/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - PIZZA TO DIE FOR EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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my first /cpd/. here is my offering

breddy gud xDDDD

Dats a fuggen gud meme adon. xDDD

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thanggs gibes! :-DDDDD

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"Peace was Restored"
fucking hardcore

Let's play a game, Roberts. Man or woman?

>tfw I forgot to add the chitownmugshots link into the OP
damn it. The zone 6 link is dead, I can shorten the OP and fit in under the K/D ratios

anyone need some bingo cards? i have some i made on my tablet a couple months ago i can post.

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FREE PRESIDENT CAMACHO!

>I'll suck ya dick for sum meth

Would you?

I would. Don't judge me.

early days still doable

They'll give you GASH if you do

Latrawna done got her did before she got arrested for aggravated battery.

none.. its an aye lmao

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>GASH
What?

>VERY irate, keeping the neighbors awake

That's a toughie, Robert. I'm gonna guess, er... woman?

Male or female, Roberts?

GASH =
Gonnoreah
AIDS
Syphillis
Herpes

all at once

(815) as well. Big-ass area code.

This broad was arrested for prostitution. I can't imagine she was making much money.

traininy

>implying I would bareback a prison slut

looks shopped
what the hell

More like Roberta

Rapunzel?

>HAY MISTAH, I'LL SUCC YO DICK FOR A BOIGAH

I FOUND A TRANNY!

>Larry Hartison

Exactly, but this bitch only rates a Whopper Jr.

Holy fuck, man, this Chicago mugshots site is a goldmine.

More like one white castle.

traffic stop oh fugg!

those digits though

More like I would throw burgers at her till she rescinded her threat of unwanted fellatio.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE

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Real Nigga Hours

That's a dude. Yikes

slider/10

Is that snoop on drag?

In* niggers did it

This genius was popped for domestic battery.

First name of "Darris." Not sure if that's feminine or masculine in ebonics.

This crazy Bernie voter was arrested for violating an order of protection.

>Intox male white is pulling on/dragging his intox female white

He a good boy. He dindu nuffin.

Christina Ricci has really herself go.

Holy fuck. This winner fought Robert and got BTFO.

ROBERT WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Goodnight Robert. Be safe.

>8-9 males fistfighting
STREETS OF RAGE!

Why are these "people" even on Earth? What is the point in their lives? God should flood earth again

The Great Migration was the worst disaster ever to befall Chicago.

Did Robert just say he arrested Andrew fucking Golota?

Night night, Robert.

>3-4 homeless people fighting and c hoking each other

Fucking hell, same. I would love to see Shia with those raccoon eyes.

You'd probably catch an STD just from being in the same room as her without full MOPP 4 gear.

We gave those black eyes to his soul.

Are you telling me you wouldn't tap given the opportunity?

10-4 goodnight

How's this?

Some of these mugshots are far out. This dude looks like a stone cold killer. He got arrested for battery.

Night night, Robert.

I suppose I should have named it Chicago.png but you get the idea

>Robbed the complainant
>Might rob more people
>waiting for passengers to get off the train

kek

kek. True enough.

STREWTH, lad!

Alright, so what about this jail skank? She's in for possession.

Fighting Robert is never a good idea. Robert always wins.

this guys eyes are sooo far apart wtf

>when you get arrested on crafts day

>nigger genetics

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET

Damn.

Dude, you can tell by the nose and jawline

killer? more like stone cold nigger.

Shit. Female?

>This guy is intoxicated
>and uh, bleeding all over the place from his left hand

>lip piercing
>dyed hair
>troublmatic glasses
>overtrimmed eyebrows
>puffy skin, probably from poor diet
nah

>Mohammed's complainin'
>Disregard

dayum

I saved a good one. You can't tell me you wouldn't bang pic related.

>AYE BE THE DREAD PIRATE TYRONE
>WE BE SEA KANGZ HERE

not into girls but she looks alright. ears look like they had plugs in them

>SEA KANGZ

>19 Y/O
>Shot in the left ankle
Ouch.

keked and checkked

>shot in the head

>19-20 y/o
>taken to hospital
>Shot in the head
F

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>face tattoo
>not going to jail
pick one and only one

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>female black panhandling and throwing bottles

>arrested for possession with intent to sell, distribute, or manufacture ecstasy