>So what you gonna fill my centrifuge up with ARYANS and then I'm gonna show you and then refine em? >Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are >Yeah? Do you like that? >Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill that centrifuge up with those ARYANS. Put your mouth around the tap >-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue, its covered in blood* >FACKIN right you are >I hope you've saved all your ARYANS? >Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL >Got about THREE DAYS WURF OF THE BLIGHTERS >Well, a couple. OARGH FACK >[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot? >*BEGINS LOADING ARYANS INTO THE CENTRIFUGE* >OOOH FACKIN HELL LOAD EM ALL IN >FACKIN [Rest unintelligible due to the centrifuge whirring to life] >I hope they really enjoy that >OH FACK YEAH >Yeah >OAARGH go on >Loads in there. BLOOD, I love it >OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for THEIR BLOOD? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues] >*shows tongue* >Oh yeah ARYAN BLOOD >Mmm swallowed the lot >FACKIN did didn't ya? >Hhmm. Lick that bit off there >YOU BEADY ANGLO you. Lovely >Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that? >FACKIN right I did!
Nicholas Gonzalez
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Ian Morgan
Is there a better place in the world than North Yorkshire? I don't think there is
Matthew Harris
What is this copy/paste from?
Dominic Perez
>the state of the OP S-sorry lads...
Jose Roberts
>we have stopped the rise of the far right in europe Ready for the headlines lads?
Jack Richardson
>William Pitt the Younger was twenty four (24) when he became Prime Minister
I'm not even an MP.
Carter Cruz
>I AM A ROBOT AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN MY LIFETIME. STRONG AND STABLE. BLEEP
Joshua Davis
save are nhs
Levi Mitchell
Sounds like a Tommy Robinson interview.
Evan Ramirez
...
Blake Wright
Anyone seen speeches from Starmer, Eagle, Owen Jones etc yet? Seems like the only people speaking to the media at the moment are the Corbyn inner circle. Has he shut them out or are they letting the old trot fall on his rake?
Julian Johnson
Hackney
Isaac Reyes
REMINDER THAT JACOB REES MOGG IS NOT A REAL CONSEVATIVE REEEEEE t. trip
Jackson Nguyen
Guardian have been pre-moderating my comments for months and it's genuinely scandalous how much censorship they engage in. They usually allow my critical comments, but whenever I counter their 'muh evil Russian' narrative by talking about (for example) the fact that everything WikiLeaks has published has been factually accurate, or that Blair, Bush, Obama et al have literally killed millions of people because of false intelligence, they refuse to let my comments see the light of day. Could of course just create a new account, but simply can't be arsed.
Jack Butler
France is DONE
Leo Morales
Owen Smith I meant ofc
Easton Martinez
THICC
Zachary Cook
Great stuff, user. Glad to hear it. I've absolutely no idea what you're trying to convey but it seems really positive! Thanks for the (you) and keep up the good work!
Jordan Richardson
The latter. I read something on BBC news after the locals from an ex-cabinet minister in labour that went like >I don't want corbyn anywhere near my constituency for the next 5 weeks, keep sending him to places we can't win
Mason Ross
Pre-moderating?
I don't use The Guardian, what does that mean?
James Hughes
Starmer's had a fair airing in the press over the last two months. Leads me to believe he's not a serious contender.
Eagle and Cooper's silence is significant. Personally, I think Cooper will edge it. Better support in the press.
Leo Morris
ZAR BLACKPILL
Kayden Thompson
*blocks train gate*
Xavier James
Argclu Eagle is still crying into a glass of gin.
Ryder Cox
How are they gonna get rid of him after the election? You know that no matter how badly labour do, that commie old coot is never willingly leaving his position except in a hearse.
Gabriel Thompson
What's the source on these?
Benjamin Scott
Post doesn't show until a moderator approves it.
Liam Young
Basically, instead of my comments appearing on the site automatically and then being removed later if they're found to break rules (that's the way it works with most accounts), my comments have to be approved by a moderator before they appear on the site. I can't remember exactly why they put me on pre-moderation in the first place, but I do remember it's complete bullshit - I'm always very careful to make sure I don't even come close to trolling, and never use any personal attacks/insults. Like I say, I could easily get around it by creating a new account, but I kind of like the idea of some left-wing liberal moderator having to come to terms with the fact that they're literally engaging in censorship any time they decide not to publish my comment just because they disagree with it.
