Offensive Joke Thread

The most fucked-up jokes you can think of.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why

why

yo yid mama so fat they had to push her smoke up the chimeny.

> (You)
>why
Get fucked ya cunt

Q what causes paedophillia?

ey jump off ya boong

loli

> (You)
>ey jump off ya boong
Cunt

Correctomundo... sexy kids

>(((9/11)))
>joke

Australians

> (You)
>>(((9/11)))
>>joke
Whoa. Thats hardcore

>Americans

Working women.

This is a fucked up joke

I have a cure which will end Down syndrome.

>zyklon b

>How do you fit 6million jews in a BMW
>In the ashtray

Always been my favourite.

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meh
>how do we know santa isnt a jew
>he goes DOWN the chimney
is better

What's black and blue and hates sex?

The four year old in the trunk of my car

>What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
You take a pizza out of the oven

>How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's cock taste like blood

What do you call a monkey with bacon and eggs on its head?
A gorilla

>Hey guys its biggie cheese

Not cruel enough. That's like a PG Holocaust joke

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well then

knock knock

no, it's
>how many jews can you fit in a car?
>four, two in the back seat, two in the front seats, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened

But I'm pretty sure Santa goes up the chimney, too. If he enters through the chimney, then he probably leaves through it as well.

Who's there?

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GESTAPO!!!!!!

Gestapo who?

What's bald and 30 feet long?
A conga-line in the cancer ward.
What's bald and 15 feet long?
The same conga-line 2 weeks later.

Gestapo who?

Who had a foot amputated?

you ruined it.

What happens when you stab a baby 30 times?
You get over 30 places to stick your dick

Why is it difficult to break up with Japanese girl?

You have to drop bomb twice before she gets the message

Speak English you cuck

No. (((you))) ruined it

That image

>a joke

That's how the jews turned against the Goyim.

What do you do after fucking the worlds tightest pussy? Put the diaper back on.

I'm guessing nobody noticed your flag.

That's good shit.

best one in the thread

oh there's a ton of those
IE yo mama so fat they had to gas her with a crop duster

Jews blaming everyone else, nothing new

Checkd and kekd

keked at the second one, proper pizza joke for jews

>whats the difference between a oizza and a jew?
Pizza's don't scream when you cook them in the oven.

>why do you wrap electrical tape around a hamster?

so it doesn't split when you fuck it!

This is where you counter claim, justifiably, that Jews ruined Germany

That's another punchline desu

>what's better than winning gold in the special olympics?
not being retarded

>what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. you already told that bitch twice

How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear after raping her.

Black Jews have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.

When do Jews give a tip?
At a briss.

A jew, a Mexican, and a nigger walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out of my bar."

why are blacks fast?
all the slow ones are in jail

why are mexicans slow?
all the fast ones are in the USA

etc etc

Why do niggers have nightmares?

The last one with a dream was shot

Knock knock.

thats some comfy calibre shitposting user

What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead nigger on the road?

There's tire tracks around the dog

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

*cocks shotgun*
whoooooooo's there :D

Go away or I'll shoot you

Why do niggers walk with a limp

You would too if you had to dodge a coathanger for 9 months

9/11

How many nigs would a nig nog nog if a nig could nog nigs

Nice

Why are niggers tall?

What happens when a nigger looks up his family tree?

A gorilla shits on his face

Niggers can't count

Because their knee-grows.

Because their knee grows.

I won't forget.

shit

Nope.

Answer is none cuz he didnu nuffin

What's faster than a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a coupon

Underrated

My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours.
I said, "Why are you so upset? It's just hair... I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

what's the biggest jew dillemma?
discount pork

Why are Jews circumcised?

Why are chimps always sad?

Because they know in 5 million years they'll be niggers.

Fucking Jews ruined the punchline.

The challenger mission was sponsored by 7 up, then they switched to ocean spray.

What was on the radio when princess Diana died?
Her face.

How do you get a one-armed polack out of a tree?

Wave at him

Because Jewish women won't take anything that's at least 20% off.

How do you stop a polack tank

Shoot the guy pushing it

kek

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

jew girls like things 20% off

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After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.

What do you call a Jewish insurance company?

Urban city movers.

waht do you get when you crossbreed a jew and a demon?

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a purebred jew

What do you get when you cross a black person with a chimpanzee??
a retarded chimpanzee

and what do you get when you cross a nig with a gorilla?

HEY FUCK YOUR FAT ASS

could you get arrested for having that type of pic on ur hard drive?

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