Be American

>be American
>join a "frat" because its the cool thing to do and al the movies say you get infinite bitches and parties
>instead drink an entire bottle of vodka to yourself and get shoved down 15 flights of stairs
>when one of hour bros notices youre dying he says that maybe someone should call 911
>bro gets pushed around and told "its under control"
>get slapped and backpacked to a couch while unconscious
>eventually die

Wow, college is a great investment

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He died because he behaved irresponsibly not because he went to college.

A retard like that would have died everywhere else eventually so who cares. One less cretin to worry about in life.

>t. Regretcuck

It's not bad at all if you have the slightest hint of a spine

>one less Chad in the world

Kek good riddance

I go to Penn State where this occurred. AMA
I hope they all get permanently banned.

>getting drunk from only 2L of vodka
fucking amateur

This

The gene pool just got better

In his defense he was still in school so he was probably like 20-21. I know I was an amateur at that age. I didn't end up dying though so maybe some people just arent meant to become professional alcoholics.

he shoulda just smoked weed desu senpai

Only one bottle? Thats like breakfast in Russia ffs.

I know that alcoholism rates in the U.S are less than most countries in Europe, but I feel like these autistic alcohol benders in which know one knows what to do are the result of our drinking age being 21.

I go to penn state, didn't even know about this, too busy listening to /cpd/

>be chad
>die

Justice has truly been served

Only if it was 0,5.
+ 0.5 is considered supper.

you'd think the liberals would have gotten fraternities banned

>Wow, college is a great investment

It is if you're not a complete fucking retard.
If you're going to college just to party and join a fraternity then you're better off just saving that money and partying without going to college. There is plenty of need for mechanics and the like in the world.

>join a "frat" because its the cool thing to do

Stopped reading there. If you're going to be influenced like this by the time you reach college, you're a waste.

>Retard wasn't smart enough to throw up
>Retard killed himself on a staircase
>Somehow frat boys are evil for putting a passed out dude who was breathing in a comfy bed
Somehow they are murderers for not recognizing an invisible TBI in a sleeping drunk.

I never saw the appeal in a fraternity. The people in them seem so fake and plastic. Same goes for the women dating them.

>inb4 hurr durr angry neckbeard

I actually had a very good social life before and on college. Plenty of friends, had my fair share of girls and social events... yet I never liked the "bro" mentality that's perpetuated in movies and overall American culture.

Lawsuits will eventually kill all frats. Good riddance

>paying to have friends
deserved it imo

sounds like he rushed a bottom tier

too bad

Frats are for networking with graduates.

It is so an alumni will hire you.

Stay salty you dirty geeds

The media sure loves to latch onto any of these cases involving fraternities. Frats in general represent every thing (((they))) hate.

This

Every frat fag i meet was picked on in HS and now thinks hes the man.

>being a degenerate
>nepotism

(((They))) are all about that

Believe me, that's not the dumbest way to die while intoxicated by a long shot.

This
Had a roomate in college who was in a frat but he was a gigantic faggot. Ended up being friends with a bunch of guys in the same frat. Beaner roomate couldn't afford dues anymore and they called everyone in the frat in to a room and told them they're no longer allowed to hang out with him. Tell friends it sounds like paying for friends but they were in too deep to even care.

Also, if the frat does something you do it, goodbye freedom

>a single bottle
and i bet it was some commercial 30% piss not grandpa's good ole homemade

>implying getting blackout drunk is part of the syllabus or some shit
kys

You type like a chink.

His neck is huge. Was he jacked?

When you realize that "gene pool " has literally 0 influence on YOUR life.

Darwinism wasn't meant to be a moral message in the first place, but a description of animal species based on simple statistic.

Also, free market capitalism (spencerism a.k.a social darwinism was partly intended to be a justification of it) is based on individualism and egoism, which contradicts the idea of general interest. But if general interest is bullshit, "amelioration of the human species" is bullshit too!

Greek life is the pit of normie degeneracy.

Nothing was lost.

>entire bottle of vodka
So was he disabled? How can a man lose control after one bottle?

