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Strong and Stable laws against pornography
"It's [current year]" already mentioned at the Labour campaign launch.
Ban anime, virgins, and those who live with their parents
Are the chances of me getting a gf strong and stable?
Whos watching ian lavery speak rn? Whats your thoughts?
He has a point, why ARE people getting poorer? Theyre not working less hard
Corbyn will do even worse in the election than polls suggest. Don't underestimate the amount of Labour voters switching.
Happy liberation day to my fellow Channel Island lads no matter where you may be.
His voice tone alone makes me think he's LARPing as some early 20th century radical.
>tfw Tezza is dragging us all kicking and screaming into a golden of sexual morality
PARTY OF THE ENVIRONMENT
Censored genitals porn when?
Jeremy Corbyn is the type of guy to say "Flip off!"
Is he ok?
>THAT MUST END comrades
>COMRADES
HE SAID IT
HE SAID IT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Looking forward to May on The One Show lads?
Nothing we haven't heard many times before. it's frankly quite boring actually, Labour don't change their tone.
Also he just fucking said 'comrades' unironically.
Ban under 30s then?
Come on, get real, this isn't America where houses cost less than alcohol. People can't afford them in the South.
>comrades
That's the Eastern Yuro vote gone down the toilet
>implying they can even vote
Damn have I missed it?
Just rewind BBC one a few minutes.
Fucking hell, when did they add I and A to it?]And why the fuck is Vincent from Pulp fiction holding up the sign on the left?
Terrifying prospect.
Pornography is one of my favourite albums by the Cure. Why should there be lawas against it?
I'm sure it's pretty inspiring to people who are already Marxist. Playing to the gallery.
>He criticises others who are struggling to pay bills while working full time jobs and "dole scum" despite living with mummy and daddy rent free
Can you say... fucking hypocrite?
I moved out of my parents at 16 and I live in the South. There is no excuse.
Chumbawumba speech
>now here's Hailey from Corrie
Wow they are really scraping the barrel here.
Reminder that Labour people practice their working class voices before speaking to the plebs
It's the best album by the Cure, lad. Decent taste.
>tfw your toastie machine has skidmarks on it
Kek, this guy is actually serious.
>unaware that Blair ruined this country
>wants to move to Sweden
My God.
Any update on the train lad from last night?
>right side of history
ffs
I don't remember saying any of that desu
Moving to Wimbledon from the Midlands lads. Anyone fancy a knees up and some jellied eels?
I'm gonna be a cockney!
>'ark at lad givin a toss over 'ere
Christ.
Corbyn and a bunch of Labour MPs and figures say "comrades" all the fucking time.
Always gives me a little chuckle.
Jezza on live now.
>going anywhere near london
Enjoy being enriched.
Yeah but it's reasonable to assume that you do.
You post on brit/pol/ and most of the hypocrites on here live with mummy and daddy but mock the hard working men and women of this country who can barely afford to get by these days.
It's quite funny to watch, really.
It's blatantly cognitive dissonance but they're the first to mock the left for such things.
How do we stop James O'Brian from destroying UK?
Labour voters in Manchester are all filthy fucking City fans
Why
2edgy4me desu
>tfw Jezza shouts you up on stage and you don't want to go
They're not meant to say it at a campaign launch though or with such a big audience. It's embarrassing.
>hard working men and women
>can barely afford to get by these days.
finding inventive new ways to dodge the taxman and claim more benefits is not hard work
>Give 'em a wave Andy
Poor Andy. If he didn't run for Mayor he could have had another go at Labour Leadership in a few months.
A fine example of cognitive dissonance and fallacy here
No better than a lefty
My Dad has an obsession with Oliver Cromwell and always describes his politics as 'Cromwellian nationalist'.
What did he mean by this?
>He has a point, why ARE people getting poorer? Theyre not working less hard
I believe they are, actually.
Isn't British labour productivity something like the worst in Europe? And been declining for a decade?
Fucking class sizes argument. Stop fucking bringing in immigrants and class sizes won't fucking go up, you dumb fuck.
Jeremy Corbyn is such a shit speaker, he just regurgitates the same shite he's been spouting for 20 odd years
Very uncharismatic
Was Hitler an evolutionist?
>TFW you campaign for the 'many not the few', but the 'few not the many' end up voting for you
have two people ever looked less comfortable standing on stage together? Jesus christ
@124774484
Is cross posting your failed thread to unrelated threads a bannable offence?
Treasonous and unstable. Dislikes Christmas. 2/10, would not vote.
How did Blair ruin this country?
does anyone else here feel like May is a bit shit? She has 1% as much charisma as Cameron and just looks and sounds weird. I kind of wish we had him back and he had supported leave. Still voting for tories though. Ignore my flag, I'm a bong.
