Brit/pol/ Keeping up Appearances Edition

>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=KI1MWL_kLHE

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid

Other urls found in this thread:

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/tory-leadership-race-backing/
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
new.mankind.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/3-Mrs-Brown.pdf
inside-man.co.uk/2017/05/06/bbc-comedy-chat-show-mocks-male-victim-domestic-violence-gives-mammy-week-award-abuser/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481498/EU-lawyers-say-92billion-Brexit-Bill-t-enforced.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for me

BAN ANIME, PORN, AND VIDEO GAMES

IF YOU ARE "DEPRESSED", YOU HAVE WEAK GENES

Start buying guns.

WHICH ONE LADS?

BREAKING NEWS

Neither

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/tory-leadership-race-backing/

The list of which Tory MPs voted for which candidates during the leadership contest.

From this list, is there a way of telling which MPs are on the Tory right-wing of the party that we can rely on to push the party further right in the next few years?

>Depressed
>Weak Genes

And if it is a side effect of PTSD?
I am pretty sure the poor fuckers coming back from Afghanistan feeling deoressed have better genes than some Sup Forums faggot who spends his days on Steam and Pornhub

Where is that fucking retarded no coiner from a couple of days ago who was claiming I was "shilling" for ETH, when I was telling him to drop some cash into quickly?

It was 80 USD six days ago. I fucking told you to put anything you have into it, you could have been up up up!
It's going to the moon. 1000 USD by 2020. My advice, GET IN NOW.
Don't miss the boat like you did with Bitcoin.

Remember what I said about checking the price on the 1st of June.

>Tfw I made 8k this week doing absolutely fucking nothing

ETH is the future.

>My MP backed remain even though his constituency didn't
>He voted for May

I'm literally voting for May by voting for him.

Mummy

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>I am pretty sure the poor fuckers coming back from Afghanistan feeling depressed
>Being depressed over shooting ragheads in some desert
Soft cunts, the lot of em'.
I know some lads who have done tours and they all loved it. There are weak fucks in the armed forces just the same.

One of the most critically acclaimed British television programmes of all time is coming to an end this evening.

The Strombly's of Wopplington has aired on the BBC for 17 seasons. All 23 episodes will be aired in a marathon tonight, so make sure you tv licence is paid.

Who else is in a Labour safe seat and voting UKIP?

You sound like a right merciless cunt desu

Stop larping

Either them or Tory... I'm unsure.

Such is life you soft fuck

I'm not larping. Look at the archive, faggot.
I was trying to convince this one cunt to put anything he had into it and he started using a Nigerian to take the piss saying, "Yes, I am ze Nigerian prince here 2 make u money in 2 simple steps" or some shit like that.
You could probably find it if you really wanted to, I can't be arsed.

I think people in WW1 and WW2 had it worse, if you join the army i dont see how you can think that you wont kill anyone or engage in stressfull situations.

Tory safe seat here. Going to be even safer with UKIP voters moving to Tory.

>I think people in WW1 and WW2 had it worse

What ever gave you that impression

Okay kiddo.

Dunno desu senpai. must of been surreal for whole towns of men to be wiped out.

Voting Tory, and telling everyone who voted UKIP in the last GE to do the same.

That said, I don't expect they'll win our seat. Sunderland Central has always been Labour. Before that, Sunderland South last had a non-Labour MP in 1953, and they only won by a little over 1000 votes. Practically a hereditary monarchy. Which is even more impressive when the general sentiment is 'fuck the council they never do anything right'.

Daily reminder.

>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Immigration Minister Barbara (((Roche))) is alleged in the book to have taken extraordinary steps to increase net migration, going above and beyond even that requested by Mr. Blair. Another civil servant remarked of Ms. Roche’s personal mission at the ministry: “It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a "holistic way" she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society”.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

>Which is even more impressive when the general sentiment is 'fuck the council they never do anything right'.

No-one ever really thinks about who actually runs a local council though

Who's watching The Big Questions?
Watching this feels like self-harm desu

Tony Blair is more unpopular with voters than Jeremy Corbyn, according to an opinion poll for (((The Independent))).

While one in three people (33 per cent) has a favourable opinion of Mr Corbyn, and 60 per cent an unfavourable one, Mr Blair’s ratings are even more bleak, at 21 per cent and 72 per cent respectively.

The survey of 2,006 adults by ORB found that 60 per cent of people who voted Labour at the 2015 election have a favourable view of Mr Corbyn, and 35 per cent an unfavourable one. Mr Blair is much less popular among them; only 37 per cent have a favourable opinion of him, while 56 per cent do not.

Three in 10 people (29 per cent) believe Labour would be in a better position going into next month’s election with Mr Blair as leader, but almost twice as many (56 per cent) disagree with this statement.

