sets /newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)broadcastify.com /listen /feed /13262
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BACK THE BLUE >>Get Behind the Vest donation drive: getbehindthevest.org / >Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):cpdmemorial.org /
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO: >>Shootings ScoreboardS:heyjackass.com crime.chicagotribune.com /chicago /shootings /crime.chicagotribune.com /chicago /homicides /homicides.suntimes.com /
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:radicalcartography.net /index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:wbez.org /shows /wbez-news /in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they /0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:bearcat1.com /radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:directives.chicagopolice.org /directives /
>>Related twittertwitter.com /spotnewsonigtwitter.com /hashtag /shitoemcsays
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May 6, 2017 - 15:31
my first /cpd/. here is my offering
May 6, 2017 - 15:33
Dats a fuggen gud meme adon. xDDD
May 6, 2017 - 15:34
"Peace was Restored" fucking hardcore
May 6, 2017 - 15:37
Let's play a game, Roberts. Man or woman?
May 6, 2017 - 15:37
>tfw I forgot to add the chitownmugshots link into the OP damn it. The zone 6 link is dead, I can shorten the OP and fit in under the K/D ratios
May 6, 2017 - 15:37
anyone need some bingo cards? i have some i made on my tablet a couple months ago i can post.
May 6, 2017 - 15:37
>I'll suck ya dick for sum meth
May 6, 2017 - 15:39
They'll give you GASH if you do
May 6, 2017 - 15:41
Latrawna done got her did before she got arrested for aggravated battery.
May 6, 2017 - 15:41
>VERY irate, keeping the neighbors awake
May 6, 2017 - 15:43
That's a toughie, Robert. I'm gonna guess, er... woman?
May 6, 2017 - 15:43
GASH = Gonnoreah AIDS Syphillis Herpes
all at once
May 6, 2017 - 15:43
(815) as well. Big-ass area code.
May 6, 2017 - 15:43
This broad was arrested for prostitution. I can't imagine she was making much money.
May 6, 2017 - 15:44
>implying I would bareback a prison slut
May 6, 2017 - 15:44
looks shopped what the hell
May 6, 2017 - 15:44
>HAY MISTAH, I'LL SUCC YO DICK FOR A BOIGAH
May 6, 2017 - 15:45
Exactly, but this bitch only rates a Whopper Jr.
May 6, 2017 - 15:45
Holy fuck, man, this Chicago mugshots site is a goldmine.
May 6, 2017 - 15:46
More like one white castle.
May 6, 2017 - 15:46
More like I would throw burgers at her till she rescinded her threat of unwanted fellatio. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE
May 6, 2017 - 15:48
This genius was popped for domestic battery.
May 6, 2017 - 15:50
First name of "Darris." Not sure if that's feminine or masculine in ebonics.
May 6, 2017 - 15:51
This crazy Bernie voter was arrested for violating an order of protection.
May 6, 2017 - 15:51
>Intox male white is pulling on/dragging his intox female white
May 6, 2017 - 15:53
He a good boy. He dindu nuffin.
May 6, 2017 - 15:53
Christina Ricci has really herself go.
May 6, 2017 - 15:53
Holy fuck. This winner fought Robert and got BTFO.
May 6, 2017 - 15:54
ROBERT WILL NOT DIVIDE US
May 6, 2017 - 15:55
Goodnight Robert. Be safe.
May 6, 2017 - 15:56
>8-9 males fistfighting STREETS OF RAGE!
May 6, 2017 - 15:56
Why are these "people" even on Earth? What is the point in their lives? God should flood earth again
May 6, 2017 - 15:57
The Great Migration was the worst disaster ever to befall Chicago.
May 6, 2017 - 15:57
Did Robert just say he arrested Andrew fucking Golota?
May 6, 2017 - 15:57
>3-4 homeless people fighting and c hoking each other
May 6, 2017 - 15:57
Fucking hell, same. I would love to see Shia with those raccoon eyes.
May 6, 2017 - 15:57
You'd probably catch an STD just from being in the same room as her without full MOPP 4 gear.
May 6, 2017 - 15:58
We gave those black eyes to his soul.
May 6, 2017 - 15:58
Are you telling me you wouldn't tap given the opportunity?
May 6, 2017 - 15:59
Some of these mugshots are far out. This dude looks like a stone cold killer. He got arrested for battery.
May 6, 2017 - 16:00
I suppose I should have named it Chicago.png but you get the idea
May 6, 2017 - 16:01
>Robbed the complainant >Might rob more people >waiting for passengers to get off the train
kek
May 6, 2017 - 16:01
Alright, so what about this jail skank? She's in for possession.
May 6, 2017 - 16:02
Fighting Robert is never a good idea. Robert always wins.
May 6, 2017 - 16:02
this guys eyes are sooo far apart wtf
May 6, 2017 - 16:03
>when you get arrested on crafts day
May 6, 2017 - 16:03
Dude, you can tell by the nose and jawline
May 6, 2017 - 16:04
killer? more like stone cold nigger.
May 6, 2017 - 16:04
>This guy is intoxicated >and uh, bleeding all over the place from his left hand
May 6, 2017 - 16:05
>lip piercing >dyed hair >troublmatic glasses >overtrimmed eyebrows >puffy skin, probably from poor diet nah
May 6, 2017 - 16:05
>Mohammed's complainin' >Disregard
May 6, 2017 - 16:05
I saved a good one. You can't tell me you wouldn't bang pic related.
May 6, 2017 - 16:05
>AYE BE THE DREAD PIRATE TYRONE >WE BE SEA KANGZ HERE
May 6, 2017 - 16:06
not into girls but she looks alright. ears look like they had plugs in them
May 6, 2017 - 16:06
>19 Y/O >Shot in the left ankle Ouch.
May 6, 2017 - 16:07
>19-20 y/o >taken to hospital >Shot in the head F
May 6, 2017 - 16:08
>face tattoo >not going to jail pick one and only one
May 6, 2017 - 16:09
>female black panhandling and throwing bottles
May 6, 2017 - 16:10
>arrested for possession with intent to sell, distribute, or manufacture ecstasy
May 6, 2017 - 16:11