>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Male Black was denied his change, started claiming he was God and making threats that. he was going to burn down the building >Any unusual circumstance that may interfere with the removal? Any decomp or bloating? >They went to check for a leak but the home owner had stashed drugs in the gas meter. >Dispatch asks for Baraka's phone number. Liu Kang is not amused. >Somebody took her keys. And she's stuck. And she's drunk.
David Bailey
Time to go on patrol
Lincoln Jenkins
5 shot i think. One DOA
Aiden Nelson
Anyone else on here earlier this afternoon hear about the tactical assault spic popping out of a green GMC with an assault rifle and gunning down a bunch of people?
Wyatt Butler
roberts, report in
Zachary Johnson
Is mugshot user here?
Jonathan Morgan
I tried to make a thread for real Adam hours,and I got two replies although this was like 4 hours ago.
Juan Watson
Adam sucks desu. He's amateur-tier.
Andrew Peterson
So what's going on tonight? When I turned the scanner on they were talking about a pursuit and a lot of people being taken to multiple hospitals.
Luke Nguyen
>Drone sighting at Wrigley
Update on the 2 Roberts shot last week One La Raza charged and CPD knows who the other are:
See There was a Male Hispanic with an assault rifle, fucked up a ton of people.
Thomas Robinson
thats a man
Kayden Reyes
Bullshit. That's a lady.
Liam Allen
>every women posted online is now a trap until proven otherwise what a time to be alive
William Harris
what been happening, anything good?
Carter Moore
Damn, son. Is this anything to do with the gang war the Latin Kangz were promising last night?
David Bailey
please refer too
Logan Rivera
I don't see a bulge.
Levi Hernandez
Not sure, they didn't mention it at the time. Wasn't a high-ranking member kidnapped last night or something?
Nathan Walker
from earlier: >1 going to the hospital critical, 1 going to hospital he’s gonna be ok. Couple others also on the way. >1 on the ground. Tell ‘em it’s a male. He is DEAD.
Cooper Perez
The kidnapping might have been Friday night. There was a report of some dude named Jose getting robbed and forced into a car at gunpoint by some other spics.
Caleb Murphy
ultra-tucked
Bentley Evans
Traps and transexuals give me trust issues. I can't get hard looking at clothed girls now.
Aaron Russell
>SHOOTING
>OVER 9 VICTIMS
Levi Butler
yep. Dispatch was broadcasting warnings to be extremely careful in certain areas this morning.
Joseph Myers
wtf is wrong with you, latent attraction to boyjaw and manhips?
Christopher Nguyen
Yeah. A high ranking king's gang member was robbed and kidnapped last night.
Bentley Campbell
>I can't get hard looking at clothed girls now. Despite what internet would have you believe, traps are still pretty rare irl. And if you're looking at pictures online what does it matter?
Parker Hughes
this is what I mean, an ethnically androgynous softfilter faggot can still be identified by thumbnail alone
I mean if your thing is chicks with dicks then w/e, but you don't need to pretend to be retarded to legitimize it
Michael Cook
Also 4 killed this morning in a head on car versus CTA bus crash. Speeding car was totally mangled. Debris everywhere.
Colton Cruz
>shot in the left torso, left arm, and right leg
Michael Lewis
I'm fairly sure that's an actual woman (female), just after a ridiculous amount of either photoshop or plastic surgery
Easton Martin
This weekend has been one hell of a shitshow.
John Taylor
Hey all, back for another night
I love you guys but you need to add this site to your op
William Perez
And none of them are probably white.
Brayden Morgan
This whole week has been a shit show. Cops shooting started the craziness on tuesday.
Ethan Sullivan
And shooter was a spic. Hopefully an illegal one at that.
>South Korean tranny >wikipedia >failed scriptget >bumps /CPD/
wow mysterious
Hudson Morgan
>kids playing ball in the street, no adult supervision
Holy shit, better call the Police.
Michael Cooper
>he threw the gun about 10 feet into the pond
Parker Barnes
People are fucking retarded.
Jacob Morgan
what is that canadian basement even like
Gavin Rogers
>tranny prove it
It's Chicago
Christian Fisher
GENTLEMEN! How the hell are ya? My keys are checked and I'm slipping into something more..comfy.