>tfw you abscond to take a mayorship and put distance between yourself and the current Labour shitshow
>tfw it all goes to plan and you get elected
>tfw you're in a perfect position to come in somewhere down the line to save the party, saying "I wasn't part of that nonsense"
>tfw Jezza forces you up on stage to stand beside him for snaps and fucks your whole plan up
He was actually a better speaker back then, he did an interview with Newsnight I think it was (where they got his name wrong, called him Robin) and he had a bit more humour and self-awareness about himself.
Save for a down payment on a mortgage then, and stop trying to buy property in the south faggot. Albeit rare, you can find some rather cosy 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom properties for around 30k-50k particularly in Northumberland where I live. Not the type of place you want to grow old in but good for under 80s. Maybe you fags should find somewhere other than the middle of a city and you may have more luck.
He's a Jewish puppet who hates the Irish.
He has autism
>good for under 80s
under 30s* lel
Why don't you ask him yourself you sperg
>A fine example of cognitive dissonance and fallacy here
Cromwell is the most based Englishman to ever live. If he was still around, the world would probably be in a million year eternal Anglo Reich. Also, he'd have killed all the Irish.
>Stop fucking bringing in immigrants and class sizes won't fucking go up, you dumb fuck.
White birth rates in the toilet is a poor solution to this problem.
>The wealth that WE all create!
>we
>career politician
Who buy to let portfolio here
The problem with class sizes is actually teacher discipline. No one talks about class size with college and university having well over 50 people sat there.
>crying baby in the room
Labour voters are the types to bring their babies into cinemas.
I love it when they make him plug property hour.
Seize the means
I wish Cameron hadn't jumped ship, and to be honest I reckon he kicks himself over that seeing as May went and triggered A50 anyway
I'd still be voting Labour if David Miliband was leader though lmao
Also land per the acre is dirt cheap right now in the North East.
May is pretty terrible, but she's picking up a lot of voters who would never have voted for Cameron because he's too posh. There's something in the British psyche that likes no-nonsense middle-class women getting on with the job.
Cameron must be fucking kicking himself, though. He could have gone for Leave with a soft Brexit/EEA option and have won the referendum 60-40 or more. Instead he's locked in a cuck shed writing his memoirs.
she is a master of flat-batting questions back and saying basically nothing at all
but I still like her better than cameron
>bedroom tax
This fucking meme...
See, that's the problem with these fucking lefties
A human sees a guy drive by in a BMW and goes "Shit, that guys got a nice car, I'm going to work hard so I can buy one"
A leftist sees a guy driving a BMW and goes "Fucking Tory scum, I bet he could afford that car because of all the gay black transgender coal miner slaves he's exploiting, I'm going to go and key it"
>wants Cameron back
No, you're just an idiot
Don't assume so much you fucking mong.
I am pretty goddamn sympathetic to the working class. I don't live at home, and I don't hate all benefits.
That doesn't mean I don't have a right to comment 9n what has quite obviously become a dependancy culture around benefits.
>The Tories, The Tories, The Tories.....
>starving our schools of cash
Schools don't need money. You can teach children with a giant slab of slate and a stick of chalk.
Should be a Corbyn memeball
yeah in the sense that i live in someone's buy to let portfolio
>she's picking up a lot of voters who would never have voted for Cameron because he's too posh
The real funny part about that was how little people really care about their leaders being posh, but he clearly DID care and tried far too hard to seem normal.
I couldn't give a fuck if our PM went to Eton, in fact I'd largely prefer it, I care far more about their performance.
if you'll allow me to finish, the tories
Is that Alan Carr?
Tall poppy syndrome is a huge deal in the UK and it's not just leftists
But this is brit/pol/ so yeah, you'll get 20 replies
>human rights
Human rights don't exist.
>Labour policy
Literally that Bernie Sanders spurdo comic where he says "you do!" when people ask who pays for The free stuff.
>we are going to fix house prices but no restrict immigration at all
>we are going to train 10000 police officers
>we are going to make hospital parking free
>we will fix wages by continuing to import low skilled migrants who will willingly work for pittance by the hundreds of thousands per year
>muh tax corporations more
Not if you want a good Ofsted rating. You need to be 'interactive' and 'engaging' otherwise the thick kids might actually fail, and we can't have that happening.
Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief for posting, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of brit/pol/.
I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads since I started coming to Sup Forums after Brexit.
So before you try to shun me as a foreigner, remember that:
a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons here, and
b) we accept you in /ptg/
c) Brexit would not have been possible without Donald Trump
Probably this. Cromwell was an English supremacist and he triggers celts. That's good enough for me.