Trudeau: "I could take Putin in a fight"

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How many more days till legal weed?

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pussy ass nu-male wouldn't stand a chance

ALPHA LEAF STRIKES AGAIN
POOTIN ABSOLUTELY BTFO
HOW CAN HE RECOVER?

Nah, no way. I mean, he's younger; obviously.
The thing is that strappons the sizes his mistress uses really mess up with your hips. How can he stand up properly is beyond me.

Of course Trudeau would win, Putin would fuck him up thus making Trudeau the winner.

this guy is clearly delusional

Matthew Perry used to beat him up ffs

next fucking june or something like that

and i bet it gets delayed for some reason between then and now

>150 pounds

LMAO careful he doesn't get blown away in the wind leafs.

>If you kill your enemies, they win

Yes he would win very hard

Doesn't this clown know that putin is an ex-KGB agent or something? Pathetic fuccboi.

>Matthew Perry
Sneaky asymmetrical shilling for Bing search engine detected.

putin is friggen kgb, he probably knows some kungfu deathgrip bullshit.

Would be a good fight imo.

I did boxe and Krav Maga. Trudeau is not a very good fighter but he is young and athletic while Putin is old.

That said, Putin is a Judo black belt with a Sambo background and ex-KGB, I wouldn't understimate him despite his age. He also walks like a man who is used to have a gun on his side(right arm barely moves when he walks)

A degenerate who thinks he can get away with the same disgraceful stuff he got away with in high school.

>hobbyist boxer who probably only fought people told to go easy on him vs. ex-KGB martial artist
hmm.. lets make it happen

Requesting WebM of Trudeau getting KO'd by 1 punch during a training match

>he doesn't know
>Putin is old
this

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When you beat your enemies they win.

underrated

Low T drama teacher leaf vs an old KGB man. I guess such fight would end in a draw because both would die from prostate cancer.

Of course he could. Putin is old and a manlet.

inb4
>muh Pootin had KGB training
No, Putin was a paper pusher in Dresden for 2 years. His biography is very well known and documented via various independent sources. He was a nobody until he joined Sobchak in Leningrad.

Putin is a black belt in Judo. That's no mean fete. Plus KGB training. Putin would kill that faggot.

Judo doesn't care about your age or height. Its probably why he trained in it

he probably would walk putin like a dog

Hmmm. On one hand Vladimir is a manlet, on the other Trudy is a lightweight faggot. Putin is ex-KGB while Justine boxes, but not that good. I think Russia would take this one home quite easily.

Isnt putin like an actual judo black belt
Im not talking propoganda im seriously asking

Your id is gay

>Putin wakes up every day and does some kind of martial arts stretching and meditation to the early morning sunrise like a Karate Kid movie.

Crazy, right? I mean, he probably does, I don't see why he wouldn't.

>GAYtoljv

not bright, Justin. I would wager a hot dinner the Putin has killed before. Also, I wish I saved an infographic that explained Putin's "stance" in photos as though he's about to use a pistol to ventilate somebody.

I never use American terms, but this fop is a fucking jerk.

>GAY

>If you beat your enemies they win
>I could beat Putin in a fight
Sounds about right to me.

He saying that when his boxing video is out there? The guys got a glass jaw like no other.

>GAY

Bring it on, pussy

have a (gay)

perfect!

have a (gay)

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Hes a jabroni not a a jerk.
Nice try though

Scary

What term in that was American?

>6'2" relatively in shape 45 y/o Canadian v.s. 5'7 out of shape 64 y/o manlet

Trudeau could beat the shit out of Putin and I'd love to see it.

1v1 me anemic Netherlands. The guy is a bigger danger than cancer.

>Jerk isn't used exclusively by Americans

Fucking, Mexicans.

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Trudeau is a homosexual

Putin is a fucking Manlet.
Of course he would lose.

Trudeau vs Putin 1v1 for possession of Canada

Obviously.

If your opponent kills you, you win.

no contest

Put-in? More like Put-out. Or should I say knocked the fuck out, by based Trudeau or should I say Judo master.

>tfw the black guy's face

Jabroni is exclusively used by americans and fits to the description you were intending you knob jockey

KGB Manlet would break your neck

Shit, now I want this to happen.
Maybe a show-off match at the next Olympics, for the lulz.

