Why are intelligent people lazy pieces of shit?

why are intelligent people lazy pieces of shit?

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No one who is truly smart is lazy


These are snowflakes looking for an ego stroke

Totally me guys.
Where do i get my money for being lazy and smart.

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Can confirm. IQ +135 and I just could not give a fuck about tedious shit like making beds, ironing clothes, even wearing clean clothes, and I don't clean the toilet. I just don't give a shit about anything except jurisprudence, philosophy, history, bees, and rocket engines.

Just a click bait article for edgy millenials.

so that makes me one of the most intelligent people alive....amazing

Australians confirmed for geniuses

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>tfw too inteligent to be productive

this desu

because you got more important shit to accomplish than filtering your language around made up PC talk and going to sleep on time because you're too engrossed in work or making a fuckin bed.

I go to bed at 9.30pm and have OCD levels of orderliness and personal hygiene. I do swear a lot though.

My IQ is approx 130.

Get it together boi.

Anyone that uses their phone in the toilet is a degenerate.

This. A genius will motivate themself to succeed. A smart loser is always going to be a loser.

>tfw to intelligent to work

I love going to bed at 3am, my room is messy until I really need to clean it and I'm cursing like a sailor.

Got two scholarships and top grades in my classes. Are you really sure about that?

lmao dude this is totally me bro like fuck working and getting up and shit let's smoke a bowl XD

>tfw smart butt lazy

Yes this is some sort of reverse psychology thing for dumb minorities

I can confirm, going to bed late, leaving messes and bad language is not a sign of intelligence. It's actually the opposite. I wish I were intelligent enough to use a large vocabulary so I didn't have to use "fuck" and "shit" as replacements for thousands of words I don't know.

well i dont normally use it inside the toilet. that's a good way to get waterlogged.

>too intelligent to clean up my piss bottles

I am a god among men

work hard goyim, pay your rent and taxes than wait for death

This explains why "intelligent" people are liberals aka pieces of shit

The fact that you don't take care of your hygiene just means that you're a regular brit.

same. stuff like putting clothes back on their hangers in my wardrobe after being washed is the most tedious task ever known to man. i literally cannot be fucked with it. i havent made my bed for years. its so fucking retarded what is the point? im just gonna be messing it back up again in a few hours anyway so why bother. such tedious shit, such a waste of time.

I'm literally typing this reply to you from the shitter. How mad are you right now on a scale on 1 to aneurism?

>fuck is a replacement word

No, the true beauty of the word fuck is that it's an emphasizer.

*posts article on facebook without reading it*
HAHAHA this is totally me guys XD

Morons will interpret this as: If you go to be late, leave a mess everywhere, and use bad language, then you are intelligent

Scholarships are gift cards for school. You're more or less an academic jihadi


Earn real money like an adult

Most of the time the opposite. This is either some fedora trying to make an excuse for being a slob or the juice trying to turn people into pic related

WHERE ARE YOU user I'M COMING ROUND TO SORT YOU OUT

t. brainlets

this is the kind of shit, all these fucking narcissists keep posting on facebook.

Who needs intelligence when you could be a 6'4" chef at Wendy's making $120,000 a year. I also have a 9-inch dick. Stay mad, wagecucks

nigger nigger nigger

Agreed. IQ 149 reporting in. My mind is too busy dealing with physics, philosophy, and mathematics at all hours to be bothered with menial bullshit.

I got my scholarships because I'm also working my ass off for my grades. And I've learned a trade before.

Being messy and going to bed at night won't make you lazy you stupid piece of shit.

>why are intelligent people lazy pieces of shit?

Because the education system is designed for the lowest common denominator and so that even mildly retarded people can scrape through. As a result, intelligent people learn absolutely no work ethic from school because they can pass every test and assignment without even trying.

If your pattern recognition skills didn't tell you this before OPs article, you're probably not that smart. Obviously the best combination is to be both hard working and intelligent, but most people are either-or. I think intelligent people just can't convince themselves that all work is worthwhile, and they can't apply themselves when they feel no pressure. If your head tells something doesn't really have to be done, you won't do it.

North Islington. Come at me bitch.

>tfw too intelligent to clean my room.

I forgive you


> I hope you find what you're really angry at

>why are intelligent people lazy pieces of shit?

They can calculate the odds of success for a given endeavour subconsciously. Most of what you think is possibel, they know is just a deluded fantasy not supported by the numbers.

Normies sincerely think that if they build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to their door.

