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first for selling semen and blood
1st for mummy
>He doesn't listen to comfy Joe
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If someone says they'll kill themselves and then kill themselves, there is no burden on you.
On who would you trust to protect the NHS:
T. May: 42%
J. Corbyn: 39%
On who would you trust to negotiate the best Brexit deal for Britain:
T. May: 62%
J. Corbyn: 20%
On who would you trust to manage the economy:
T. May: 62%
J. Corbyn: 21%
On who would you trust to promote a fairer society:
T. May: 46%
J. Corbyn: 37%
LADS I JUST FOUND OUT IM WELSH
Did suicideanon finally do it?
First for tonguing Rimmers anus
I do nothing with my life but shitpost on the web and I fucking hate it. I want to quit but I'm like a drug addict.
It's ruining my fucking life!
A f-friendly reminder that the Gael is observing your upcoming election well and will get headpats from all of you when Mummy May sweeps the nation blue.
First for I'm not fucking first
Late night Happening's over the channel.
My condolences.
Still, better than being American.
Ooof, 3 posts before archive
tl;dr thanks based user
First for comfy Hitler
A lovely glass of whole milk before bed, night lads
>try to do simple maths
>brain fog descends
I'm in favour of grammars even if I can't go to them. Nobody should be forced into the hell I was.
He did it mate. Burst like a rotten peach.
can confirm
Legalise Guns
Honestly don't understand how the numbers could even be 20% on economic matters for Corbyn
This must purely be retarded teenagers
I'm going to make my own blueberry scones tomorrow.
2bh I'm pretty annoyed I had to make it. Usually it get's made about 15 posts after the bump limit.
Listened to Shirley Manson and Guy Riche at work.
Guy Richie seems kinda cool.
Good for the bowels lad, Keep ya strong through the night
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B B F C
B
F
C
Nee naw nee naw!
Woo woo
This.
Hmmmmmmm
Anyone seen Labour's new pledge to abolish NHS parking fees?
>Yes and Ho
What do we think? Good idea? Bad idea?
Why aren't you guys voting UKIP? The Tories support multiculturalism and white genocide. This will never change.
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That is a nice gun.
Lol sweet picture
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>LADS I JUST FOUND OUT IM WELSH
I've laughed so hard I've snorted.
Am I going to hell?
Nice digits btw.
I've sent the following message to Jacob too - can't think of anything else we could do unless anyone has any other suggestions:
>I'm really sorry to bother you, but someone on an anonymous messaging site indicated that you stole his girlfriend and he's threatened suicide. The guy is based in Britain, and this might be some kind of sick joke. However, if that is not the case, then I thought I'd best alert someone.
I'm betting on false alarm.
Well done, user. Have a Harvey as a way of saying Thanks.
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>voting
I will not keep posting this.
Wildey's here!
I've heard that if you stop bathing your brain in the dopamine that constant web usage feeds it with it goes away.
t) = 4ab – 1
People born in 1998 can now vote, we now have to live with that retarded fucking generation voting until their deaths.
It's just going to clog the car parks with people that want free parking to go to the shops.
If they do something to crack down on that, then I'm all for it. Maybe they can validate your parking in the hospital or something.
All fiat money is a worthless interest payment. How many boomers know India surpassed the UK under the watchful eye of the pigfucker party? There is something about pee these guys like. We had jerry bance. And ofc there is pissbed-gate
I'm gonna be a Brit!
Here's the rundown on the France happening.
Gunmen opened fire on a train between stations, clearly carriage by carriage, now that it's pulled into the station police are sweeping the area.
Zzzz
ANIME NONCES OUT!!!
How's Jahans doing these days?
It's too late now, I am reliant on it.
Put the shop really, really far away?