Violence is not the answer, Justin.

>Ex KGB vs ..what, glee club nominee?

Yeah. Keep dreaming canada. but hey, at least you legalized beastiality for giving bj's to dogs.

He probably would treat Putin as his dog, legally even. And by that I mean he would suck Putin's cock

>hurrrr durrr muh japnese meme fighting technoque will defeet u xDddd

Fuck off, based Trudeau would knock that manlet autist the fuck out with some good old 'nadian pugilism.

that's fucking gross man

Who would of thought, a leaf shitposting irl.

you deserved a fpbp even if you are the 35th

>faggot twink faced amature boxer
>hardened ex kgb psychopath

wudwatch/10

>mfw
Nice

this comment is just sad

I highly doubt it. Vlad looks like the kind of guy who would throat chop you and the gouge out your eyeballs. Just so he could skull fuck you in the eye hole.

>ugly bald manlet
>sexy 6 foot alpha feminist

It would be no contest. This thread is full of kremlin shills, its so obvious

a jerk is someone who is rude

you're thinking of jabroni

Putin would not give a single solid shit about killing this over-promoted drama teacher. The same cannot be said in reverse. Thus, regardless of any other factors, Putin wins easily.

Trudeau is also just a glass-jawed fuckboy cockboy who decided to give away 600 million fucking dollars to promote feminism around the world, so I wouldn't mind seeing him get the absolute soul gouged out of him by an angry Russian.

I don't know about a boxing match with a referee and shit, but in a straight up fight, Putin would go for the kill quickly.

just traced your IP and sent it to CSIS, enjoy your visit by 24 heavily armed RCMP officers you piece of shit traitor

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AHAHAHA GLASS JAW TRUDEAU BTFO

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>Glass Jaw
>fighting against anyone
Is this one of his "if you lose - you win" moments?

Why even mention this? We have long passed the point where we elect leaders based on their strength and physical fitness.

Not to mention Putin is in his sixties and this faggot is in his 40s

>I could beat up that old man!

You know what's sad? I honestly question whether he even could

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literally glass-jawed KEKDEAU

Just looked it up, Perry is 2 years older than Trudeau so he obviously would have a huge advantage in their school years.

Also Perry's mother was Pierre Trudeau's press secretary, which is kind of interesting.

I doubt that

>flag

Go back to bed, grampa. You've got plenty of muzzies to fluff tomorrow.

he means take him up the bum

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He looks like Frodo

Underrated comment

Maybe now, but Putin is old as fuck. Vlad would drop his head into the floor if they were the same age.

i actually think Putin would still crack his head despite the age gap.

Putin stays fit, he doesn't look fat at all in any of his recent photos, and he's infinitely more trained than Trudeau. Putins a goddamn blackbelt, ex-KGB, he could probably deliver a killing blow in under 30 seconds

>getting knocked out with a half speed left hook while wearing headgear

All media personalities are actually actors working for the kikes. The same people who film Hollywood movies also film all of the news we see on TV that we think is real life. (((Acting))) is a skill that can be weaponized to devastating effect, and we can't realize this because we are only ever exposed to the art as an entertainment. You'd be stunned just how many famous actors are related to people with political power.

Hahahahaha, Trudeau is a national treasure.

Ehh I think you're underestimating the gap between a 45 year old and a 65 year old. Trudeau stays in shape too, so that isn't really an advantage either. He was a KGB pencil pusher, hardly the scariest man Russia has

>Be trudeau
>Put on Publicity Stunt
>Knocked out
>State "If you beat your opponents, they win"
After a series of disasters, natural or otherwise, your go to response is "If you . they win"
>say you can take on Putin
>say you can take on Trump
>Say you can take on Nigel
>Say you can take on everyone else
>"If you beat your opponent, they win"
>luring everyone into a false sense of security
>Go home, and challenge tyrone.
>"If you beat your opponent, they win"
>Tyrone and your wife dp you for the weekend after fight

Yeah but if Trudeau gets deathgripped and killed, he wins.

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LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BIGOTS

maximum jabroni

What is this guys thing with fighting other world leaders?