German exports at new record high, world baffled

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What's happening, Sup Forums? You said Germany's days were numbered.

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G*rmany is the enemy of the white race. They started WW1, killing millions of whites, just because they were jealous of the British Empire. Rather comically, they lost the war and lost territory to the British Empire as a result of their ineptitude. Also, unbeknownst to many, the G*rman invented communism and spread it to Russia during the war to weaken them. Eventually, this would kill millions of whites. The G*rman, deeply consumed by shame and anger, sought to re-establish himself as a somewhat relevant regional power. To try and achieve this, they elected a socialist, who fought in the aforementioned war and held a great grudge against the Anglo. In his bitterness, the G*rman created lies about G*rman superiority, to try and justify his lust for power and his neighbours’ lands. Thus war was declared, and with all too much predictability, the G*rman lost another war, with many millions of whites being killed. Again, comically, the G*rman had his own lands taken over by Anglos. The G*rman was defeated. For now. Many years passed, and under the divine mercy of the Anglo, the G*rman was allowed to rebuild, and even to thrive. But the seed of guilt had been implanted in the minds of G*rmans, so as to keep them weak. The G*rman, utterly humiliated, now put his hope in the EU instead of his conquered homeland, and in his autism invited the Middle East to Europe. This was done so that G*rmans could finally live beside a people lower than them. And so it was the G*rman's blood lust continued, as these new guests killed many whites. But alas, just as the G*rman began to feel a fell hope, the Anglos had defeated them again with Brexit. Who knows what the future holds, but there is one thing certain - the Anglo will always be here to thwart the G*rman menace.

Cuck

How's Brexit serving ya? Fixed that ailing healthcare system yet?

are France's exports now counted as German? that's cheating

In spain exports are growin a 4% per year, and unempolyment droping fast too, we have learned from you

> Germany's quarterly economic growth, to be released on Friday, is now expected to pick up to 0.6 percent in the first quarter from 0.4 percent in the final three months of last year.

>roughly 0.5 percent annual
>slow down speed demon

Devaluation of the Euro means that buying from the EU is more cost effective.

It's one of the benefits of having a devalued currency.

LONG LIVE THE EU
ALT WRONG FAGGOTS
LITERALLY
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH

Currency rates! The euro is low as fuck so its cheap for the rest of the world to buy our shit, and guess who benefits the most?

Pretty good for a country that's about to meet its doom according to a majority of pepefrogs on Sup Forums.

Same here, our IT sector is booming massively and basically everyone is graduating in IT-related spheres. There even are rumors that we will be the Silicon Valley of the EU.

Based EU.

jews control global trade what's new? it's still over for Germany because Germany is it's people without the people there is no Germany, culturally it be different, it will no longer be strong and innovative.

>>to pick up to 0.6 percent in the first quarter
>first quarter
>>roughly 0.5 percent annual
>annual

are you retarded?

It's going fine, we're just laughing at continentals who don't even have borders or their own currency

Germany we are sorry for leaving we've realised it was a really dumb idea we want to come back now please

it goes in the expenses of the poor you retard

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PRO-EURO
ANTI-RUSSIA

BASED EU.

MACRON 2017
MERKEL/SCHULZ 2018
DEMOCRAT 2020

>believing the poor are exempt from responsibility
>in Germany of all places

Found the leftist asshat.

>can't tell the difference between economic collapse and demographic collapse
back to r*dit shill

Financefag here, allow me to explain:

When you share a currency with an entire continent, and then destroy the economies and manufacturing base of literally everyone else in said continent, the value of your currency in relation to the dollar tends to drop. This makes your exports comparatively cheaper relative to similar goods in the market priced in dollars or pounds.

So yes it's so surprise German exports are in good shape, the Eurozone is really nothing more than modern day mercantilism at the expense of the rest of Europe. So good job.

Since the EU trade agreements with SA our stores are packed full of made in Germany items like non-perishable food and hardware.

Have fun paying for all those Muslim babies from all the rape of your women you cuck fuck Shitflake

Sometimes they even have German text on them with an English translation sticker slapped over the packaging.

Well Germany exported more goods in the first quarter of 2017. I guess this is absolute proof that they are going to succeed as a nation after all.

Wer ist besonders von Armut betroffen?
Besonders gefährdet sind kinderreiche Familien, Arbeitslose, Alleinerziehende, Migranten und zunehmend auch Rentner

have you even read the article you retard? They complain about falling birthrate but families with many children are often poor

>create economic zone where you are the only reliable manufacturer
>tariff the shit out of competing goods, including up to a 15% penalty on US medical equipment according to the EU Taxation and customs union website
>higher tariffs for south korea, japan, and especially chyna
>act surprised when exports are healthy to your privileged economic zone

No one is surprised by this. Why they hell do you think we want to dissolve free trade?

You got it upside down. Poor families often have many children. As for migrants, they can work or fuck off.

