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which denomination is Sup Forums?

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Catholic reporting in

peace be with you

Orthodox reporting

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ding a ling a ling a ling

>strawpoll.me/12912640

Christian Orthodoxy FTW! :D

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Orthodox here as well.

I feel most of you guys convert based on whatever allows you to LARP the most and not based on what is truest to the Bible. I doubt most of you Orthodox or Catholics are religious (i.e. avoid porn, pray daily, read the Bible, fast, etc) and that you just pick a denomination based on what's least "cucked". Meaning you don't care what the Bible says meaning most of you aren't true Christians since Christians will trust the Bible as they believe it to be God's word.

Kinda judgey, bro.

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PRAVOSLAVIE

kek, you're the morman faggot

Baptist reporting in

Calvinist

I didn't mean to come off that way. I mean it's normal if the aesthetic attracts you. But it seems that "le based Orthodox said edgy thing" ergo Orthodoxy is true.

Mormons aren't Christians, please fix the poll

Protestantism > Orthodoxy > Actual human excrement > Catholicism > Mormonism

this^ and also add baptist.

This and Unitarians.

>I feel most of you guys convert based on whatever allows you to LARP the most and not based on what is truest to the Bible
i've only converted once. i was raised roman catholic, lost faith and went fedora, then converted to orthodoxy. it's not like a switch all the time, so i don't see how i'm "LARPing." as far as "truest to the bible," i don't really care about sola scriptura because Christianity existed already for hundreds of years before the bible was compiled. i care about what's truest to Christ
>I doubt most of you Orthodox or Catholics are religious (i.e. avoid porn, pray daily, read the Bible, fast, etc)
i'll answer that question honestly
>avoid porn
i try my best but i'm a sinner and my high sex drive makes strict nofap difficult for me, but i'm working on it
>pray daily
i do that
>read the bible
i don't read it daily, but i read it
>fast
every wednesday and friday

>But it seems that "le based Orthodox said edgy thing" ergo Orthodoxy is true.

There are a lot of people like that, like the "if the church called a crusade then I would convert" crowd, the "all I care about is a church's position on the Jews" crowd, etc.

They draw a disproportionate amount of attention but they aren't the majority here

Mormonism is the third book in the trilogy, faggot.

>All these 'Orthodox' anons.
Are any of you communicants or is your 'faith' entirely Wikipedia based?

Which one is it where you pray every day for death? Cause that is the one for me.

traditional catholic

Catholic

Unitarians are Christians though, just like Arians, Monophysites, etc. are Christians.

Baptist is Protestant though

Better list would be either:

Catholic
Orthodox
Protestant

Much better list:

Roman Catholic
Eastern Orthodox
Anglican (Evangelical)
Anglican (High church)
Anglo-Catholic
Episcopalian
Reformed/Presbyterian
Lutheran
Baptist
SDA
Oriental Orthodox
Pentecostal/Charismatic (excludes Oneness Pentecostals)
Methodist
Messianic Judaism
Evangelical

According to who?

I'm getting pretty self-conscious about these posts.

I converted to Orthodox early this year after attending and learning for a year do people just think I'm an edgy autist?

I never say anything like I do on /Paul/ of course.

Just watched Spotlight, you sick fucks.

I just want people to be aware that redemption can only be acheved in adulthood. children and dead people cannot understand salvation or ask for it themselves.

Actually when I converted (Protestant to Catholic) I did/ and still do all those things. Fasted for 25 days straight during lent this year, pray everyday usually twice, study the liturgy and old greek, and I dont watch porn anymore. While I get what you are saying I wouldnt say its universally true.

Being Eastern Orthodox in America is kind of weird unless you're an immigrant desu

No they are not. Christians affirm the deity of Christ.

Now I wouldn't question the conviction of guys like you and but it's the impression I get

> i don't really care about sola scriptura because Christianity existed already for hundreds of years before the bible was compiled. i care about what's truest to Christ
The Bible existed much earlier than that? The Apostles had the OT and the early church had some of the gospels. St Paul quotes from various part of the NT.

> i try my best but i'm a sinner and my high sex drive makes strict nofap difficult for me, but i'm working on it
Fapping isn't a sin. Porn is. Matthew 5:28 applies if you're married or fantasizing about married women/men.

That's why the Catholic Church has the sacrement of Confirmation.

Old Testament, New Testament, and the Book of Mormon.

Can you explain your conversion? Were you raised Protestant? Why did you leave Protestantism?

