after forensic experts match it to fingers seen in horrific images online
>A paedophile who filmed himself abusing an 11-year-old girl was identified by his hand after forensic experts matched it to fingers seen in horrific images online.
>Police in Madrid, Spain say this is the first time such a technique has been used and represents a major breakthrough in catching criminals.
>The 57-year-old man repeatedly abused the little girl while her mother was out of the house.
>The paedophile carried out his attacks on a regular basis, first drugging his young victim with a powerful sedative which he mashed up in her food.
Forensics Experts definitely way more cooler than: - Sup Forums identifying anime by an ass or - Sup Forums identifying actress by feet
Blake Diaz
or Sup Forums who located a flag somewhere in america..
Christopher Morris
damn, reminds me to wear gloves in the future.
Nolan Ortiz
good ol' capture the flag
William Watson
That's weird, I was just comparing my thumbs to eachother whilst I was on the toilet and I come back to see this
Henry Lee
>in the future.
You're already fucked, mate.
Matthew Lopez
or just not film yourself doing something like that
or if you're gonna film it, don't share it with a bunch of ungrateful other pedos
Adam Reed
[insert police sketches of Podesta and his brother]
Yet they still can't find these guys.
Cooper Taylor
or just eat her and leave no evidence. fucking germans.
Grayson Smith
Sup Forums can find put who you are by your fucking sunglasses, this shit doesn't impress me anymore. Not after HWNDU season 3.
Jason Taylor
why not just not be a nonce
Joseph Hill
this
Nicholas Cruz
Good news. In the future method could be used to id masked Russian war criminals who fought in Ukraine and Syria.
Jason Hernandez
It's ok, macron'w wife is a lady that never get her gloves out to do the job
Tyler Flores
>tfw you now realize the tons of NEETS on Sup Forums are wasting their forensic talents shitposting on Sup Forums. >tfw I have no talents and still have a lucrative career doing not much and posting nothing of valuable nature on Sup Forums
Are neets just modern day unsung heroes?
Oliver Russell
Thats usually how it works. Theres a representitive quality trait in an otherwise commonly despised group.
Lies. They're intercepting everyone's communications but can't come out and say they are so when they want to take someone down like this pedo monster, they come up with a techno babble explanation. Same thing happened in WWII when the allies suddenly became a fuck ton better at hitting targets. The government started promoting the eating of carrots as being good for one's eyesight especially at night. Carrots don't do shit for eyesight but it was seen as a plausible reason for higher accuracy in bombing runs.
Blake Bailey
I don't bite my nails. It's a deformity. Look it up, Megan fox has them too
Thomas Long
wow, they looked at the hands of the mom's former partner (who was in prison). truly groundbreaking stuff here.
Ayden Hall
You would think some intelligence agency would verify this lead. Maybe the Russians did.
Asher Rodriguez
...
Christopher Torres
it's ok because the girl said she was a drawing though
Jonathan Miller
Good, kill all pedos. Children under 18 should be protected from perverts
Liam Myers
Damn...they'll go to far lengths to capture a white pedo but fuck all if he was Muslim.
Sucks being white this day and age.
William Price
This is Spain. Not Britain or Germany.
Caleb Watson
>Forensics Experts
fucking amateurs
Jeremiah Edwards
how do they identify someone by their fingers
do they have pics of every single person's fingers or what? I call bullshit, they probably identified the girl and then got him that way. much simpler if you only have a couple neighbors to check
Hunter Williams
fucking 17 government agencies cant produce single report, proving Russians hacked anything, that could be believable for journalists and regular people
Sup Forums can do bigger things for keks in a thread that janitors keep deleting
Bentley Lopez
i am just shiposting for completeness
Evan Harris
4/4
Brandon Morales
wow he should totally sue pepsi for false advertising.
Zachary Hall
they didn't identify him by his fingers. They just confirmed his identity because he was already a suspect. Read the article next time before you post it you faggot.
Brody Robinson
>- Sup Forums identifying anime by an ass or
I think you forgot about the gay blowjob.
Jeremiah Bennett
Give him the chair.
Eli Sanchez
People with short thumbnails should be executed. Just unaesthetic.