He has reached a plateau of misery.
together with a starting value of x1 = -2 to obtain a root of the equation x2 - 4x - 8 = 0 accurate to one decimal place.
x(x - 3) = 1(x - 3) + 11
so x2 - 3x = x + 8
so x2 - 4x - 8 = 0
b) x1 = -2
x2 = 1 + 11 (substitute -2 into the iteration formula)
-2 - 3
= -1.2
x3 = 1 + 11 (substitute -1.2 into the above formula)
-1.2 - 3
= -1.619
x4 = -1.381
x5 = -1.511
x6 = -1.439
x7 = -1.478
therefore, to one decimal place, x = 1.5 .
That it is.
Been a shitshow of guests the last month. Going to listen to Guy Ritchie later
>France votes for more terrorism
>They get more terrorism
Quelle surprise.
Whos to bet this will be a pol autist and it will be recycled as a talking point for leftists for literally the next five years, like Breivik sometimes still is even
>"When it's at your house"
Classic line.
Pretty much my thoughts. Check out the BBC News comments section, Labour get fucking slaughtered with bants every time it gets opened.
Except if you know them in a professional capacity I guess.
the fucking state of france
bomb the channel tunnel
remove baguette
Take a break from the internet
Stop watching porn forever
Dont wank every day
Stop drinking fizzy drinks
Start eating healthy, low-GI foods
Take multivitamins
After all that even runts can at least get up to calculus
FFS it is still about EU and migrants, as if it can solve paki and economy problems. BTW Mr May is jew, she's just a power hungry frigid cuckoo
Do you really think any party being in government in this country would have an effect on the huge growth rate of the Indian economy?
We still have a deficit from 2008 for christ's sake, we have bigger issues
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Why is the Paris terrorist attack not breaking on BBC, Sky or RT?
Nah, I mean that hospitals are usually in cities, and there are shops and malls nearby.
Lads would you mind telling me some good news? Just anything really.
Maybe OP is still a faggot or something else.
you cannot repress your love for anime forever
I only don't do the first one.
Oh I know. That deficit is back breaking on the currency probably. What's going on with this fine or levy thing for muh EU turkeys?
Literally who are these two dudes, and why should I care?
Serious btw. If these dudes are interesting, I'll watch the entire thing while playing Civ V all night.
In reference to this thread
Welsh are based mate. It's the Scots and Irish you should worry about.
>frigid
dont think so lad
>"Why is the (((Mainstream Media))) not reporting on the obvious fallout from the agenda (((They)))'ve been pushing for decades?"
Gee, I don't know. Why could that be?
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Until everyone is sound asleep. If there is a terror attack they day after they stop shilling Macron, it kind of turns people to Front Nationale
Tunnocks desu.
I think everyone is jumping the gun with this "Happening" give it some time.
Do you speak Welsh? What part of Wales do you live in?
Fuck off, this is why everybody hates Americans.
>Guy Ritchie
Actually surprized me, i expected him to be a typical left beta cuck, he did after all shack up with madonna, actually seems like he is kind of a manly man.
Maybe its an act i dunno, i know he is meant to be from significantly upper class roots, but he just seems like a well educated one of the lads desu.
Maybe he got sick of madge bringing home orphaned black kids every couple of years.
Magpies mate for life. That always cheers me up
The last episode of Once Upon a Time is full of singing ...
>LADS I JUST FOUND OUT IM WELSH
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>UKIP 0 net migration
Has Nuttal lost the fucking plot? Does he WANT UKIP to get less than 5%? what the fuck is he doing lads? Tory voters are going to ever be pushed that far to the right if anything they'll look at UKIP like dontotuchcanceraidsbnp
We will likely be dead within 3 years
Saved, I will use it daily.
Morning lads.
It was me. I backed out because I'm a coward and the Virgin trains stopped running tonight anyway. Thanks for the concern though. There's no way to prove I'm the user from the previous thread, but you'd just have to take my word for it. I took a trip fags advice and called Samaritans
That is oddly heartwarming.
What are they singing user?
Reddit invaded between Brexit and now. Can't believe nu-Brit/pol/ is seriously voting T O R I E S.