>Mormons aren't Christians, please fix the poll
that's why i made the poll title "which denomination" instead of "which Christian denomination"

>he worships a cookie

But as far as I understand, Unitarians deny the trinity but still believe in God like we do. Same as the Arians etc. who were still Christians, but with a flawed Christology.

>Christianity existed already for hundreds of years before the bible was compiled.
>Paul, Peter, John lived hundreds of years after Christ.
American catechism everybody.

Joseph Smith was a charlatan. Your entire theology contradicts the entire NT and OT.

Protestants get in here, we need more votes to btfo the idol-worshipping Romans.

Roman Catholic standing by.

You sound like you lack any fundamental knowledge of Chrisitanity. You aren't Christian. They reject the God of the Bible and ergo aren't saved.

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Cosmo poll #832838239

>Fapping isn't a sin. Porn is
lolwut? how do you figure? fapping is the sin of lust. i admit i do it, but i know it's a sin and i shouldn't be doing it

But according to what authority is the book of Mormon considered related to the other two?

Fair point

Man is made of both a spiritual and a physical part. Similarly, in the Eucharist, a physical piece of bread becomes the spiritual body of Christ

Is it possible that you're confusing Unitarians with Unitarian Universalists?

>compiled and written mean the same thing
australian reading comprehension everybody

>idol-worshipping
this meme will never end, will it?

I'm not even baptized (YET)

C'mon guys... As of right now it's 3rd? really?

I was. In my opinion the church I was raised in was the problem. It was full of fake and hollow Christians and became worse as time went on. Now its become something that resembles those cringy megachurches. There were many reasons I converted. First of all I fell out of the faith because of life crisis combined with the fact that my mother (who forced me to go) was very abusive. I definitely broke in part because the faith that is being propagated by these churches is fragile at best, and most of the time just serves as a feel good guise for people who dont like to admit that they are steeped in sin (and most importantly dont want to change).

I explained. Lust? Lust is desiring sinful things (another man's wife). Wanting to have sex with unmarried women is not lustful. It's a reason we even get married in the first place. This is where the tradition concocted by Italian homosexual bishops overrides Scripture.

This
I pray for the hateful others to see the Way

You should've/could've and can got a Protestant church. Presbyterians for example take their worship seriously. No megachurch nosense. Or you could find an Anglican church that is theologically conservative and liturgical.

Don't you understand the differences between RC and Protestant theology? RC theology is completely unbiblical!

If the Eastern Orthodox church is unchanged, why do the Old Believers exist?

a cookie is not a fucking ghost. Communion is just a symbolic reminder that jesus had to did for us to be saved.

The deity of Christ is something you can't compromise on.

mormons r gay

>I doubt most of you Orthodox or Catholics are religious (i.e. avoid porn, pray daily, read the Bible, fast, etc)
I am catholic and do all these things. Though I've watched porn once or twice i've never fapped. I do pray daily, I have read the bible, and I do fast during lent

Hmm...

I already know all these people pretty well now. Most of them anyway. Our parish is mostly converts.

It was actually the theology I fell in love with and the conservative aspect was a second. I also like the focus on self-discipline and the concept of theosis.

Guess it is pretty autistic though.

Maybe I made a mistake.

>Fapping isn't a sin.
'Whatsoever is not of faith is sin.' Romans 14:23

How does when the Bible was compiled in any way affect its authority?

i actually made the poll to find out if the "Sup Forums is an orthodox board" meme was true or not. looks to me as if it isn't. i guess orthodox bros are just the most enthusiastic and talk about it a lot. the percentages in the poll are closely following the global figures, so this makes perfect sense

>i've never fapped
sure

What does that mean? Are you saying what isn't proscribed to us, is a sin?

TV? Video-games?

It's ironic how Catholics post a verse and don't bother exegeting it and assume that Scripture is perspicuous. Ironic, given that Catholics usually attack the perspicuity of Scripture to justify the Magisterium.

I do have my qualms with the Catholic church (mostly having to do with saints and such). While I might get criticism here for not being 100% in line with certain aspects. But when it comes to my situation Catholicism makes the most sense. The following I have found where I live is something I almost thought impossible. Full of younger people (my age mid twenties) who are some of the most faithful and humble people I have ever met. Most of them (myself included) go to church twice a week, mass on Sunday and evening prayer on Wednesday. I could go on but I imagine you see my point.

Jew here. Redpilled. The only ones you need to worry about for the most part are soros, Rothschilds and those piece of shit rockefellers.

>no messianic Jew option
Why have you done this to me, user?

What's the point of the last supper then?

But they don't believe Jesus was just human, they believe he was essentially a prophet, like the Arians did. It's still Christian, but heretical (i.e. not rational).