For example i once knew a guy, who got drunk and decided to "prank" his gf by staging his suicide by hanging himself on a scarf. It turned out he was much better at knots while drunk than sober and the slight girl couldn't lift his dumb giant ass even for an inch. So he died right before her eyes and send her to a mental hospital.
She was nice enough but she never really recovered and got messed up by drugs later. And that dipshit couldn't recover from being dead as you imagine.

That's what happens when you're a retard.

nydailynews.com/news/national/family-blames-fraternity-hazing-death-california-state-university-student-article-1.1855313

this happened to a qts I know cousin she is FAT and I want to fuck her

but frats are gay and circle jerky.
caters to the dick sucking culture/cucklodry in the workforce

>retarded kid does retarded shit and dies

wow the travesty

Christ lad...

he looks like a swarthy guinea nigger, no loss

>It is if you're not a complete fucking retard.
>If you're going to college just to party and join a fraternity then you're better off just saving that money and partying without going to college.
I guarantee you these frat guys get better jobs than the kids who "study hard" or whatever. All their dads are rich and they get each other hooked up in good positions. Partying is the true redpill. Studying is for Asians and low class whites who end up working as cogs and computer janitors in Chad's megacorp, while he makes seven figures, continues to party, and marries the girl you tried to hit on in calc 1.

>not getting drunk from 2l of vodka
It's a sign that you should definitely kill yourself.

>I guarantee you these frat guys get better jobs than the kids who "study hard" or whatever.

>Rich kids/trust fund babies will be rich no matter what they do!

You're a fucking genius, you know that right?

One of my problems with capitalism.

how do you die from just one bottle? I'm srs here. That's enough to get you fucked up, border line blackout, but kill you? He had to have had more than that.

>the epitome of a GDI

t. McDonald's manager

Off the wifi and back to work, Travay L'shawn is waiting on her Big Mac.

fucking bitter GDIs ITT. I can tell who didn't get a bid.

He must have been going empty stomach.

>When you realize that "gene pool " has literally 0 influence on YOUR life.
Manlet detected.

>joining sadistic alcohol gang because you can't make friends the normal way

Nothing of value was lost.

Probably might have something to do with being shoved down 15 flights of stairs.

Depends on the person I guess. I wouldn't rate my chances with a whole bottle of vodka.

you'd be surprised how little it takes to pass out and choke to death or something if you don't have much tolerance

>hope they all get permanently banned
>not hoping that everyone learns a lesson on how to responsibly drink and hold their alcohol in a respectable manner and becomes more civilized in the process
>wanting instead for people to be accountable for other peoples actions because it was their fault that some idiot drank to extreme excess and died

Yeah, outside of the college world, this dude would've done the same and just been left in some alley behind a bar. No one would've heard about it. Shit happens a lot, no one cares about degenerates who can't be responsible.

He was weak

We never had anyone die, couple of concussions or broken bones.

Pussy didn't deserve to live

>here is a random photo off the internet

>i will now pull a story out of my ass

nice sources you fucking cuck

>When you realize that "gene pool " has literally 0 influence on YOUR life.
>not having a family or caring for something greater than yourself such as the future of our society

fuckin sandniggers

I think it's a tragic shame regardless of wealth. It must have hurt his family to lose a son or brother like that.

Link/proof or you're a lying jew

B-but weed is bad for you!

>retard dies in frat
>WOW FRATS SUCK
>WOW COLLEGE SUCKS

t. awkwardfag
t. poorfag
t. dumbfag

He did have more. They ran a "gauntlet" of beer wine and vodka multiple times.

nytimes.com/2017/05/05/us/penn-state-fraternity-death-timothy-piazza.html
Dumbass

>having Stockholm's symdrome for frat bro who raped you

oh look we got a Mary over here...

That's not "capitalism," it's human nature. Nepotism has existed in every society in history, even the least capitalist, and it always will exist. Iron law of oligarchy is a fact of life.

It goes both ways. Got a random roommate my freshman year, he ended up being my best friend. He joined a frat, but 4 years later, were still best friends and talk every other day or so.

He would invite me to his fraternity parties, and on a few occasions, he got me invited to sorority formals (generally, whoever his date's sorority sister needed a date).