Brandon Thomas
Basically a mod has to personally vet and approve whatever you post before they will allow it to appear in the comment section.
Camden Bailey
Right chaps. Can we make a list of why we think anyone is voting Labour this June?
Labour are ballot box poison, their policies are a mess, they are openly promoting marxsim which is akin to people on the right unironically flying swastikas and wearing natty black uniforms in public. Their shadow cabinet includes a Mao apologist, a Stalinist, and of course we could list the terorists dear leader hasn't cosied up to if we wanted to same some time.
Who is voting for Labour? The illiterate? People who don't have a TV or the internet?
What do you recon?
Jeremiah King
She had a golden fucking opportunity to win it last time and she let grandpa corbyn win it instead.
Lincoln Taylor
WHITE POWER
Elijah Bailey
EXIT POLLS SHOW /OURGIRL/ WILL WIN
I PUT 1K ON LE PEN AT 10/1 , KEKKING HELL ITS HAPPENING
Jeremiah Anderson
Actual marxists.
People who are left wing but won't vote Lib Dem because of MUH TUITION FEES
Luis Gutierrez
Because Farron said that thing about gays.
Aaron Hernandez
Clive Lewis is going to be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, in 5 years time. Screenshot this.
Jason Peterson
That poll is fake lad. Exit polls are illegal in France
Leo Howard
>implying normies know any of this shit You underestimate the power of blind tribal voting. It is how most people are. "I'm working class and so will vote labour" still rings true in most people's heads.
Chase Campbell
But Farron married a man...
Benjamin Garcia
Reminder that Peter Hitchens is a jew
Chase Jackson
No he fucking well isn't LOL.
Ryan Flores
There are no exit polls in france We won't know until midnight at least, polls close at 1800GMT
Christopher Johnson
The working-class that vote Labour will be doing so in their own economic self-interest. Unlike the turkeys-voting-for-christmas-Sun-readers that vote Tory.
Hudson Harris
France24 and Sky have been saying all day we will know the results of the election by 7pm due to exit polls.
Logan Watson
>you will never go on a comfy railway journey with portillo
;_;
Guess I'll have to settle for my more realistic dream: Thomas the Tank Engine narrated by him.
Landon Thomas
So you mean to tell me that it is within the job description of some sad cunt to have to sit around all day "moderating" your specific comments, and certain others', just to make sure they are within the limits of free discussion?
And this is from the Paper that was, during the Cold War era, sympathetic with the British Reds.
What a load of massive faggotry.
Jayden Nguyen
>electing a shiny faced mulatto pls no
Anthony Hernandez
Cos me dad voted labour, and his dad before him
Evan Fisher
Pity her neck flairs up every time she lies.
Real question is will anybody back Jarvis after he's bottled the opportunity twice.
Evan Nelson
This is your oc right? could you dump some more pl0x
Xavier Morales
Different time.
Nobody under the age of 30 - maybe even 40 - should consider themselves fit to stand.
Isaiah Hernandez
Only if it really is 60-40, and they were off by a few % in the first round so if it's close it'll take ages.
Of course they won't let her win though.
Logan Hernandez
Pick wisely lads
David Parker
Britain is just a massive shit floating in a sea of piss
Landon Turner
Hello, I am ready for headlines
Lucas Stewart
>we're spending more than we earn so we're going to have to keep using pay day loans >or we could reduce our spending >NO AUSTERITY AUSTERITY IT'S NOT FAIR
Labour voters are like children.
John Turner
That's exactly what we're telling you.
Parker Richardson
You should by law have to have at least 10 years in a non-parliament job before becoming an MP
Ian Reed
I think most internet comment sections will have some sort of moderation desu, although I don't know how many other engage in pre-moderation. But like I say, I just like the idea of someone who probably describes themselves as a liberal committed to freedom of speech (in the face of those nasty fascists who want to censor opposing views) having to come to terms with literally censoring opposing views.
Jacob Bell
>no Ben Shapiro >no Rush Limbaugh
Samuel White
Yeah, but I'm not going to spam the thread. Have a HQ one.
