Live in a desert full of poisonous wildlife

>live in a desert full of poisonous wildlife
>summer temperatures get hotter than hell
>have no culture to speak of (listening to AC/DC while drinking Crown Lager does not count as "culture")
>was once a British colony
>now an American colony
>soon to be a Chinese colony
>no jobs or economy outside of the mining sector
>no real freedom of speech, nanny state regs everywhere
Just nuke this shithole and be done with it.

Are you daft cunt.

Nuke Australia, mutant emus yeah fucking great idea.

Well this burns

Don't forget the worst one, the people

>>have no culture to speak of (listening to AC/DC while drinking Crown Lager does not count as "culture")
WRONG

Be fair, user; it was a British prison. Australia is populated by the descendants of criminals. It's no wonder shitposting is all they're known for.

Confirmed. The British are ashamed to have given birth to this monstrosity called Australia.

worse yet

nuke australia and you might get giant mutant abos!

Please please don't harm those Kangaroos they're my favorite animal after Penguins and Giraffes.
Australian civilians for sure.

Melbourne is acceptable, maybe western Sydney too.