He is a total bro.

frats are about "deconstructing white patriarchal values" and not even about partying anymore

and to think the drinking age in this country used to be 18. Its easy to blame your parents for being stupid assholes and starting the whole drunk driving thing, but it seems that teenagers have only gotten dumber when it comes to alcohol. How hard is it to not drink yourself to death every weekend? Fucking idiots

Yeah, half the gay porn I watch is made by Frats so why would Sup Forums be defending these things?

>Pedo State

should've closed down after all the rhythmic slapping with the little boys

>the state's flagship university
>3.6 billion dollar endowment
>99,000 enrollment

yeah right

Frats seem so fucking gay desu. I thought about rushing freshman year but it's not worth it. You have to pay to join a boys club of sweaty lax playing assholes and suck a pig's dick in initiation ? No thanks. If I want limitless alcohol, I can fucking buy it. If I want weed, I can get my own or smoke with my friends. If I want girls, we met girls on our own that were more interesting than your cookie cutter sorority slut that goes to frat parties. Glad I didn't join that shit.

>b-b-but the pussy bro
Yeah if you're joining a frat you're more interested in the dicks probably

Man we're way overdue for a war.

I never understood frats. You're basically renting yourself out to a bunch of strangers who will make you do humiliating things to yourself. Hookers probably have less shame

Or the radiation is getting too high. Fuck those stimpaks

frats are gay as fuck. i overheard two frat leaders talking in the computer about how "some of the bros weren't putting in work" they sounded like such faggots man.

tell me pic related doesn't scream repressed homosexuality

>Be American
>Be an imbecil
>die

If you look into Greek history among a bunch of fraternities, most of their founders were a bunch of confederate or union soldiers. And fairly based, the fraternities are a link to a long forgotten time of tradition. Tradition wrapped in WHITE culture, most people who have never joined a fraternity will rush to say OMG degeneracy and all they do is throw parties and bang sluts, but theirs a lot more to that, but you probably will never understand if you weren't in fraternity because you feel for the join frats is lame meme. Or you pay for your friends, but mostly any club of value you join will have dues. But again if you were never in a house you wouldn't understand what the money is for or what it goes to because you just will never get Greek life because you aren't apart of it. Greek life is like Sup Forums, and being a non Greek is like being a redditor who doesn't visit Sup Forums but can explain Sup Forums.

classic argument from shitskins

LMAO, it is funny that he died like that.

idk how they wear those fruity colors

shit is gay for sure

>the fraternities are a link to a long forgotten time of tradition.

that may be true, but that doesn't mean that contemporary fraternities are anything like fraternities from a few decades ago. Too much drugs/alcohol/degeneracy now. I don't believe it was normal for this many pledges to die each year

Frats and sororities are nothing more than dudebros and bitches wasting time and money doing retarded shit that would get any other student slapped off campus faster than they could call their richmoney parents to fund a lawsuit

Yeah its great that muslims don't drink and do drugs right? They will fix your stagnant birth rate
>a fucking leaf

because its "prep" and the preppy clothing stores like Vineyard Vines keep making them

as much as I'm against drugs, I think going completely straight edge is a bit overboard. There's nothing wrong with alcohol in moderation.

Haha, looks like someone is insecure with their sexuality :^)

I bet you're a raging closet homosexual yourself.

...

Drugs and alcohol maybe be true but then again that's just how colleges in general are this day in age way more drugs and alcohol, you don't have to be a member of a house to realize that theirs just way more of that going on in campus.

then that's just too bad, because it isn't supposed to be like that

Why does all of this shit happen at my alma mater? For fucks sake, this is almost as stupid as that time a girl was dancing drunk on a table in front of a window and fell out of it from 3 stories up.
The borough's response was to mandate higher bars on apartment windows and balconies.
Don't get me started on the riots in 2011 when I was there too.
And they wonder why I don't give them any alumni donation shekels or join any of their societies.

On a lighter note, the girls ass is hawt

Also most fraternity houses have strict policies more so then your average, dorm room, because they know if they fuck up their whole house is fucked.

>Don't get me started on the riots in 2011 when I was there too.

tell us a story

it's american miller light vodka®, so probably around 4% alcohol