Let's play Canadian Crack Shack or Mansion!

First one.

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Crack Shack

Wrong!

Second one.

Damn. How is that considered a mansion?

See price.

kek, I have seen shacks in favelas who looked better than that.

but the nigger crack heads are squatting in it

What a waste of a perfectly good home. Id love that thing I'd make it my empire

Lets play American McMansion!

YOu retards buy a 20000$ house on credit with a $2000 down payment and it falls down in 15 years!

You also buy $70000 trucks because you are absolute fucking morons and dont realize its a immediate depreciating asset!

Then you complain about your country being in debt!

Please, Americans, shoot yourselves in the fucking face ASAP..

Crack shack, 30 grand max

I see the price. Is it just the area? The house looks like middle class at best.

+1million easy

Wrong again!

Hongcouver

Off by a bit

no need to get so butthurt over the fact that americans have superior housing

Remember these prices are in Canadian play money. It would cost about $50,000 USD.

How do Canadians in these cities even live? Do they all just live in apartments their entire lives?

This country is doomed.

>spoiler alert: they're all mansions

Third one.

>$20000 house
poorfag education

You sound like a talking piece of shit.
Where do you get your facts?
$20,000 house?
$70,000 truck?

Fourth one

That looks like a crack shack.

Rent or live at home seems to be the norm

Mansion

Yeah, it actually is. Couldn't find a picture without any niggers in it.

>Norwegian education

>Personal debt somehow translates to national debt.

Fucking mansion with backyard.
3mi+ if in Toronto

Close.

I agree. The outside looks like shit but it has at least 2 stories and an attic.

Fifth one.

What a fucking dirty scrapyard.

....m...mansion..?? jesus christ

Wait, that looks like a shit store...
So, crack shack?

Sixth one.

Mansion

But Canada is beautiful.

The store's not for sale. It's the little lot in front of it.

$6,888,000

This is actually nice, any more photos of it?

It's a trap. This is the crack shack.

Correct!

SUB PRIME CRISIS WHEN?

jesus christ canada here in texas you can get a nice 4 bedroom 2 story house in the 200,000s

What fucking lot on front of what?
That little gay ass sign you're talking about? U fucking mad or what

It's the first one that looked like a multi-million dollar home.

>It's the little lot in front of it.
wat
You can't be serious.

4 mil for the sign and the 10 sq ft of concrete. It's a steal

WTF is going on over there?!

Chinks buy up all the land

That's central PA. A truck worth 3x as much as your trailer

Please take me in. I hate this country.

7th one.

>running away instead of fixing your country
you sound African
2 million

How many square feet are these?

This can't be real

Close!

2440 Sqft

8th one.

it sadly is, I live in the area

How much is that in real money?

4.5 mil

1.5m

Fuck off. Canada can't be fixed. Oh Mad Max will only take 250k immigrants instead of 320k? Oh wow!

>How do Canadians in these cities even live?

They don't, those houses are empty and traded back and fourth between chinamen.

1 mil

Crack shack

sure it is. China has been buying Vancouver out for awhile now. BUT not all of Canada is like this

All candidates suck, I never said I supported Max.

Do you live in someone's basement, or is your house also worth millions of dollars?

$3.6 million

800k

Canada is a gigantic money laundering operation.

‘Corrupt Elite' Laundering Money In Canadian Housing: Report
huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/31/money-laundering-real-estate-transparency-international_n_15725728.html

Close!

Wrong!

Why the fuck are you so mad Norway, No ones even shitting on you here.
But because we are on the subject, there are houses in negtroit that are a few bucks or less, it all depends on area. same for cars, I got a shitty one for 2,000 from some old guy in the country who wanted rid of it, havent had a problem since.
also
>reddit spacing

9th.

mfw my muslim immigrant owns 2 multi million $ houses in montreal and ottawa, plus an appartement building in downtown ottawa that we rent for cucks.
trully love multicultiralism

>meanwhile in TX
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mansion

5 million

My house is around 2m now.
2 million

+2mil if that's in Vancouver

Mansion

5mil

3.6 mil USD

3.6 million us

yes

fug

hey...we are not all like that, no credit cards, no car loan, no mortgage payment paid cash for car and home...just by only what I can afford cash

Whats happening is the government is liking the taxes(and tax increase in housing) so they've let people from overseas, mainly Hong Kong, launder their money through our real estate...

10

THEY ARE ALL MANSIONS. HAHAHA THE CHINESE ARE RUINING YOUR COUNTRY.

either im old or youre high

that looks like a 500k to me

>1 floor plus basement
>nearly 4.5mil
God damn, I imagined that was in BC, but wew lad
900k tops

3m
its only in hongcouver and a few other cities

Jesus please let this be crack shack

its the land that makes the house millions

Are you planning to sell and move somewhere cheaper before collapse? What are some affordable decent places in Canada?

Mansion. Only because of the surrounding houses. Looks like that house was taken out of a ghetto.

>its only in hongcouver and a few other cities
So basically all your cities?