It's understandable to some extent though if you want something like the Catholic Church but in your country, all the Catholic Church does is support refugees and garbage like that

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This.

It's sort of like when you see atheists say they love science, when in reality they just like posting false-color images of nebulas and cringey quotes by Richard Dawkins on social media. Most of the "Christians" on here will say they believe in Christianity when in reality they just pick a church on how "cool" they find it's churches architecture and random traditions that they like LARPing along with.

I mean just look at how they talk, 95% of the "orthodox" people on here just wanted all the random larp-y potential of the Catholic church, but in a less cucked form. It has nothing to do with theology or the fate of their soul for the entirety of fucking existence.

I'm a Baptist and I will freely admit that I struggle very, very deeply with my faith, but insofar as I try to be Christian and believe I want to actually do it to God's word and not just make-believe to my own tune because atheism is no longer edgy anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=0KklYgyyhF8

>the statues are for inspiration xD

because there was already a centuries old established holy tradition before the book was compiled. that holy tradition is also a source of authority of equal value to the scripture

if the Lord Himself had written the bible with His own hand, i would probably be a prottie. but He didn't, so i'm not

Did somebody say data mine?

Only jesus can make the eucharist.

lol sorry, i didn't think of it! i knew you guise existed but it slipped my mind. you know you weren't gonna win the poll anyway though, c'mon...

non denominational / kinda Jehovah's Witness
I know, that's probably the most fucked up mutation you can think of. But its true. I almost think they may be right....

So are we doomed then because we're incapable of doing as Jesus said?

>Jesus said to them, “Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you do not have life within you.

Well that seems to be most churches.

I'm not even against immigration if some controls are in place.

I attend an Episcopal service once that said the only demon that really exists is racism and we need to exorcise ourselves of it but putting money in the Africa box.

>Meaning you don't care what the Bible says meaning most of you aren't true Christians since Christians will trust the Bible as they believe it to be God's word.
That is where you are wrong cunt. The whole point of Christanity is that we are not perfect and commit sins no matter how hard we try not to. Every single sin no matter how small is bad to God but we can be redeemed thorugh the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. If you want a system where you get points based on how much of a good follower you are then you should choose Islam. I am catholic and read bible texts from time to time and pray multiple times a week. I commit small sins but I try to make a better person out of myself and to help others which is what Christanity is about. You are not perfect and you will never be but you should try to make the best out of yourself and pray to God so that you get redeemed from your sins.

also Catholicism is literally false religion

>I mean just look at how they talk, 95% of the "orthodox" people on here just wanted all the random larp-y potential of the Catholic church, but in a less cucked form. It has nothing to do with theology or the fate of their soul for the entirety of fucking existence
damn bro, seriously? how can you presume to know so much about other people's faith or lack thereof? that's pretty presumptuous

Kek you're not wrong, I just want to see how many other fags are on here who are messianic

Oh and don't forget to come visit /christian/ on double Sup Forums if you want more christian posting

It's a nice place

Is there an quick infographic of the differences?
I'm Roman Catholic because of my family, but I never bothered looking at the other denominations.

>no islam option

I will say this. The Lords Prayer literally says 'Hallowed be Thy Name' and Gods name, Jehovah, is 95% removed from the Bible. Explain that please.

>if the Lord Himself had written the bible with His own hand, i would probably be a prottie. but He didn't, so i'm not

It functionally did.

2 Peter 1:21
>For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

2 Timothy 3:16:
>All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

I honestly don't even know how you people can call yourselves believers in Christ. You all, fundamentally, think it's a manmade book which is why you feel so free to say "lol fuck off" to God whenever something in the Bible goes starkly against your traditions.

Matthew 15:9
>But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

stop being christian

Why do you echo kikes when you doubt people's faith on their own terms? So what if it's less cucked? Is that a bad thing? I don't understand the point you're making--That Christianity is* actually some Marxist love fest? If so, you truly are a jew. Fuck off nigger.

That's pretty heretical desu. The issue with Protestantism is that they're not accountable to anyone for doctrine so it just degenerates over time

>uk flag
>wanting an islam option
England has fallen

never

Attention, Attention: There are a bunch of kikes in this thread and they're employing divide and conquer shareblue tactics, because they're kikes...So when you see so called (((Baptist))) people say they hate Orthodox LARPers, or Orthodox people call others Pedos, you'll know there's a dirty jew below it all, and the devil beneath it.

this

Is that one mod gone?

Read the Catechism, it goes over various other Christian sects and what differentiates them from Catholicism at points

vatican.va/archive/catechism_sp/index_sp.html

kys shill