>Be me
>With GF long time
>She buys house and asks me to move in.
>6mo later she suddenly says GTFO. Move by end of weekend.
>Find new house.
>First night in new house, find baby frog in living room.
user, has Lord Kek blessed me?
>Be me
>With GF long time
>She buys house and asks me to move in.
>6mo later she suddenly says GTFO. Move by end of weekend.
>Find new house.
>First night in new house, find baby frog in living room.
user, has Lord Kek blessed me?
user, I need to know if this is blessing from Kek. Please retrieve high priest of Kek.
>6mo later she suddenly says GTFO. Move by end of weekend.
lolwut
if repeating end numbers you have been blessed
She lost her mind, user.
So why didn't you kick her out?
also checked
It's a sign from Kek that you're a low T beta.
Not politics. Nobody cares about your personal problems. Don't post Facebook shit here.
>get BTFO by girlfriend
>have to move to a shit hole that houses reptiles
g-g-guys im good right because this frog is here right guys?
OP obviously a fag.
Took her 6 months to realise.
Baby frogs are called tadpoles and have tails. That's an adult frog.
You're only blessed if it got you digits, but it didn't.
user, if we are to believe in politics then we are to believe in Kek and his many blessings.
faggot
My babies have brought great misfortune upon my enemies
It wasn't his house, how would he have kicked her out?
>shithole that houses reptiles
Frogs are amphibians you fat piece of shit
This makes me want to buy a Whites Tree Frog.
Ultimately the most white nationalist pet you can own
Those aren't frogs those are toads. Toads are for faggots.
Rolling for OP, if gets it means this is a blessing in disguise.
>baby frog
>monday
>the 3rd day after Pepe was killed
wow
Sorry user
Come now, user. If you are asking then you have your answer.
Take the frog in as a pet.
Post updates.
>That's an adult frog
Nope. That's a very young Pacific tree frog. I have thousands of them in my pond. They get to be 2-3 inches long.
Baby frogs are tadpoles my friend
Praise
Removing a crazy woman from your life is indeed a blessing, user.
Since the death of Pepe, Kek's power is greatly diminished. But his servants still reveal themselves to the faithful as proof of his presence in dark times.
You have indeed been blessed, OP.
SHADILAY
No, tadpoles are tadpoles. Baby frogs are little ones like that that have just become frogs crawled out of the water.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Frogs don't have babies. They lay eggs that hatch into tadpoles.
Pick one of these boards and fuck off to there with your horseshit.
Toad is a common name for certain species of frogs.
I hate when people try to lump Kek in with the rest of the reddit-Sup Forums
Clearly something influenced the timeline to get us to Trump, and there are WAY too many incidents where numbers and Kek impacted Sup Forums and the election for it all to be a coincidence.
Face it Sup Forums, the massive hivemind worshiping of numbers awoke an ancient numeric chaos god.
Until you provide me with a more convincing argument of all the shit that went down since 2015, I'll never stop believing that.
nope, you just live in a shitty house.
This is literally false. Toads and frogs are both members of anphibia but toads are not frogs.
Toads are just a subset of frogs
She's promoting Jamal from side piece to boyfriend.
R the Donald tier
Totally different genus you mud brained subhuman.
can you just fuck off to reddit please
Praise be, young one
Do not fear the darkness of night.
The frog lives both in water and plain sight.
Two worlds wrapped in one.
Burning sweetly under the sun.
Lord Kek of his highest honor greet you.
Oh woes and worries meet truth.
Through each passing day I will teach you.
Frogs make up the order Anura. Toads are generally considered to make up the family Bufonidae, which is within Anura.
Faggot
When I moved in to her house there were lots of frogs too. I guess Kek works in mysterious ways.