Brit/pol/ - Are May edishion

>Rudd undermines May's message on immigration: Tories to extend mass migration
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/immigration-target-conservative-manifesto-government-amber-rudd-drop-the-target-open-britain-a7722741.html
archive.is/duYMS

>Hunt on damage control on NHS policy; blames EU conspiracy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481810/Jeremy-Hunt-says-EU-countries-want-UK-fail.html
archive.is/rrfRG

>Green-LibDem pacts reinforce coaliton of chaos
order-order.com/2017/05/05/green-libdem-deals-to-help-olney-and-cable/
archive.is/9T1pI

>EU Divorce Bill factchecked
fullfact.org/europe/eu-divorce-bill/
archive.is/FZkC3

>Government taken to court over air pollution policy failure
theguardian.com/environment/2017/may/06/appalling-air-pollution-plan-new-court-battle
archive.is/qr7Nb

>Corbyn's 'think of the children' speech to teachers
off-guardian.org/2017/05/07/the-future-of-our-children-jeremy-corbyns-speech-on-education-policy/
archive.is/K7lhe

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Why aren't you selling your semen for profit britpol?

Trapped in a cumbubble

May will keep the below 100,000 immigration promise unlike that Cameron cuck, right guys?

Why would you want to?

At the train station lads

Whos the next Labour leader lads? Andy Burnham or Chuck an 'Ammer ?

ANYCUNT UP ITT LIKE SLIPPING THE MISSUS THE RODGER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

profit

Think I'm still member of UKIP officially because i got excited and bought 5 year membership before last election to give them some money.

Kind of want to campaign for Tories tho

Don't jump mate, there are better ways to go.

What you doing at a train station lad?

Not worth it.

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Why not

*Start fucking women*

I looked into it and the sperm bank I checked only gave you compensation for travel, and so you can't really make any profit from it so far as I know.

Why?

I'm a balding manlet in a family with a history of Alzheimer and Parkinsons, it's not worth ruining a little kiddies life before they're even born.

>tfw already miss her

I don't think anyone would buy my semen

That's good content, did you make it?

>Brits
>human

Haven't had the internet/TV for a few days. Work colleagues in Scotland are saying May is going to destroy/close down the NHS? what have I missed?

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No, think Designated Leftist did.

Having kids run around who will never know you and you will never know is just wrong imo. Particularly if some dyke bints use your jizz to indoctrinate some poor child with your genes.

Sold my semen when I turned 18 and recently got a call from the prospective mother thanking me.

>I never liked my fingers anyway

I'm the user from March. I had a physchotic episode the other week and got released from hospital after diagnosis and meds. I slashed my arms up pretty bad with a kitchen knife and I'm practically done now. 4 years of a relationship with the best girl I've ever known and she's left me. I'll never find that again

The human cucks know, shut it down!

>It's great having a Father…. Knowing that he'll always be there for me.
t.Harvey Price

Can she make any facial expressions that don't make her look like a rat?

That's her establishing contact so she can sue for paternity when everything goes tits up

Mate, don't do it by train, be reasonable. Go out with some dignity, helping out your fellow Brits - off a few pakis before you go.

Yeah, sounds fucked mate. Should just jump.

jokes on her I sold the semen for some thatchers and have like 20 quid to my name

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I've got a BBC and it needs Rimmers arse

You will be voting for The Greens, The party that clearly states environmental policy, right lads?

I have Infatuation-Psychosis for mummy

What is with all the depressing crazy bennies suicider '''''''people''''''' today fuck off
not comfy

Please don't KYS user. What station are you at?

Not to sound like a cunt or anything but dont do it. If you are at least go out in a suicide attack on merkel or something youll be in history books

Frankly I'd burn the whole countryside to the fucking ground until the island is a scorched wasteland before I'd let those fucks in.

>mummy may peeking at your browsing history

>Oooohhhhh Eva
>Oohhhh Adolf
>Oohhhhhhh Eva
>OOOHHHHHHH ADOLF!!!!!

I know that the gentlemen in the enemy camp may think of me however they like. I consider it beneath me to try to change the minds of these gentlemen.

What did he mean by this?


youtube.com/watch?v=HeKDcazGa1A

No trains after 11 usually

Watch yourself

why don't they stick to their message? do they really think the LGBTIQA+ are a big voting bloc? if only they realised that the globalist agenda forces factories to less environmentally-conscious nations...

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Whenever she makes a face like that it makes me think of the Japs in WW2 propaganda.

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Weight and height

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I can't beleive this motherfucker piss fetishist took the girl i love away from me

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Racial Holy War

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Last time I was measured 6 foot 1, I think I am 6ft though.

Post pic of ex

He looks like a fucking ghoul. Like someone took the piss in the mount & blade character creator.

You really should rename Facebook images..

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Fuck off.

You need to be a power doner to get near the profit region - really get the most out of those covered travel expenses.

Like everything else, if you want to be good it involves specialised gear - pumps, lubes, bands, braces, beakers and compressed air are the basic musts.

I can squeeze out £15 a day at my current rate, and I've only been comitted to my testicular-expansion programme for 3 months.

The pain subsides once the nerve endings become shredded - which takes between 3-6 weeks depending on your endurance peaks.

This.

.......and weight

This is Cardiff. By 5am the city is spotless again.

Business Idea. Start up a pol gofundme to create a private militia in Italian Waters to shoot down migrants

That's fucking horrifying.

I knew a girl whos BF killed himself via train because she finished with him, stole all her potted-plants from her front garden at night and placed them on the car roofs all the way down her street, popped a few pills, walked down to the station bridged and jumped off as a train was comming, her mum had to go and identify the body, it wasn't nice I believe.

Not even making this up.

>but we'll do it this time
why don't I believe it any more? do we really need a paradigmatic shift, lads? is fascism a meme or not? I can't tell any more

yeah you will don't be a twat

Take responsibility for this. Now.

>tfw you just realised 4chanx has a kikebook link function when kikebook file name images are posted
kikebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156893720850431

power doners are alright but i tend to go for chicken nuggets with cheesy chips

I made a batch of scones.

What should I top them with?

you realize most of the mudslimes coming into the uk have nothing to do with the eu and are because of Britain allowing people from the commonwealth to immigrate, and allowing British residents to bring over family members right? Why are people focusing on the strawman of the eu and not the actual source of your countrus cancer?

Btw its easy to fuck it up and just get pinned and end up paralysed. Then not only are you depressed, you're also unable to do anything, especially unable to kill yourself.

Cream and jam you fucking mong, the only thing reasonable.

who makes scones at this hour?

Ha hahah. He's got downs syndrome. You must be really ugly, user.

seconded

In a relationship with a girl who lives in Denmark.

Why does brit/pol/ attract so many weird liars?

>d.u.b.s decide
cum

Why aren't you guys voting UKIP? Why are you voting tory?

Raspberry jam and squirty cream.

Hey...that's me!

UKIP is kill

Shit this is just 2 months.

inability to stop people bringing family members over is based in EHCR law, so its to do with EU

unironically hope they drowned

Jacob took your girlfriend?

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