It something in between these things
Being intelligent doesn't mean being productive,there are very intelligent basement dwelling neets,i think 4 chan is one of them,although he is to obese to ever be productive anyways.
Then those blessed with intelligence and a tiny bit of OCD get the automatic discipline due to OCD to really become productive,where most intelligent guys will simply be interested into their own fields and thus be underachievers,the good news is its only a matter of discipline,the bad news is discipline is nowhere to be found in today's education and it's fucking hard to train into it yourself if naturally lazy and smart enough to get by being an underachiever,i have myself come to admire more the guys who are able to do some sustained effort than being able to try and pull up some last minute brilliant half assed solution.
I'm still struggling to become more disciplined in my day to day life and i personally can never and will never care for the way I talk unless it's mandatory by the situation,or making the bed etc etc.
Apart from that I'm sure the article is utter bull crap that doesn't address how discipline is necessary and only focuses on how much of a special snowflake your son is.

are you a qt?

>a trade
>earned money through participation trophies


I bet you're a woman or a minority

>why are intelligent people lazy pieces of shit?

Because we were subjected to 12+ years of mind-numbing shit for 7 hours a day. A teacher would clumsily explain fractions or multiplication or some other concept, and we'd fucking get it. Then that teacher would continue to rehash that explanation for fucking months. Months, while we sat there abso-fucking-lutely bored to tears.

That's what my friend says, anyway. I enjoyed school myself. I never quite understood trigonometry, though. It's not like I'm a finance major anyway.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

fuck off i need mummy more

They aren't.

It's a meme article to make shitty millenials justify their shitty behaviour because they are 'geniuses'

>IQ over 3sig above the mean
>browse Sup Forums until 3 am and am tired through all my classes (STEM degree)

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>be diligent throughout your whole life
>can't stand mess, established routine
>worked through the university years
>after attaining degree (MSc in CS) get a well-paying job in the industry
>83 IQ

I used to be very conscious about being a little dull but everything worked just fine in the end. People much smarter than me in the school ended up doing nothing with their lives because they learned proper work ethic. Had to spend a lot of time just to learn how to read and to do simple math calculations in my childhood.

Being smart when the world isnt ready for you, of course you ll find it boring and not motivated to do anything.

>tfw too intelligent to clean my room

The lazyr u r da more smrt bc u need to think of ways to make ur life more ez so u can be moar lazy.


>tldr lazy forces innovation to maintain or better lazyness

Pretty sure there is the assumption that these are still normal humans with the same distrubutions and not some new super generation of geniuses. This article is discussing the ones that are mearsureaby smart.

It's a sign of an overactive or overfocused mind, not necessarily an intelligent one. Those two things do correlate with an intelligent mind, but at the same time a meth addict will also share those properties.
The fact is, it's difficult for many intelligent people to follow set rules such as cleaning or being on time and these are also symptoms of ADHD. As well, the night time is calming to those with overactive minds and oftimes they're able to focus better at those hours, but as well if they should be high in impulsivity they will piss those hours away partying.
The issue is that we've lost the nurturing structures which give intelligent people grounding and focus, so subsequently, intelligent people are likely to see no need for most rules which they deem superfluous and arbitrary. The lucky intelligent folks get a firm bedrock of behavior from their family and can better channel their energies and are more likely to follow the norms.
So, this article is simply a sign that our society has decayed in general and that, more importantly mind you, that our generation has been mishandled in terms of parenting.

Some people on this board are really as dumb as lefties.

That's one of the most autistic things I think i've ever ready but I can relate with it so much

>>tfw too intelligent to clean my room

You'll never SORT.

>Some people on this board are really as dumb as lefties.

SOME ARE LITERALLY CANADIAN.

>Sup Forums getting offended by a study they didn't even bother to read because it doesn't fit their preconceived notions
Come on now. The reasoning behind intelligent people behaving in a slightly more disorderly way is that smarter people are less sensitive to chaos in their lives. It's also merely a statistical trend not a perfect 1:1 correlation so just because it doesn't describe you doesn't mean you are stupid. There are plenty of exception on both sides, no need to get so emotional about this.

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t. true lazy smart guy

Charles Darwin doubted God existence because of a wasp using a spider as living flesh for the little wasp babies.

Paralysing venom.

You can't really work for something but you have to work for someone.

Intelligent people tend to think too much and to get bored at everything thus leading to a lack of motivation.

>leave a mess everywhere

Bullshit. The smartest and most successful people I know are the most ordered OCD freaks I've ever encountered

>mixing up INTELLIGENCE and CONSCIENTIOUSNESS (or the lack of it)

STOP POSTING DIRECT LINKS TO CLICKBAIT ARTICLES YOU FUCKING VIRAL MARKETER. USE ARCHIVE LINKS

ARCHIVE LINKS MOTHERFUCKER

If anyone's actually curious about human personality just watch JBP's lectures.

