HOW TO MOVE TO JAPAN

Western society is falling. Time to GET THE FUCK OUT and move to a country with acceptable social rules

Want to move to Japan? Here's how you do it, step by step guide.

You need THREE things: Acceptable JLPT, Bachleor's Degree, and $26,000. (all of these requirements can be "skipped" if you marry a japanese girl but i'm going to assume you won't be that lucky)

1.) Start learning japanese.
a.) Download Anki: ankiweb.net/
b.) Download 6,000 core deck: djtguide.neocities.org/anki.html and follow the instructions to install it
c.) Set up your anki deck for 20 words a day, and up to 9999 reviews a day. this way you can learn all 6,000 words in under a year.
d.) Join any of the countless japanese language learning generals on Sup Forums
(beginner)
(intermediate)
(anime weeaboo)
pick which best suits your needs

2.) Start tae kim's grammar guide which you'll be using in conjunction with Anki
a.) guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

3.) Finish tae kim's grammar guide and all 6,000 words by September.

4.) It's time to choose which JLPT you're taking. If you took japanese seriously and started TODAY from THIS VERY POST, you could be N3 ready by October. Check the registration deadlines.

5.) Take the JLPT you useless sack of shit. N5 if you didn't study at all i mean what the fuck, aim for N3 your first test. Next year, get the N2 or N1. Japan options begin at N2 level. You could move with N2 level japanese. BUT If you have N1, you're going to Japan, no questions asked. The hard part is getting the N1. Good luck, you'll need it. Time investment on this is at least 2 years. You can go from zero to N1 in 2 years with a proper study method.

6.) Once you pass your first JLPT, Grab something like 'Remembering the Kanji' since you'll probably need it by now.

7.) From here on, if you have N1, Bachelor's Degree, and $26,000 in the bank. You have all you need. Enjoy the country!

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no one fucking cares

You can't learn Japanese.

What's the 26k for? I assume you'll need money, but why that number?

>Sell out and destroy your culture with multiculturalism and retarded altruism
>Flee to homogenous nation and muddy up their genetics

You're no better than an Arab or a beaner

>What's the 26k for? I assume you'll need money, but why that number?

The government won't approve your visa unless you can prove you can financially support yourself for 1 calender year.

This means you need enough money to prove if you get fucked, lose your job, lose all sources of income, you won't run out of money for a year. The amount of between 2 million yen and 3 million yen, which is about $26,000

This financial requirement CAN BE SKIPPED if you have a friend that has $26,000 and is willing to "sponsor" you. This means, if you have a friend IN JAPAN with $26,000 who is WILLING to sign your application, you don't actually need the money, but understand you'll need a very good friend inside Japan to make that happen.

Oh, there ARE "foreigner inurance" companies you can buy the services of. You can make a business your "financial dependent" if you want.

There are businesses in Japan that make money doing this. Instead of needing $26,000 in the bank, you can pay some money every month to this company to "become" your dependent instead.

But hey, if you have 4 years to get your JLPT and Bachelor's, that should be enough time for you to save up $26,000, right? That's only $6,500/year

>Not learning Kanji at the start
It's like not learning Hiragana and Katakana.

um, have you used anki? The very first anki card is a kanji charater.

it just works out that you should remember the words first before knowing what each kanji character represents.

How is America falling? I can understand Europe, but America seems pretty okay nowadays.

Japanese has a more socialist government and is in striking distance of North Korea. 2 reasons not to move there.

I'm as weeb as the next guy, but why the fuck did you copy a thread from /jp/ on Sup Forums instead of directing people there?

I have and I'm studying right now
Not studying Kanji right away is going to fuck up your study when you do
2250 charcaters in one year comes out to a staggering 6 Kanji a day . Only a retard using the most inefficient methods couldn't do this

>plan to escape western civilization
>move to a westernized country

If your going to invest so much time learning moon runes learn chinese.

I actually screwed up the linking. Here you go

(beginner)

(intermediate)

(anime weeboo)

these are the communities you should look at to start japanese. pick one and introduce yourself.

