Defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler

>defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler
>lost to a few dissident farmers with muskets

explain yourselves, bongs

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this time they were alone

>lost to a few dissident farmers with guns

hmm, I wonder where I've heard that before

couple miles of ocean m8

are you going to answer the question or not? You were the most power empire in the world at the time, and you lost to a few burgers who just happened to have some guns and grit. Pathetic

This ouioui gets it. US had France, Spain, and various other countries as support. Great Britain only had retarded German mercenaries.

>war in india and with france
>catch us off guard with a hugely disadvantaged army with the help of the french
that's how you won
in 1812 however...

Also I should add your independence had huge support in our parliament, but americans don't teach this because it interferes with the evil bong narrative they portray in their hollywood history. Also our king was medically insane.

the french navy basically won the war for us

THE ETERNAL ANGLO WILL GET THEIR REVENGE

The US army wasn't even prepared for a large scale war with bongland, only in 1814 did its strength come into fruition, only for US-Bong to sign a peace agreement, at least we gave you faggots a last 'fuck you' in New Orleans.

You wouldnt have won without France you idiot

Willfully taking the bait but they just decided it wasn't worth spending resources to fuck with them and assumed the colonies would fall apart without their support

I'm not denying you beat us fairly, because anything is fair in war. I'm glad the US became what it is today, you deserved freedom.

cant even deal with rebelling potato niggers either

never said we would?

New Orleans isnt a victory it was fought after the war had ended its like a boxer punching his opponent after the bell

pathetic cuck

He wasn't anything you stupid nigger. Stop acting like this bong was in the war and can give you a first hand recount of why him and his team of fucked teeth brits lost the war. Go read a fucking book if you're that interested in why they lost.

I called you an idiot because you was implying Britain cant win wars on its own yet neither can the US

>British defeated Reich and Napoleon

>Ostfront Axis casualties.jpg
>Tiny Grande Armee remnants retreating from Russia.jpg

The Eternal Anglo must be stopped.

Say that to my face, not online fucker and see what happens

>New Orleans isnt a victory it was fought after the war had ended

News hadn't reached the south of the peace agreement, so in the eyes of the combatants and history, the battle was at the conclusion of the war.

By going to war when it was ending.

Busy making the actual colony great, not some clay filled with faggots and kikes

Are you serious? Would you want to be ruled by posh cunts thousands of miles away? They (back then) were fellow whites in a christian society. They deserved their own identity and rule. It's a shame they fucked us over repeatedly after that like in egypt (which we should never forgive) but that's politics.

Why is it that Sup Forums blames us for defeating Hitler? The Soviets did all of the work. All we did was break a few codes and shoot down some planes

>defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler
Pfahaha, no.
>lost to a few dissident farmers with muskets
They lost to France and Spain.

How many olive branches did Hitler try giving to Britain? How many times did he try to broker peace? How many times did that faggot Churchill rip them up and continue sending aid and support to fucking communists?

>shoot down some planes
you faggots killed the whole Luftwaffe, by the time the US came in, the Luftwaffe was a shell of what it was.

We probably would have, all it would take is keeping the war going on for so long Britain ran out of resources to keep it going.

It's more like punching your opponent before the sound of the bell reaches your ears. Still fair.

>lost to a few dissident farmers with muskets
With the backing of 3 major colonial European powers, and Mercenaries coming from Europe. Who cares anyway, the Empire doubled in size to become the largest Empire in Human History. You were nothing back then. Just an upstart petty nation of mongrel colonials thinking it could take it's place in the grand scheme of things. Nothing's changed really, the only reason you're a major power is because of your military. Once the money stops coming in, you'll collapse along with your entire nation due to you being a melting pot multicultural cesspit.

Not only fellow Whites, we were fellow Englishmen. Before we let in a bunch of other faggots and ruined everything.

Are you stupid? First off all Britain was no where near its peak in terms of empire in 1776 apart from that you won because had massive help both financially and militarily from the French and the war was fought 3500 miles away from Britain in the 18th century so supply lines and logistics were terrible its hard fighting wars thousands of miles away in 2017 imagine what it was like 250 years ago also the political will wasnt there to fight the war it was seen as not worth it

I hate Churchill too, but we would have NEVER won on our own. Hitler made a lot of mistakes, Sup Forums doesn't realise that.

