Alright Sup Forums I have a problem here

Alright Sup Forums I have a problem here.

I'm a hearty man, southern raised farm worker who's currently going to college for Electronic Engineering.
I'm Conservative and consider myself pretty harshly right wing, ie typical pol views on Jews and nationalism.
I'm legitimately Catholic, thousands of hours devoted to my church, my faith, and my love of God in my comfy little middle class home.
Most of that's great, right? Well here's the problem...
I'm gay.
I don't know why and I don't know how, I just find men more attractive than women, I like dicks more than vaginas. I don't like being gay and I think homosexuality is a mental disorder before anything.
However I'd be willing to live with that if my past 3 boyfriend's hadn't been turboliberal heathens, obsessed with the hookup culture, and constantly tried to berate me for my faith and political views. They've also all been poor as fuck faggots who barely made it through highschool and had no plans of furthering education or training.

I don't want to spend my life with someone like that, are there any gays not riddled with mental issues, that are sensible and want a humble lifestyle like myself? If not, how do I un-gay myself, Sup Forums?

Don't worry. Gay conservatives exist.

You like dicks more than vaginas. So you do like sex with women at least somewhat?

Just do your duty to your country and put aside your deviant sexual fantasies.

Redpill me on powerbottoms, based electro fag

>faggot
>cuckservatie
>cucktholic

not even surprised

Research log cabin republicans, my friend.

An hero

I'm more of a top, but everybody likes to swing.
For me powerbottoms are pretty nice if they can keep that attitude in the bedroom, though most of the time they can't and end up being just all around assholes in every aspect of life.
Anything else ya wanna know?

enjoy your POZ LOADS, you scumfuck

Thank you brother.
God bless.

Don't act on your desires and live a chaste and celibate life. You can't be an active homosexual and be Catholic. But you can be a celibate gay man and be Catholic.

Hey buddy, I didn't chose this lifestyle.

Are Catholics delusional enough to believe they can just ask nicely that people should never have sex? Do you really think that works? People will just live their lives without pleasure because you told them to?

There tends to be a bad rep around the air of celibate Catholic males.

kys or just keep being gay and do whatever gay people do with their lifes, I'm sure you can find a man who shares your views and is not a libtard

>I didn't choose to be a degenerate who wants to fuck dudes in asses and molest boys

Yes you did. And you did it because you are a sexual deviant.

I won't have sex because I can't find a wife. I try not to masturbate either. I spend my time reading and sometimes watch TV.

It's better to be chaste than to be a degenerate.

No problem. They will understand you. I have two good friends who are a gay couple. Kindest, most respectful, best dressed guys you could meet. Successful jobs, are Catholic, and avoid most of the LGBT community because they are basically called traitors (not sure if there is an LGBT equivalent to "uncle tom," but that is how they are regarded). It's a pity they're gay. They are what us girls call, "such a waste." :)

>try not to

There is a difference between hedonism and allowing yourself to experience pleasure

>butt sex between dudes is anything but hedonism

Be gay, just don't be degenerative - don't shove it in people's faces. Take a stand against violence - sure. But don't confuse tolerance with acceptance. Understand that homosexuality precludes the healthy family, and has a negative impact on ones people. That said, what group of people is still redeemable? At the end of the day never hate yourself for who you are, so long as you are being the best version of yourself you can be.

Catholic + gay = priest
It's an open secret that there's lot of gay sex in catholic seminaries

I was referring to masturbation and yeah, if you are monogamous, it isn't really hedonism.

Laying with another man as if he was a woman is clearly labeled as abomination in the bible. What you need to do is devote your life to science and God. Homosexuals are perverts, their sexuality serves nothing but themselves and their twisted fantasies. Repent for your past sins, and devote your life to God and science.

Snap out of it.

This is good advice, strive for something greater than faggotry.

catholicism is a cult. the gayness is not ur main problem

you need to follow Jesus, not man. Only Jesus can change your heart.
Catholicism doesn't know God, it only has an appearance of holiness.

Get a wife and beautiful children you dirty fag.

OP you are litterally supporting an enterprise that wouldn't mind throwing you in prison just for existing, if you want to find and attract gay people to your way of thinking you have to provide a platform that doesn't want to destroy them. Hook up culture and liberalism among gays is a product of the fact that the right hates us and wants to destroy us. The more of that mindset you peddle, the more you are going to push your target demographic away from your viewpoint.

OP the best thing you can do is relentlessly shill gay marriage, no matter what your retarde religious belief, marriage of gays is the chemo to hook up culture. shill it like no tomorrow among your conservative echo chambers. remember, Liberalism isn;t the real evil, Polarization is. It drives both ends of the political spectrum to even greater extremes, and thats exactly the kind of divide and conquer mentality the jews want

Gay conservatives exist, there are even communities of them.

yes, and thats exactly the kind of bullshit they've been lobbying for in our education system. I am liberal, I grew up in a liberal area, and our sexual education was non existant. we straight up did not have sex ed in any classroom in my public school because of their effect on our society. catholicism is cancer on many governments, and as much as I applaud their new stance on global warming, the biggest edge against it is birth control.

All Christianity is good, every denomination spreads the word and love of God. Catholics just believe that the forgiveness of Christ Jesus is not a gift. One must work for it, and devote himself in order to be saved.
My dilemma does not come from a conflict in my religion, it comes from a conflict in how the average and generic gay carries himself and how much of a cult being gay has become.

The only homophobic insults I've ever received is from other gays, because I don't act fruity, I don't have a lisp, and I don't wear pink.

Hey, Milo. Dick or gtfo.

Wouldn't be against this. I love everything about women other than their sex organs. Vaginas gross me out essentially.

tolerate a woman. Either that or seek out pic related.

I have a gay friend in the same predicament as you. The only solution is to date guys until you find a good one. About the gayness, you can't cure yourself. It's caused at birth by toxoplasmosis infecting your mother while you were in her womb. Good luck

This.
Duty Above Pleasure.

I just think being gay is a very deep fetish psychological issue

Stop watching porn

Get an exorcism or just deal with it and marry some Catholic chick.

Do you have any articles or anything I could read about that? Also best of luck to your friend.

odds are he doesn't toxoplasmosis is something to do with cats, cats are fucking everywhere so there should be way way more gay people if it was the cause

Its less gay if you want to bottom. r-right guys?

>I'm a hearty man
For u

>I'm a hearty man
Faggot

>electrical engineering
Faggot

>typical pol views
Faggot

>my love of God
Faggot

>I'm gay
Totally called it

Damn, you got me.

My ma didn't even own cats back then.