I've always assumed the EU arrangement mainly benefited Germany and so was primarily an alliance between Germany and the UK as its two financially most important partners but I never knew those specifics, that is interesting.

honestly German industrialist elite families should just exterminate the rest and rule Germania with a fair but iron fist composed of armies of wehrmacht droids.

so how will it solve the problem with poor migrants if we import million more into Germany?

youtube.com/watch?v=XTcqvvlQxek total cunt

>things that don't actually happen, but I'll pretend they do anyway in order to fuel my victim complex

It's mostly an alliance between Germany and France.

The irony being that the French elites have completely gutted their economy in order to profit for themselves and the Germans at the expense of the French people.

France hasn't had an unemployment rate lower than 10% in like a decade. Imagine that.

Attention Germans:

Please stop making your BMW oil pans out of plastic. Thank you.

At least someone understands. The Euro is basically fucking everyone that isn't in Germany and its immediate supply lines for manufacturing. It's why Italy, France and Spain and basically stuck in permanent austerity due to EU budget rules and common currency.

It's actually Germany (manufacturing) and France (food). Check out the Taxation and customs union website. You can look up codes by importing nation and business sector. The EU taxes the shit out of non-EU goods, which coincidentally are mostly made in either France, northern Italy, or Germany. The taxes are worse if you are a so-called 3rd world vendor (which varies by market lul). Aircraft taxes are especially steep. Something like 23% tariff on US jet engines and heavy lift aircraft (aka Boeing).

But tariffs don't work goy.

Great,more money for me,thanks Hans.

>0.5% growth in q1

Wew slow down there Hans.

you will
you're too stupid to understand money isn't the most important thing in the world
or maybe you're a rat

The only thing on suicide watch will be your children and the next generation after they realize what you fools did to a secular Europa you illiterate moron.

wrong its fucking every one whose not in the EU.As we dont keep that money but put it back in the EU. Not like your imperial system where only the USA suck dry every country of its wealth.

>The Euro is basically fucking everyone that isn't in Germany and its immediate supply lines for manufacturing. It's why Italy, France and Spain and basically stuck in permanent austerity due to EU budget rules and common currency.
Bullshit

The Southern Europe is in a semi-depression because it never got out of the 2008 recession, not because the evil nazis are taxing everyone's manufacturing base through the EU. How come everything was pretty much flawless before 2008?

Eine Armlänge hans eine Armlänge.

Economists have trashed this nonsense for years. Most countries in the EU have massive fiscal and trade deficits which result from poor householding and nigh nonexistent economic rules. Germany doesn't have these problems. Spain, Italy and France need to fix their budgets and regulate the shit out of their industries until corruption is no longer possible.

>As we dont keep that money but put it back in the EU.
Except both those things are false.

Any money you do give back is used to provide people the bare minimums of survival but leaves them without rewarding careers, prospects for the future, or pride. You've turned an entire continent into serfs.

you fucking retard the quarterly numbers are adjusted

growth rate, not growth

what's up with hungarians?

>Economists have trashed this nonsense for years
Yeah Jewish ones. I know because those are the faggots who taught me in university.

France/Italy/and Spain's industries were doing just fine before you faggots came along.

the germans wrote the economic legislation of the eu.
naturally everyone is hurt while they barely survive.
it's why they push for austerity for everyone.

>(((Economists)))

>The Southern Europe is in a semi-depression because it never got out of the 2008 recession,
And why do you think that is jackass? Austerity, imposed by fiat from Germany.

>fatburger concerned about his fellow man

Yeah no not believing a word. We love Europe and will disinfect it from burger influence one day. You are a fat niggerburger who only thinks of himself and is butthurt that America is finally losing its undeserved status.

>exports
>sending all your goods away, exchanging for worthless paper

good job, germany. btw, germans are poorer than ever. all money goes to ahmed and his 9 wives.

Smash the krauts, grind them to dust

So nothing surprising, really. Why is there a thread about it?
Long term we're fucked. Jerking off about 0.6% quaterly growth is pretty miserable.

>Zeit
>paritaetischer wohlfahrtsverband
They will always find something to bitch about.

Yes, Germany is a Niedriglohnland that deserves better but what you're quoting is just useless idiocy.

>There even are rumors that we will be the Silicon Valley of the EU.

KEK

cant wait for the 2016 numbers

>G*rms still think they "own" or "control" the EU
Please stop, my sides can't take it!

More nonsense. There are no legislative organs that would allow one EU country to impose fiscal policies on another. Austerity is pursued because that makes more sense than taking up even more debt. The truth finally dawns: All the economic distress in the world originates from the USA and we're sick of it.

I'd take a burger of a pretzel every day desu.

No all you love is having your precious bondholders be paid on time. If you cared about anyone in Europe you'd had let the PIGS default years ago.

it's called living within your means. The plain and simple reason southern europe is fucked is because they are lazy inferior fucks that just cant muster the right work ethic and dicipline. They have been living on borrowed Marks for a decade and eventually the chickens came home to roost.

So even material goods are fleeing the chaos.

welt.de/wirtschaft/article158041074/Armut-unter-aelteren-Deutschen-nimmt-stark-zu.html

That's the point in bringing in immigrants.