>you just want everyone to die that's what you want

And I thought QT was full of retards.

based indian professor on big question

always stunned that people have a blanket argument against military interventionism

When I was a kid I thought the Blair Witch Project had something to do with the PM of Britain

If you were Corbyn - How would you win the GE?

>Male victim of domestic violence appears on BBC
>audience laughs as it's described how she killed his pets, threw heavy objects and knives at him
>Gives his abuser "mammy of the week"

How progressive of the BBC!

Red pill me on Theresa May guys

Link faggot.

Sack entire front bench and offer concessions on foreign policy and trident to appease PLP to get some decent front benchers

Support full brexit

Emphasise a limit on immigration and how May has personally failed on this front.

Denounce all terrorism and stop affiliating with communist and terrorist groups

If he did this a year ago it would make the election a contest but he would still probably lose

new.mankind.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/3-Mrs-Brown.pdf

inside-man.co.uk/2017/05/06/bbc-comedy-chat-show-mocks-male-victim-domestic-violence-gives-mammy-week-award-abuser/

>muh UN mandated no bombing zone

kek, grow up pic related is what is happening and is the only way to fix it.

SLAVA ROSSII

Blair is a war criminal, but not in the way normies think. He waged war on the British people with mass immigration and attempted genocide of the native Englishman.

Labour should be taken to the Hague for their crimes.

Best of a bad bunch atm.

She has a track record for being pretty keen on morality laws, i.e. she banned the production of any pornography in this country that includes anything more than spanking.
Daughter of a Vicar, I believe.
Pretty keen on state surveillance, which this board gets in a tiff about but really doesn't know too much about it.
She was a quiet remainer, probably secretly wanted to Leave.

trumps going to do something back and drag us into this shit

Trump is only supporting the Kurds and the SDF in the north to attack Raqqa and that's about it, Russians are now using ground troops to help Assad break the siege on Deir Ez Zor and once that happens Assad can march on Raqqa too.

At the very least she doesnt seem like a weak bitch. Not the saviour we'd hope for obviously.

Sharing for Brit/pol/'s information:

Tories are pretty much guaranteed to win the way I see it, so might as well give UKIP another vote to keep the pressure on May to get us the fuck out of the EU.

Was Nige on Peston yet? Missed the first 15 mins.

Yeah but my area is pretty Hindu as well as Muslim so I'll have to look at the stats and see if the Torys stand any chance.

There's always Britain First or what have you.

ETH? Is that Ethereum?

Also his gutting of the House of Lords and replacing it with patsys.

Yes.

Thanks user

> is there a touch of colonialism about all of this?

oh fuck off. All the not retarded ex colonies are immensely proud of their colonial routes. Went travelling down west coast of India last year (definitely go to India brit/pol/ great country) and lost count of the number of conversations I had glorifying the empire.

Colonialism was an incredibly efficient way to build economies

Don't listen to him senpai, XRP is the place to make money.

GAP YAHHH QT STUDENT DROPPING REDPILLS ON THE BIG QUESTION

marry me pls

ARE NIGE ON PESTON NEXT

he's on after the break, get ITV on boys

Probably why I have never got into investing - I'm not that knowleadgeable about it, but thatnks too user.

Well that is the whole basis of Empire of Dust, isn't it?
We gave them infrastructer and they destroyed it, cutting off their noses to spite their faces.

Mate, if you go into the archive, on the 1st of May in a Brit/pol/ thread I specifically told cunts to buy ETH to make some quick cash and was met with "hurr durr shill!!"

ETH is the future, look into it.

What did she say? I stopped watching BQ when it reached maxmum over-cuck.

All the non-African areas are doing well, and think highly of it. I wonder if there's something to be said of all this.

I rember in poll of jamacia most wanted to be part of the empire again

> adam smith reborn qt
> angry indian professor slating comic relief
> importance of economic growth over all
> henry jackson society guy

This big question started out shit but actually theres some decent points

The qt student girl just said we shouldnt foster dependency and empowerment comes through economic liberation.

Funnily enough this was the view in the golden era of the empire. Minimal intervention in order to facilitate functioning trade. At its peak we had about 1500 civil servants in India which is fucking nothing.

Not surprising when half of them have moved to London already

That this whole culture of giving endless charity to Africa is creating a culture of dependancy.
She said instead of giving endless mosquito nets to these countries we should build them factories to produce the items themselves.

