Hi user, I was wondering what do you think about us

Hi user, I was wondering what do you think about us.

The porn is fantastic

I don't.

I have heard you guys are the drug capital of Eastern Europe.

Poor mountain climbers

I would say Slut land of Europe, but My country is even more degenerate.

>United States
>United Kingdom
>Czech Republic

HAVE YOUR OWN NAME, FFS

Cuck

Sensible gun laws, great porn, funny language, based all around

>toyota supra
>lung cancer
>washing machine

Drugs, sluts, nice architecture

Fucking shithole
t. born here

Based, nice people. Little bit more sensible than we, but somewhat also funnier.

Beautiful women. I worry about the state of your economy since so many of them are in porn.

Never heard of you. Why do yuropoors have so many meme countries?

good beer, friendly and funny people, nice guns great nature to go innawoods.

Nice.

Should be annexed into Germany

Like the Islamic State of France?

Worst qualities of Eastern Euros combined with the worst qualities of Western euros

Good at ice hockey. Nice women. Good beer. Czech people are top shelf.

R A R E
A
R
E

No, just France.

Oh, it was a joke ?

So what orgasms super super

pretty based. doing a lot better than us

I remember how my Czech Xfire buddy and I would communicate using our respective languages (I'd reply to his Czech in Polish). Shit was cash

I'll be living there with my boyfriend post-Brexit.

brotier all czech friends are good, but women seem bit too slutty.

I heard your governement have resigned, I hope it won't be problematic.
I went on a large tour in Europe when I was like 15/16, and Prague had fucking amazing food, also your people are very nice.

Sluts and beer.

Hot Girls

A medpack?

>I'll be living there with my boyfriend
Faggot, I hope you get gassed.

i'm 1/4 czech am i wite

At least I'll be able to get away from Ahmeds like you. ;^)

MUH HERITAGE

A nation of ass-licking, spineless cucks who always avoid their country being seriously fucked over.

I think you need to clean up Prague

Why the fuck are there so many sketchy Algerian dudes once it gets dark?!?!

Rightful clay

i like u guys desu

Why do you hate us? We love you so much Czechia!

ahmeds are superior to sodomites

spotted the Habsburg.

>>robbing you more than the middle class but not fucking you up completely is the same as giving money
I hope you get trodden on

Good pivo

>Who was John the Blind
>Who was Sigismund I

I'm moving there when shit hits the fan, already built a house and got land

You gave Pavel Nedved to the world and we will forever be in your debt

Proofs?

I think your birth rate is low, you should be having way more. You should be more nationalistic. You should be more religious and way less communist. You should also leave the EU.

You have a cool name though. No one outside of Europe really knows you exist, especially in America. A good advantage.

Hrabal is based. Kundera is so-so. I don't know how people can like Hasek.

no it isn't. those girls are faker than Americans.

That's because
>burger education

I was in Czech Republic for a week last year in spring and concluded Czechs are bro-tier as fuck.
Your beer is really good too.

I love your guns, I want to shoot a Vz. 58 something that looks like an AK but operates completely differently. That big old "fuck you Soviet overlords" from the Cold War Warsaw Pact states

That's okay. I don't want my fellow Americans running around and fucking up the Czech Republic. I seem to be the only American that can suggest Americans are disgusting and have no morals whatsoever.

>>United States of America
>>United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

I want to be like youuuuu!

fucking gr8 m80, enjoyed my visit very much.

But Landlocked countries make me feel a creeping sense of unease that increases over time.

Hussite scum

Good guns. Decent beer. Mushroom collecting is fun.

Solid country all round.