>the only success is economic success

France and Germany will be great nations. Hate and discrimination are bad for capitalism.

>There are no legislative organs that would allow one EU country to impose fiscal policies on another.
Who ever accused the EU and Eurozone of being democratic? I'm just supposed to believe that the European Commission and Troika get everything they want by pure chance I suppose. And that the Greeks wanted to starve with 30% unemployment.

Fuck off.

Well if weapon exports to syria count, they are legends

That would be an invitation for a world power to sweep in, surround us with satellite states and rip us apart.

lazy fuckers

>it's called living within your means
No it isn't it's called forcing people to pay on bonds that they can't afford to pay so your shitty Jewish banks don't have to write down their shit investments.

I fucking trade bonds for a living. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining kike.

kek

>y-you are controlling them with your evil kraut magicks! Somehow you do, I just know it!

That, or our economics aren't fundamentally broken like yours.

Germany is one big currency scam. The German currency needs to be kept down to keep the export train running, but everyone would call Germany out if they artificially did it. So they have the Euro and get as many poor countries in as possible. New debt slave shitskins are a great way to help exports because their shelters in Italy and Greece still need German stuff.

Germany will keep doing this until it's IQ and society fall too far to keep going.

>I'm just supposed to believe that the European Commission and Troika get everything they want by pure chance I suppose.
Just a coincidence.

>And that the Greeks wanted to starve with 30% unemployment.
Well,apparently we are masochists like that.

wtf i love being a cuck and letting my gf take 2 BBCs at once now

You are an American creation and the creator of the most dastardly indoctrination program in the history of mankind (public education).

We should have wiped Germans off the planet when we had the chance, Beethoven notwithstanding.

Good summary about the anti-german atrocity propanda campaign of the eternal anglo they've been pushing since a united germany in 1871 was created and outperformed the status quo in every field.

The eternal anglo - the useful idiot for ((())) since nearly 150 years.

>American
>job in finance

Yeah right and I'm about to take Paris

i'd imagine its following the trend of refugees doing low skill jobs for a short while then falling back on welfare. the constant influx of low wage workers (who are heavily encouraged to begin working) is fueling exports

yea, which means we're keeping them alive. they wouldnt get money from anywhere else. The banks stopped giving them money and we're saved their asses and that comes with conditions. They are free to leave the Euro and/or EU nobody is forcing them to do shit. But they wont because they want those gibs they are niggers.

>30% unemployment in Greece
>11% unemployment in France
>50% youth unemployment in Spain
Yeah the EU's economy has been ran swimmingly by any metric.

Maybe the economy in Germany itself is good but that's exactly how mercantilism is supposed to work.

No shit, people in Germany really need to stop acting like the Euro is bad for us. It's the main reason why I won't be voting AfD.

You are literally the pus bubble that burst and sent jews all over the world. Ashkenazis came from your country.

An ashkenazi is what you get when you combine the aggression of a middle easterner with the narcissism of a German.

When the mark falls, germans gonna have ww3

youtube.com/watch?v=o3Es-PRMAg0

>Austerity, imposed by fiat from Germany.
Not at all. There's a lot of issues you don't see in the north - corruption, bad economy to begin with, flawed welfare structure (like Greece's retarded pensions), passive capital flight towards the US and the North because of lack of educated workforce, so on.

Our IT sector is already attracting a lot of foreign capital, and as I said, basically everyone here is graduating with an IT degree. It's also our fastest growing sector and with the highest wages compared to the others which further makes people graduate in it. Soon enough we'll have so many people available that most companies will start moving into Bulgaria to hire the cheap workforce, which is currently happening to some extent. Once that sector becomes a relevant portion of our economy the state will focus on it as well.

...

Do you live in an alternare reality leaf? When germany had the DM they too were the #1 exporter. The Euro wasn't a german idea, it was french - germany was forced to sign up to the euro or the frogs wouldn't have agreed to german reunification.

>low wages on the rise
>tax cuts
>welfare cuts
HOW DO THEY DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

All three of these countries will recover and run without fiscal deficits, unlike Ameriland.

be glad you get a sticker. In Iceland they don't get any translation at all.

Calm down Achmed.

>believes EU propaganda
aww bless, you will be back on your feet any minute now then ... r...right?

>which means we're keeping them alive. they wouldnt get money from anywhere else.
They absolutely would. Think of all the extra money that would be available when they can tell your kike owned banks to fuck off.

Also when you pull out of the Eurozone you can issue new bonds in the new currency.

>inb4 no one will by them
Someone will always buy them, ask Argentina.

BEADY

The eternal kraut must be stomped out once and for all, for the future of Europe.

>greece
>recovering
>spain
>recovering
>france
>recovering
PFFFHAHA
Piefke-Humor Bester Humor

Your economy is the collapsing one, crumpet.

>same shit every day for a decade
>a-any day now thinks will get better
>meanwhile German banks are lining their pockets
Fuck off

>they are lazy inferior fucks that just cant muster the right work ethic and dicipline
>Muh bonds
Stay mad Hans. If we go down, you're coming with us.