Unfortunately this negates to acknowledge the fact that even if they did build them factories, they would be ran in a completely inefficient manner.

kek....ohhh i made myself sad

miss u george

u were best moneyman

fillup hammond a shit

To be quite honest I've got both ETH and XRP in my portfolio, as well as BTC. First decided to buy when ETH was $48 and XRP was $0.03, but because I couldn't figure out how to buy with GBP it was only last week when I managed to buy the amount that I wanted. It's pretty fucking annoying because ETH has doubled since then and XRP has more than tripled, but hey. I only have £200 invested anyway, I put much more money into normie investing and this was just an interesting side-project for me, and I'm still up by nearly £100 already.

Good points:
>Track record on immigration is good for non-eu migrants,made a number of attempts to bring it down while home Secretary although she met with mixed results
>Has always been against the ECJ and Human rights act, will likely move very quickly to suspend it
>Seems to know she isn't charismatic and has based her campaign strategy around not allowing herself to be caught out
>With the exception of calling the snap general election, has usually said what she meant or at least said something that can be dissembled into what she meant, when she said she would consider it okay for a hospital to turn away a pregnant woman if she couldn't produce papers saying she was allowed to be in the country she apparently literally meant just that

Bad Points
>No charisma maybot.exe
>Despite attempting to bring immigration down when home sec it went up
>Has bizarre moralist tendencies, banned the production of certain types of pornography in the UK, is against evidence based drugs policy
>Big fan of big brother and spying on people in general
>Fact that she hasn't laid out a set policy on brexit likely means that she either doesn't have one or thinks it would be unsalable to the public
>Has yet to have Jeremy Hunt executed
>Has yet to fire Boris Johnson

Benedict Cumberpatch is in fucking everything these days

A wild Pob appears

I'm in a constituency where only the Tories or Libs can possibly win. I'm pro-brexit but also anti-nanny state. Since it's obvious the Tories will get a huge majority overall, do you think it's worth voting for Libs in this case?

>Firing Jeremy Hunt

Do that and you allow the BMA to think they have won and to push for even more unreasonable shit

You lads looking forward to trolling the French later?

The absolute state of the French

I feel sorry for them

if le pen wins /r/Europe
if macron wins here

>Lab: 28%

What the hell is wrong with you?

See you here

>flag
Seriously?

They're a dead people, we're barely alive.

No worries. 1k USD before 2020, you watch.

Also, don't make the mistake of selling early. Look at the retards that did that with BTC and ended up killing themselves, lol

Dude your labor party is as bad as our green party.

How can 1/3 vote for them?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481498/EU-lawyers-say-92billion-Brexit-Bill-t-enforced.html

lol?

So on 1st May, ETH was $79.79, and today's price is $94.34 - not bad, particularly if larger investment figures are involved.

I think the ultimate message of leaving the EU is that there's a spark of life left in us.

Maybe all the MUH WAR MUH CHURCHILL stuff over the years actually did some good afterall.

>we're not in austerity!?!?!?

Is there a britpol reading list? If not, can we start one?

Off the top of my head:
Abolition of Britain, Peter Hitchens
Abolition of Liberty, Peter Hitchens
The war we never fought, Peter Hitchens
How to be a conservative, Roger Scruton
The great deception, Richard North and Christopher Broker
Broken vows, Tom Bower
Submission, Michel Houellebeq
The blunders of our governments, Anthony King

>498/EU-lawyers-say-92billion-Brexit-B
>Lawyers-say
>say

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lol Satan.

EU Commission try to act as a law unto their own.

Juncker is just a bitter cunt. They want to cripple the UK for leaving so that no other country tries to follow suit, and I'd imagine that a number of countries are quietly watching to see how we do before they consider it.
The thing is, if the EU wasn't so determined to destroy all sense of national homogenuity, I probably wouldn't have such a problem with a European unification.
But they want their cake and to eat it.

Also,
>Gotta love those DM comments.

Enemy of the State Tommy Robinson

Suez by Keith Kyle
The Deluge by Adam Tooze

Just to settle the """""""special relationship""""""" narrative.

Reflections on the Revolution in France by Edmund Burke


Also
Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson for some comfy.

Where did you buy the XRP and ETH - I would only be looking at a small investment between 2-500£?

Yeah, I intend to hold for a few years irregardless. I'll hopefully keep adding to my supply too, although obviously future returns won't be as good as they would if I'd bought now, but that's fine. I missed the boat on BTC, but the market is still rapidly developing and looks like it will really shake up the finance industry one way or another. I guess the big question is which coin (or coins) will gain prominence alongside BTC. I think ETH and XRP both look like good bets, but you never know, it could be some alt-coin that's not even been developed yet.

I tried to read Abolition of Britain, I couldn't get into it. It takes him 4 oages to say what he could have explained in a paragraph.

corbyn speaks to the people, for the people; teresa lie will not speak to us, she uses money 2buy ur vote, adverts around papers dont bduped

DM and RT are the best comment sections on the internet.

>Enema of the State

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