Why do Canadians and Americans pretend to be Irish once a year?

Why do Canadians and Americans pretend to be Irish once a year?

>pretend
I'm unironically 1/20th Irish

Because booze

Because America and Canda are both relatively very young countries that were never able to consolidate a singular ethnic identity and so we cling to the various ethnicities of our ancestors instead.

But you killed the Indian and Mexican. Why not celebrate these?

Because Western countries are cucked beyond belief and we're too busy apologizing to the people we conquered.

>I'm unironically 1/20th Irish
a heritage fag strikes again

ahahahah

F

why do asians flock to white cock like their life depends on it (it does)

Stop posting like a nigger you fucking leaf.

Being Irish is fucking terrible.

the fuck are you talking about you fucking crackhead kys baka senpai

He is probably a somali refuge.

It's fun?

>unironically being this american

We have no right to give them shit over it, not when pic related rings true to our current state

Cause they are multi-ethnic cesspools with a meretricious national identity

Because everyone loves us and its nice to feel loved even if it's pretend for a day

Why do Canadians and Americans act like our countries are different at all? We might as well be the NorthAmericanFuckheads

That's why the only thing people in the US and Canada extracted from St. Patrick's Day, a day used simply to "celebrate Irish heritage", is drinking until they pass out

Any excuse to drink is a good excuse to drink.

>He isnt a landlord.

lel. Landless Irish are as black to me as the nigerians.

Point proven.

it's an excuse to have fun and get drunk.

you fucking retard. all jap posters are gaijins

Spoken like a true Irishman.

How are our countries not different? Canada is much more white demographically, but at the same time very much unsatisfied with this fact and working to change this. They have a cultural divide between Anglo and French Canada. They actually give a fuck about hockey. They are a much more liberal country in general. They are actively seeking to take in the "refugees" we're currently kicking out. We're not all that similar.

I'm probably half irish sadly, I get no pride from that. The irish are pathetic and the goodest of goys, I certainly don't celebrate that shit 'holiday'

listen faggot

i'm cursed with an ugly as fuck Irish face so I think i earned calling myself Irish one day a year

Whats the other half?

Same reason we celebrate Oktoberfest.
We don't like Jews.

At least we're famous for being drunk, we have that going for us

We've named literally everhthing west of the Mississippi River after natives and Mexicans.

canadians are the meme of the world don't mind them

This is a very wise question.

Imagine the festivities that could take place if America were to embrace such a thing.

Imagine if part of the quarterly festivities involved and allowed for extreme vigilantism where upstanding Americans could dawn their star spangled ranger and cowboy outfits and hunt down and execute illegal immigrants, with prizes going to the largest number executed and most creative/innovative means used.

You might be onto something!

That's rude Japan
We would pretend to be Japanese too but drinking radioactive waste isn't as fun as drinking beer

I don't know, the Irish are the original niggers

I see a nig and a slope, what's going on here.

We do its called "thanksgiving" :^)

One twentieth might as well be one one hundredth.

>Means nothing