>He reads law
You're part of the problem m8

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t. marginally smart

tfw i figure out ways to pay people to earn me 10 pounds for every 8 pounds i give them or soem shit. I don't even know anymore my sons handle it
tfw paragon of society
tfw drunk all day hiding in office from wife
tfw i waste money paying my graphic design guy to make memes
tfw 'productive'
tfw employer.
tfw "smart"

This is pretty much me. I have a tested IQ of 145 and literally the only thing in life I care about is learning Japanese and moving to kyoto

Fukk'n Aussies. Cunts personified.

Still cannot play rugby union, with those wankabees and all...

Hey Mate! gonna watch the ABs game on tellie?

*shits on floor*

"Oh how intelligent of me!"

Intelligentb people also use pee bottles and poop bins. You sub-180 IQ apes will never understand what it's like to be that smart.

spotted the entrepreneur

>My IQ is approx 130.

Two reasons:
>you had an easy time from primary school to the end of high school where you could get away with this shit and still do well academically (or this started once your parents gave you the chance to study on your own volition instead of forcing you to)
>in most western societies intelligence is seen as extremely important, and hard work less so, and since it is related to academics (which is constantly pushed to be one of the most important things in a young persons life) , you have a sense of accomplishment without even having to do anything which leads to complacency
But that's just my experience.

>I never quite understood trigonometry
>trigonometry
I hope you're not serious.

Are you gainfully employed?

Are you sure you aren't on the spectrum, kid?

also forgot to mention that people seem to have a feeling of pride or complacency if there iq is at least relatively high, same happened with me and probably you as well

>And I've learned a trade before.
No you haven't, if you actually had a trade you would have no need for scholarships. I build computers also (along with most people on this board), but it's considered a hobby not a trade you fucking moron.

Also you probably didn't do shit for the scholarships seeing how your probably Rapefugee.

>10viral.net

This.

He sounds like:
>1. bait
>2. autistic
>3. legit delusional

to intelligent for engineering: the post

oh man that hits close to home, IQ of 138, room is a mess for over a year, closet is a no go zone, cant even see the floor anymore, go to sleep at 3 am regularly, all i care about is my next build project, even at work (programming) my desk is a mess, no degree because fuck paying for a piece of paper, i can learn everything on my own.

Kill yourself faggot

>"Yes good goy being smart means being lazy and unproductive hehe you're very smart if you act like a nigg- I mean act how you want hehe good goy. Only very intelligent people like you are lazy "

why read ((("""""articles""""""))) ?

If you're really smart, you will figure out that being lazy and messy is not the way to live life.
I lived like that for years. 2 months worth of dirty clothes on the floor of my room, kitchen always a mess, went to bed at 3am.
Any brains I had were starting to fade with my pathetic lifestyle.

I cleaned up my act, and now I cant stand to be around wasters who take pride in being total fucking losers.

Stop being an Untermensch.

>STRUCTURE IS BAD
>RESPECT AND DISCIPLINE ARE THE TOOLS OF OPPRESSION
>CIVILITY IS THE MARK OF THE BURGOISE!

Literally watching a slow motion replay of the Chinese Cultural Revolution

>I'm also pretty good at engineering.

Did you truly just take all that time to come on Sup Forums to brag?

I call bullshit. nice punk attempt, not even trolling, not even shit-posting.

I bet you just arrived here from your anal porn video collection. Fingers still smell like arse-stink?

I have no problem doing laundry like most adults, but putting clothes back on hangers IS tedious as fuck.

No joke, I have my clean clothes in a pile on the floor and my dirty clothes in another pile 5 feet away.

Making your bed is the worst though.

Come back after a few years in the industry. You will either sort your shit out or be destined to work a dead-end job cursing The Man/Gubmint for keeping you down.

Can confirm aswell. 200 iq here. I don't even bother going to the toilet, I just shit where I stand. It's the natural way.

Mmm i would kneel at the side of the bed and lick her feet

Jokes aside, I iron clothes and wear clean clothes and clean toilets (hygiene matters)

But what's the point of making your bed anyway? I've always seen it as a pointless effort.

140IQ: apartment is a mess because of one simple factor, if I do clean I'll end up polishing down to the smallest components (including breaking apart the keyboard to scrub every key) because of autistic perfectionism, which means it will take an entire day to clean.

Too lazy for that shit so I rather not do it, I pay my neighbours 9 yo kid to do it once a week, she does it for half the price of a black market adult cleaner but the job is just as good.

>10viral.net

Quality news source right there