Dylan Russell
>license plate QUEEN WE WUZ QWAYNES
Jack Lewis
>prove it there you go, pretending to be retarded again
Easton Martin
It's finally going to warm up in Chiraq this week. By the weekend we should be seeing some superior nogging.
Connor Kelly
Moving to the Hyde Park-Woodlawn area in September. How screwed am I?
Thomas Morgan
good evening user welcome to the /comfy/
Henry Davis
is it true you pretend amongst youselves that the shill id plugin doesn't exist
if so, why
Logan Roberts
wat
Jordan Bennett
I have never checked the weather with an erection before these threads. Watching us steadily creep up into the 50's as the crime increases has me positively turgid.
Aaron Butler
You're fine
Ryan Hernandez
>I have no argument so I'll just post memes
Lincoln Fisher
jajaja everyone is phoneposter who is stupid
why tho, real talk, you just 'won' so why not do a dr, evil
Caleb Thompson
...
Mason Thomas
I think it's trying to communicate
Zachary Perry
I do believe IoM has lost his marbles. Who shitposts in the slowest, smallest thread on Sup Forums? That's like fishing in a 5 gallon paint bucket.
Jonathan Watson
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A FAILED SCRIPT
Jose Jones
...
Isaiah Roberts
do you even get hotpockets? fuck outta here
Nathaniel Reyes
First time here. Feeling pretty comfy with my Sunday night bourbon and friendly thread
Samuel Gomez
> garage door has been open for 45 minutes Wtf is this shit? The shooting start yet?
Alexander Lee
Cheers, m8ty. welcome to peak comfy. Real Robert Hours kicks off at 10PM CST, and Real Nigga Hours gets underway at midnight, same.
Jayden Wilson
5 nogs got shot earlier.
Ayden Campbell
It's ADAM hours. We're just warming up.
Samuel Fisher
> the garage door is now closed Yeah. You can tell.
Ayden Barnes
Pay attention, non-morons, pretending they don't understand is common tactic
I mean, what could you even be confused about here? Unfamiliarity with the meme? Confusion over what they, themselves are involved in?
If you ever wonder why they'd act so desperately confused for effect, when in context it makes no sense, remember the "Hillary will win" memes.
Parker Sanchez
early blood is a good sign. Maybe we'll see some reprisals tonight.
Julian Perry
>bleeding from the left arm >self-inflicted wound
Camden Murphy
>HUSBAND NO LONGER ON SCENE
dass rite
Aiden Wilson
>found bloody gym shoes in the garbage following the shots fired
Jaxson Gray
Bloody gym shoes in the garbage
Easton Jackson
DEY GOTS DEM KICKS, NUGGUH!
Adam Jackson
Nigga got his Jordan's soiled.
Ryder Wilson
...
Christian Fisher
>ayy bby u wan sum fuk?
Alexander Myers
>homeless male in the alley >screaming >yelling >dancing >harassing people
Zachary Hall
This is like playing through a level of Condemned
Jeremiah Fisher
The thread dump last night was pretty hilarious. Heavy meme fuel.
Jack Thompson
>drunk boyfriend threatening caller with a knife
William Wright
kek that's perfect, user
Jack Ward
...
Hunter Sanders
I look forward to this board every night. The day isn't complete with out /cpd and Robert.
Hunter Morris
like wise. There is nothing quite like winding down at the end of a day with a hot home-cooked meal and the sounds of a city bleeding to unwind after a long day.
Alexander Brooks
>45 s. rockwell >male is screaming on the callers porch
Joseph Morris
>10x Male Blacks standing in the street blocking eastbound traffic NO JUSSISS, NO PEECE
Blake Roberts
Zone 11 here. 24Robert. It's still a little cold out but I expect a hot one. Even for a Sunday.
Christian Campbell
...
Camden Thompson
>fat hispanic manlets hit him with a bottle
Evan Diaz
>hasn't heard from his neighbor in a week >male black piling dirt in the guy's yard
Eli White
>hasn't heard from neighbor in a week >a black male was seen moving dirt Press F to pay respect.