Joshua Martinez
Makes sense: >Actual Marxists >Traditional "grr Mrs Thatcher" Voters living 50 years in the past >People who won't forgive LibDems for Tuition Fees/seriously think they are homophobic
Any more? I can't believe they'll hold 20% of the vote with just this. Surely the local election in Teeside is an indication that tribal voting has given way to a public angry at the establishment for ignore things like "asian" gang rape?
I did try asking a bunch of them myself, but they told me to fuck off.
Jaxon Brown
All shite, I'll take Starkey, Douglas Murray, and HHH for keks.
Oliver Brooks
Mogg as the Good Cop Watson as Bad Cop Southern for sex appeal
Ethan Brown
>internet e-celebs These people know nothing, absolutely nothing, about anything. I'd pick JRM and not let the others fuck it up by screaming or saying le praise kek or whatever meme is popular with these people today.
Ryder Nguyen
Birmingham.
Adam Brooks
I have a 'friend' who has worked with Labour mps in the past and campaigned for them and he said he's only voting because he likes his local mp but he hates Corbyn.
Camden Gutierrez
7 for actual competence, 8 because she's nice to look at and 9 because I have to pick 3 people
Adam Fisher
Il be voting labour. I the like NHS
Nathaniel Scott
People who supported Corbyn when he first appeared (since he was anti-establishment) but are too stubborn/embarrassed to switch allegiance this late.
Liam Nelson
To be honest, raising the voting age to 25-year-old-plus tax payers would solve a lot of problems.
Kevin Bailey
>all these blairites
Matthew Cook
Take Mogg Leave everyone else behind and use the money I saved from not hiring them to plan a victory parade He's the only person there that knows how to win an argument against an actually intelligent person
Dylan Butler
You should write one that starts and ends with obsceneties, and in the middle have a paragraph questioning the moderator's position on free speech.
So only he can read it, and his entire concept of freedom of speech collapses.
Luis Scott
Exit polls are (like in the UK) illegal to publish until polls close.
Gabriel Howard
1 2 5 The mayoral elections don't mean shit. Did you see the turnout levels?
Joseph Parker
190kg
Gabriel Adams
Mogg Molyneux Jones
Mogg is based. Alex Jones may be crazy at times but a significant bulk of his videos can be on point AT TIMES. Molymeme is on point a lot of the time too, I can forgive the whole cult thing if he is on my side.
Owen Rogers
If Le Pen somehow wins I'll enjoy reactivating my FB to troll people.
Brayden Hall
>Of course they won't let her win though.
Daniel Garcia
labour started privatizing the NHS before the tories
Daniel Young
Where's Rimmer?
Liam Walker
I'm voting for Labour because I think this country needs massive investment in infrastructure and public services. Also no more expensive wars.
Everything else I care about - Brexit, immigration, education, crime - wont be made marginally better with either party.
Leo Wood
>I have a "friend"
REEEEEEEEEEE BLAIRIITE
Jace Adams
cheers pham, admire the work
Jacob Collins
I don't have a problem with people voting in good MPs regardless of party affiliation. That's sensible, even. A variant of trad voting, okay, makes sense within itself rather than politically, of course. >Actual Marxists >Traditional "grr Mrs Thatcher" Voters living 50 years in the past >Households infected with "grr Mrs Thatcher" older relatives >People who won't forgive LibDems for Tuition Fees/seriously think they are homophobic >People voting for the best local MP with no regard for party affiliations
Still can't see this making up 20%. The boundaries will help Labour, of course, but even so.
Any more?
Christopher Johnson
Most polls in France close at 6pm, apparently ones in Paris stay open to 8.
Wouldn't surprise me if most polls in France close at 2pm because working more than 5 hours at a time drives the French to riot.
Jack Foster
Vote for any party that are wearing blue ties.
Austin Wilson
>If Le Pen somehow wins I'll enjoy reactivating my FB to troll people.
Jayden Miller
I hope you're not accusing me of such a thing.
Luis Phillips
He got banned for a week last night
Tyler King
Mogg is the only one needed but bring in Alex Jones and PJW as the comedic relief duo like you get in the films
Isaiah Jackson
Corbyn isn't a Blairite.
Josiah Allen
>needs massive investment in infrastructure and public services
it does and always will, but labour never bothered before when they promised so why would they now?
Charles Butler
>muh nhs >muh working class >muh nasty Tory party
Daniel Evans
It's 7pm in rural areas, 8pm in large cities I think (french time of course, an hour ahead).