>French socialists were forced to vote for an investment banker
>a people who have prided themselves on hating capitalism since before WWII were forced to vote for a man who has made a fortune off free markets
>feminists were forced to vote for a man who seduced his teacher and ultimately married her
>French tumblrinas were literally shaking while voting for basically a French libertarian
Don't be upset Sup Forums. The true alpha won
Wow Trump really laid it on thick, I bet he loves the taste of Macron's dick in his mouth
What a fucking miracle it is that Trump won. He's far from the best candidate, but we would be in the same place as France right now if that cunt had won.
>that cunt
kek kek kek
>the art of the deal
find it disappointing coming him
>Giving a shit about france
Maybe if that chick running didn't have an awkward face she could have won, but the world belongs to white males
There's going to be lots of riots in Paris as soon as there's even an inkling of gibs being touched.
French essentially eliminated all "left of center" candidates. I put that in quotes because their "right" are our center.
And leftist shitlords are celebrating...Amazing.
It honestly does creep me out when a guy is involved with an older woman.
I think we may have to consider the possibility thay Hillary Clinton was simply the worst major-party presidential candidate in living memory.
It's kinda cool if it's within a certain range (under 10 years) and the woman is a milf. But this old fart looks like an ape and her legs look like broomsticks. Fucking gross
>feminists were forced to vote for a man who seduced his teacher and ultimately married her
Actually women love Macron for this.
Agreed. Women are fucking stupid. They'll be the first to call men sexist for not voting a woman. But they'll be the first to line up to vote for a guy they think is cute, or has some weird love story behind him.
Marrying any woman younger than yourself is a sign that you are a low status cuck. For a rich banker to do it...there's something wrong with Macron mentally, and that's why they chose him to be their puppet.
That's the only reason Trump won.
Gee.. What a cockholster.
YES, AND YOU, Sup Forumscucks GOT KEKED AS ALWAYS!
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My whole life I've been led by media (much of it from France) to believe that in the 21st century Europe will be lead by investment bankers and other corporate overlords, everyone will be doing drugs when not sitting on a computer and girls will look like pic related.
We have Trump.
Suck it frogs
so? what are the nogs going to do?