We had a load of Polish pilots, mate.

you and the american cucks funded the soviets with weaponry to fight off hitler , then when the war ends you guys are all suddenly anti communist ,

>defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler

When the US entered the war there have only been children and seniors left to fight for gemany. Well done fellow shabos goy!

>defeated Napoleon but needed Prussians to do it
>defeated Hitler but needed USA and Russians to do it
>fought dissident farmers alone - oops

There was a plan, Operation Unthinkable, to destroy the Soviet Union. We just didn't go through with it.

>britain picks fights with 4 countries
>y-you only won because they helped you!

What do they mean by this every single thread?

Gracefully lost as a way of getting out of having to manage such a fuckhuge empire without making George III look like a passive cuck

>mfw burgers remember france's help but never ours

the bongs would've genocided you in a 1vs1

Both of those things were done by Russia, OP

You had help from the french.

They didn't do shit to Hitler other than run to Dunkirk and send rude pamphlets.

>lost to a few dissident farmers with muskets allied to France and Spain

FTFY

Cucked American hates Freedom and Democracy. People like you ought to be shot.

>We just didn't go through with it.

Churchill (everyone's favourite war monger) was pushing for it but we had basically no influence left in 1945

...

>you're only the most powerful country on Earth because you're the most powerful country on Earth! T-that's all ;_;


Lol. Reminder that I can almost guarantee that my garage is as big as your house :)

>defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler
i thought you were talking about the russians honestly

The only reason you "won" is because the French saved you.
We had to choose between two pretty bad options;
"Lose" to you or lose to the French.
The French were the closer and bigger threat, so we chose to beat them
instead of you.
You're welcome.

Implying we're not still part of Her Majesty's Commonwealth

Its punching someone who cant hit back because the round is over and if you look at all the "American" commanders during New Orleans nearly all of them were sons of British,Irish or French parents the idea that 1776 and 1812 were anything other than a glorified British civil war is stupid

>wouldn't have won meme

The only advantage the Brits had was naval, the southern states fucked their shit up and later when the northern militias were better armed massacred the reds.

>We had a load of Polish pilots, mate.
i hate people like you you're willing to give ANYONE credit other than Britian arent you?

What's that got to do with anything? You're a pathetic nation of mongrels. The biggest mistake we made during that war was not adopting a scorched earth policy as we left.

He's American, it's only a matter of time

>lost to a few dissident farmers with muskets

>Americans so arrogant they forget the other major powers they had a huge amount of help from over their (at the time) worthless backwater

the entire decay of western civilization is thanks to the brits and americans , they betrayed the poles in ww2 and collaborated with the bolsheviks , supplied the bolsheviks with weaponry to fend off the nazis even though the nazis were no threat to them , then suddenly after the war they are all anti communist , all this antifa trash ruining your countries now is a product of you faggots funding communists you two faced kikes

I remember, sancho.

fuck that anglo-sphere commonwealth bullshiet. My g-g-g-g-g-grandpappy fought those bong cunts for liberty.

>1812 were anything other than a glorified British civil war is stupid

That's what the american contemporaries at the time called it, dumbass.

>bongs
>defeating Hitler

???

Britain wouldn't have won a l9t of wars without help, too.

Same goes for every country on Earth in battles throughout history

Are the British fundamentally less intelligent than White Americans ?

You wouldnt have had the money for a long war without France,the French basically bankrupted themselves funding your revolution

You can't though.
Wellington only beat Napoleon at salamanca with Spanish help, and then again at Waterloo with Prussian help.
And Germany with elite undefeated Americans.

We fought a war that could have easily been stopped. And learn to grammar and how to spell Britain, buddy.

We have contributed far more to science. Added to that, american science advances all came when you stole nazi scientists. You haven't contributed much to literature or art either.

Middle class Mexicans have a higher quality of life than you do, inbred nigger.


You should be honored that you even get to reply to a White American lol.

Don't reply to me to unless you intend to thank me for the opportunity

You go noorderbuur

This.

More innovation comes out of America in a week than what will come out of your country in a year

New England alone makes your country out to be a third world congested shithole comparitively

Which one of pic related is you, you inferior little upstart? You're of lower birth than me so it's about time you know your place, peasant.

