Racist Joke Thread

What's the easiest way to kill a redskin?

You give him a blanket.

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That's not a funny joke.

And not in an "I'm offended" kind of way, it's just an ineffective joke

A nigger, a spic and a muslim get into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out"

I just bought a set of israeli tires for my car....will stop on a dime, and pick it up

This one is breddy gud

They say there's safety in numbers.
Tell that to 6 million Jews.

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How can you fit 6000000 kikes in a car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.

Whats worse than the holocaust?
>6 million jews.

How much do you have to pay a rabbi for a circumcision?
>Nothing, they just keep the tips.

Why do jews have such big noses?
>The air is free

What do you call a bus full of dead jews in the bottom of a lake?
>A good start

Don't get it

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?


The wheelchair.

Wat

This one is stupid but still made me laugh.

What do you call a white guy with a big cock?

>"Dreaming"

kek

>how do you get a nigger out of a tree??

cut the rope

classic

I don't have anything against black people.
I think everyone should own one.

A barber gave a haircut to a priest. When the priest asked the barber how much, the barber replied "no charge to a man of faith!"
The next day the barber found a dozen roses on his doorstep.
Next he gave a haircut to a baptist preacher and again refused to take his money.
The next day he found a box of fresh donuts on his doorstep.
He gave a haircut to a rabbi that day, and immediately afterwards the rabbi began complaining about it and haggling the price, but the barber told him "no charge for a man of faith!"
The next day he found a dozen rabbis waiting on his doorstep

Why are Shlomo's circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything less than 20% off.

What do you call a white guy in Argentina?

>"a tourist"

How do you kill a black person and make it look like an accident.

>Invite him over
>Throw KFC in your pool
>results?

Kek classic

What do you call a flying jew?

Smoke

Ahmed and Abdoul are jumping off a fourty eight stories building. Which one of them will touch the groud first ?

A : Who cares ?

I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.

Its a joke from gran turino

R A R E
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RATHER UNCOMMON

Did you hear the black in alabama who was found with sixteen bullet holes in his back?
Sheriff said it was the worst suicide he'd ever seen.

How many dead blacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparantly more than 9 because my basement is still dark

How many blacks does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thin you slice them

How many officers does it take to push a nigger down the stairs?


None. He slipped.

I always heard it as
>A jew, muslim and a black guy jump off a bridge. Who wins?
Society

How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

Kek

What you call a hundred black people in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops
What you a hundred black people in a field?

The Good Old Days..

What do you call a black man with an afro?
A microphone.

good taste

Why are synagogues always round?
So the jews can't hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around.

Why do niggers hate asparin?
They don't want to pick the cotton out of the top.

Why don't spics breed with niggers?
Scared their babies will be to lazy to steal?

What do you get when a nigger fucks a goat?
A weed eater that won't work

why are there only two pallbearers at a niggers funeral?
because a garbage can only has two handles.

dont forget the 6 gorillion

Why do monkeys look so sad all the time?

Because they know in 50,000 years they'll be black people.

>What do you call 100 black people in a field
Antique farm equipment

How do you keep a nigger from eating?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you separate the Muslim men from the Muslim boys?
With a crowbar.

>How do you separate the Muslim men from the Muslim boys?
>With a crowbar.
Over my head, can you explain?

Good ol' Jimmy Carr.

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Pedophilia and incest are a problem in Muslim and democrat voter communities

Fuck it, just gonna dump some Dindu comics

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You have to pry off the Muslim man with a crowbar, who is fucking the boy.

What are you throwing to drowning muslim?
Wife and kids

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What's the worst thing about the holocaust?

It didn't happen.

what's the easiest way to kill white trash? let him stew in his own shit.

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What's Purple and hanging in my barn?

>Don't know

A nigger

>Well why is he purple?

Mind your own business, he's my nigger I'l paint him any colour I like

eyyy, jimmy carr.

k, pretty obvious, I might have put too much thought into it, thx

fucking kek

mental image made me laugh

What do African-Americans and Christmas balls have in common?

