>Rudd undermines May's message on immigration: Tories to extend mass migration
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>Hunt on damage control on NHS policy; blames EU conspiracy
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>Green-LibDem pacts reinforce coaliton of chaos
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>EU Divorce Bill factchecked
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>Government taken to court over air pollution policy failure
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>Corbyn's 'think of the children' speech to teachers
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issue settled stfu about it now
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1st for FUCK MAY
Everyone's popped a fiver on Bryant losing his seat, yeah?
It's free money.
Don't give it attention
where did you get the image of theresa in that pose?
...
LEAKED PICTURE OF PREUßE
>it's a Denise episode
just
I am Preusse's weekly bath
Tanks on Labour's lawn.
...
Fuck that bitch, I've just cut myself a slice that's bigger than a quarter. I'm not even a third of the way through it and I'm feeling sick. Crying and eating cake. I feel so humiliated. The cake is yummy though...
I didn't make the image so I have no idea.
It's from [spoiler]leftypol[/spoiler].
i could hang my coat on that chin
Starting to understand why she cheated now
I am Preuße's birthday party.
Why post it again in this thread you attention whoring wuss?
when i read this again it makes me think you were the female who recieved this cake
>glamorous images of weapons is a bad thing according to the BBFC
Just came back from work lads.
Work day consisted of a meeting in the morning, then going from London to York for another meeting, then going back.
Would not recommend tbqh.
oh nvm its someone elses legs photoshopped onto her
TORIES BTFO
SAY IT WITH ME: PRIME MINISTER JEREMY CORBYN
Show some compassion for god sake, I'm a type one diabetic. This could be it for me...
>Fox hunting
Start buying guns
I wonder who that no was...
>Trusting polls
You still got some kicking around we could get?
I KNOW YOU STILL GOT THEM YOU CRAFTY POTATO
I love Septoe 2bh lad easily one of my top 5 comedies
RED STAR S U R G E
Fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an ARYAN
Be he alive or be he DIED
I'll have his ARYAN blood refined
Squeeze it from his ARYAN veins
Suck it down the refinery drains
Pour into the Saxon cup
ANGLO raise your glass, and sup
ANGLOS dinner appetiser
Little Hans is none the wiser
Walking snack in Lederhosen
Another ARYANDIED is chosen
Round them up and send them screaming
The Centrifuge is what I'm dreaming.
Spin the ARYANS round and round
In their blood we'll make them drown
>tfw Brummie
Have you walked down new st lately?
attention whore somewhere else or tits + timestamp
What's your gf's number?
Lots of Birmingham seats (like Edgbaston) are swing seats now
What part lad?
Let me in lads, I'll do better this time, I promise
That looks really good. I can come over and help you finish it.
I can be your slut, dad e :^)
Any part really
>no one got my Matilda reference
>you bet i'm tuss enuss
I wouldn't hand them over to an Englishman in a month of Sundays!
Do a cakefart, then smear the cake all over your naked body and writhe around on the kitchen floor and take pics
rub it inbetween your arsecheeks and around your willy too
Idk about that, edgbaston is /comfy/
There's 2 seats in contention. In a city of 1 million. And one of them is only because of Jess Phillips
Not even for... THREE potatoes?
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He's got beady anglo eyes
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More than two in Brum, and others around the west midlands
>*sups bitter*
>*grimaces*
>Y-yeah... that's nice... yeah
corra>eastdepression
n-nice cake user
spare a slice?
Reminder that Corbyn is fucked
pic semi related
I got it but I have a similar hair cut to Bruce bogtrotter as depicted here. It cut too close to the bone.
And ten minutes with your sister.
How true is this?
Any literature nerds here
Ooof, shed get her gums around my plums, if you know what I mean
Family been here since the mayflower. 73% Great Britain from my DNA test. I'm more British then the actual people living there. Can't make this shit up. Does the queen owe me some land? I want some gibmes like the native Americans.
>believing the media bias
you silly man
great game
When did this thread get made?
why was i posting in the old thread this whole time?
is it time to stopd rinking?
>it's all true
mind blown lad
Deal. Hell you can take her for all I care!
I don't think it's an actual rule, I think it's just a very rigid norm that we all subconsciously follow
drink more
It's some subconscious grammar thing I assume
Tory candidate for Vauxhall
The absolute state of your willy lad
>Crusader! Churchill! and...fucking Matilda?
Gonna pop twenty on. Got a link? How can I bet on Rhonda seat in particular?
absolute state of that face
>this is considered a 10/10 in bingbongland
disgraceful
she'd get it but she aint up to much
I know a funny story about the American Embassy in London and the Duke of Westminster.
JUST
FUCK
OFF
YOU
WANKER
>labour is so fucked that my sister went from a labour voter to a tory councillor
This is why the doggy-style position exists.
Based Matilda. One of the few tanks that could stand up to the Pz III and IV in the early war.
Which other ones are there? Everything's basically solid Labour around here
hideous tbph
pic related is my tory candidate. anglo waifu right there.
Silent night, ARYANDIED
Their end is near, our future bright
Round up virgin, mother and child
Tasty infants, tender and mild
Send them to the Refinery,
Send them to the Refinery
Silent night, ARYANDIED
Beady Eyes, filled with lies
Radiant bombs from thy Lancaster planes.
Cooking up ARYANS with fiery flames
ANGLO, Lord of the world
ANGLO, Lord of the world
Silent night, ARYANDIED
Cities quake - burning alive.
Bombs are streaming from up above
beadily, hosts sing GIVE ME THEIR BLOOD.
Hans the ARYAN is smashed.,
Hans the ARYAN is smashed.,
What? He has a 25% majority over plaid
Such an underbelly names for two recent threads, what a disgrace.
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Put it on Plaid Cymru. Biggest party in Rhondda (PC-14, L-10) and also Bryant voted against Article 50, which went down like a lead balloon in the Leave area.
And pic related.
I'd return her deposit if you catch my drift
I know, even with the stupid pop-gun (even though most had pop-guns) but...the name
Eh mateys, any of you know a decent train I can jump under?
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Labour split coming lads
Erdington, Edgbaston, Northfield.
Also Wolverhampton north east and southwest
Dudley North
Walsall North and South
All 3 coventry seats
face like a smacked arse
Jump in front of a Southern train and give the driver PTSD
>people still won't shut about preusse
Can you faggots at least lust over a real woman?
lumley is right, bond is half scot half swiss and should not be played by a black man
>Dan Jarvis, Yvette Cooper and Sir Keir Starmer could be asked to lead the group, although there is no suggestion they have been approached or been involved in the talks.
BLAIR'ED
Better do it now before Corbyn nationalises them and all the drivers go on strike for more bennies
Only 7,445 votes though, very flippable.
It's looking like one of the favourites to go.
Well hello there good lookin'
First time I saw him in The Wire, I thought that he was an American actor. Only after Luther I've got to know that he's English.