1.) The British Empire had not yet reached its peak in the late 1700's. Additionally, they had been exhausted from fighting conflicts such as the Seven Years War.

2.) The American's weren't a "few dissident farmers." By the end of the war they had become a decent fighting force. More importantly, they received massive amounts of training, ammunition, and naval support from France.

3.) The British were alone in their fight against the colonists. In the other wars you refer to, Britain had close support from multiple allies (the various Coalitions during the Napoleanic Wars and the U.S. during WW2).

4.) In the Napoleanic Wars and WW2, Britain was fighting to defend its sovereignty, and the fights took place close to the British isles. This made it easier for them to leverage their massive navy and fight at full force. Suppressing disgruntled colonists an ocean away was more logistically difficult and less idealistically motivating.

Exactly what "innovation" are you speaking of?
The US has much more resources, bigger land, higher GDP and still hasn't progressed much in STEM as it should have.

If the UK or Germany replaced you, we'd be on Mars right now.

If Wellington beef had fought against Napoleon in the early 1800s, he'd have had his ass handed to him. He beat a militarily fatigued man in 1815.

>be Wellington
>have most of europe as allies
>go up against a force smaller than mine
>surprise surprise, I win
>get paraded around as the guy who beat Napoleon! Get gibs for life.

USSR won the war you Ameri-fags

Pretty much.

>>hurr burnt the white house!
>americans didn't even know war was ever declared
>March up to Canada and burn their parliament down anyways
>h-ha I'm a retarded britboo americans didn't know how to do anything! s-save the Queen ;_;

>with US Lend-Lease

Honestly you guys going independent and having a war
with us was a bad move in the long run. Yeah we were kind of dicks
and I get why you did it but imagine how powerful we'd be right now
if we had remained as one. We'd literally rule the planet with an iron
fist and probably have colonised half the solar system by now.

>>defeated both Napoleon and literally Hitler
>american education

they did , you guys lost your empire , so did france
the ussr made massive territorial gains after the war

I meant weaker, not smaller.

Serious question to the Burgers here.
Do you not get taught that the American War of independence was literally a relatively small chapter in a larger world war that was taking place at the time?
Again I'm not shilling or trolling or whatever, I want to know if you are educated on other events during the time period

Pic related.

>defeated Napoleon but needed Prussians to do it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Nile
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar
>defeated Hitler but needed USA and Russians to do it
We were BTFO the German air force and Navy before the US involvement and Monty was also slapping the Germans around in North Africa also the Germans had 7 million more men than Britain was we really meant to defeat them completely alone?
>fought dissident farmers alone - oops
It was a British civil war involving many countries no side was "alone"

well, they take credit for it

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Democracy is gay, and freedom is nothing compared to Liberty and the Rights of Englishmen. I hope the Falangists come back and throw you in an unmarked grave.

>Do you not get taught

Why do you think the American Education meme exists?

>youre only better than us because you're bigger and better than us! That's all!


Lol. Keep up this lunacy and I'll report your IP to the police and have you arrested for your likely "hate speech" you've posted throughout the week.

OH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Democracy is gay

was he right?

>the southern states fucked their shit up and later when the northern militias were better armed massacred the reds.
You do realise that during the War of Independence the US lost the majority of the battles and suffered more casualties than Britain dont you?

Holy shit.

This is what people don't get. We are the real English.

The French only joined in militarily when they saw the tide turning. Ex: Yorktown. The colonists would not have won that battle without the French navy.

Actually the soviets were incompetent to stop shit until American and British engineers fixed their tanks and thousands of Germans died overnight in the winter

USSR didn't care for their own soldiers either, commanders often body wave rushed until the Germans ran out of bullets and retreated.

>farmers with muskets
>Morgan's Riflemen
KYS faggot

Actually the UK lost to a coalition of the US, France, Spain, and Netherlands.

[citation needed] for most of what you said.

Anyway

>bongs
>tiny island
>controlled the whole world
>largest empire ever
>invented most things worth inventing
>computer, train, tank, lightbulb, world wide web

>USA
>tonnes of resources yet trillions in debt
>strongest country, yet BTFO by Vietnam
>get BTFO in middle east too
>needed Germans to get to the moon

You're a big, strong and wealthy country, yet you're not doing as good as you should be.

If another country, like us, France or Germany replaced you, we'd be much more along to tech tree by now.