Both should be hanged from trees

What's the difference between black jews and white jews?

The black jews have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left
>cause niggas aint got no rights

When Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce did he call her his Feyonce?

What do you call 5 Italians beating the shit out of a refugee in Italy?

Standard procedure.

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how do you fit 5 kikes in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, because the holocaust never happened

Oy kek

reminds me of

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

you
i like you

Beat me to it. Easily my favourite.

Nice try, faggot

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black

Bretty gud m8

How was copper wire invented

2 jews fighted over a penny

If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said, a nigger would rob me.

fuck thats good

Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?

A bench can support a family of 3

How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a woman?
Trow a basketball at them

two white men are walking around town when they see a nigger carrying a TV, one of the two gasps and screams
>HEY, THAT'S MINE! oh no wait, mine's home, cleaning

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kek, good one!

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Where's the highest population of Jews in the world?
The atmosphere

Why does he KKK list "Roots" as favored film?

They play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

i don't mind black people

couldn't eat a full one though

Most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day.

Choose another one you'll like to see

Do I see back to the future in there?

What does a smart nigger and Santa Claus have in common?

Both fictional characters.

>I think a burger posted this joke in similar thread way back, sorry polacks

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?

They couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?

A boy scout comes back from camp

AN ANGLO A KRAUT AND A PONTIAC GREEK GO TO AN AFRICAN SAFARI, FIRST DAY ANGLO SAYS I GOT A GAZELLE, KRAUT SAYS I KILLED A BUFFALO ,PONTIAC GREEK KILLED 3 NOMISTERS. SECOND DAY EVERYONE RAMPS UP ANGLO SAYS I GOT 3 GEESE 2 GAZELLES 1 HIPPO, KRAUT SAYS GOT A EXTRA 2 BUFFALO A HIPPO AND 5 BABOONS , PON TIAC GREEK GOES I KILLED 27 NOMISTERS. THIRD DAY THEY ALL GO APE SHIT TO OUTDO EACH OTHER, ANGLO SAYS I KILLED AN ELEPHANT AND THREE BUFFALOES , KRAUT GOES I GOT TWO CROCODILES AND 4 GIRAFFES AND PONTIAC GREEK SAYS I KILLED ~80 NOMISTERS.

>UPSET, THE ANGLO AND THE KRAUT TURN AROUND AND ASK THE PONTIAC GREEK "HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 'NOMISTER' ANIMAL YOU KEEP GETTING?"

PONTIAC GREEK SAYS OH , A NOMISTER IS A DARK BIPEDAL ANIMAL WITH WHITE TEETH THAT GOES 'NO MISTER-NO MISTER' WHEN I AIM AND SHOOT THEM.

(* PONTIAC GREEKS ARE SUPPOSEDLY DIMWIT IN GREEK JOKES BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE)

Why do black people smell so bad?

So blind folks can hate them too!

What do you get when you cut a baby in half?
An erection

Here ya go

White Customer: Hey Nigger, bring me a beer!
Nigger Bartender: What the fuck &$&#&!! bix nood!
White Customer: Fuck you Nigger, get me a beer.
Nigger Bartender: You gotta nice job now white boy?
White Customer: Yeah, I make a nice six figure income.
Nigger: I'm gonna call ACLU, ANTIFA, somebody gonna fire your ass.
White Customer is fired, begins working as bartender to pay bills. Nigger hits ACLU ghetto lottery, spends money on booze, drugs, clothes, and women. One night he walks into the very bar where White Customer is working......
White Bartender: Can I help you?
Nigger: Yeah boi, remember me, ahaha!! Get ME a beer bitch!
White Bartender: Sorry, we don't serve niggers here.

How do you start a Jewish rave?

Tape a shekel to the ceiling.

What's the difference between batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robbin

What's the difference between Niggers and Tires.

Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?

Wong