THANK YOU. My fucking thoughts exactly. Fuck you to hell OP and all of you fucking weebs wanting to invade Japan. Worthless scum.

>Leaf
>Wants to move to literally the only communist country on earth
Day of the Rake when?

with the exception of North Korea, Japan is the most anti-western country in the globe.

Step out of Tokyo or Osaka and all signs of westernization are gone. For now.

>i call them moon runes
>assumes i want to move to china
Yeah no, i would rather learn russian spanish or finish my french.

contribooting

elon.io/

duolingo mo nihongo beta kouza ga arimasu

It's hard to find the motivation to learn Jap script man. I should really do it since the company I work in was bought by Japs.

Full of chinks, not moving there. If I leave the west I'll go Canada with all the leftards and wedge their children in their garage doors.

Same can be said for most countrys outside the huge liberal circle jerk citys.

If you move to japan to work you're probably not going to be moving into the country. unless you wanna farm some rice.

Fuck you, you stupid cuck. Why should we ruin Japan? Stay and fight for your damn country.

>doing that to Japan
Fuck no, I respect those wacky nips enough to leave them alone and promote the homogeny of their culture.
Stop trying to jew Japan over, you pricks.

Fuck you OP, don't bring these underage fags into my thread.
>China
>communist
Are you for real? I can understand saying that Cuba is communist but China hasn't been communist since Deng Xiaoping took power

>Ruled by a communist party
>State owns huge part of every corporation
>"It's not communist because they call it a mixed model"
North Korea aint a Republic either.

Good guide, thanks

>wanting to move to a country you don't belong to and have nothing in common with
You're really no different than all the shitskins coming here for gibs.

Has the right idea.

Hooooly fuck you're retarded OP.

>says things aren't always what they say they are
>immediatly uses "their party calls themselves the communist party" as an argument
bad post

>jp
>anime weeaboo
>a****e
Kill yourself, my man!

Not true.

Hokkaido is a really popular part of Japan that's A LITTLE Westernized, just a little bit. As in it has an acceptable work culture while still being distinctly japanese.

There's also other japanese cities completely devoid of westernization like Kyoto, Nagoya, or Nishinomiya

Currently have N2, trying for N1 in winter. Core10k "finished". Done with Tae Kim. KanjiDamage finished (yeah I know, meme deck, but it worked well for me so fuck off).Little experience with conversations, working on it though.
On top of that, I have an offer to do my PhD in Osaka. Still undecided, because I'm too much of a pussy to take it. My life here is just way too comfy. But it's always good to know that there's a way out when shit hits the fan here.

>leftards
Canada is already lost!

Japan deserves to be preserved.

We need our own ethno-state. Import plenty of Slavic women. They hate to work, love to stay home, cater to a kindergarten of kids, and cook. Our race will rebounce in no time this way.

If you're white the Japs are going to fucking hate you

I have N2-A of JLPT and lived in Japan for 7 years. Reading a newspaper or a book without a dictionary is still a challenge.

For what fucking purpose

Western obsession with japan is really pathetic
99% of people who learn Japanese on this site have legit aspergers and They imagine japan is like their anime

If you want to live in the countryside go live in your own countryside and if you want to live in a big Japanese city just read what is the basic life of a Japanese salaryman

You'll reduce your chances to get laid even more bevause no Japanese girl want your fat autistic weeaboo ass

japs work themselves to death and invented vidya to escape working themselves to death

it is a culture of death not for white people

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Only chinks use a racist weaboo term. Because they fucking suck and are just as bad as nigs.

Ban weaboo hating chinktards!!!!!!!!

But what is proper study method?

>I have an offer to do my PhD in Osaka.

I have an offer to do my PhD in Osaka.

Do it. Get the Mokubasho-whateverthefuckitscalled scholarship.

Japan will pay you $1,400/mo to get your PhD in Japan.

That's like getting a GI Bill for your entire education, something you'd only know if you were a veteran or the son of a veteran.

Buttmad weeaboo autist detected

I bet you had
>0
Japanese pussy during all your time here

this is cancer.

I recommend everyone with even just a passing interest in Japan to read the book "Making Common Sense of Japan", really interesting and insightful book dispelling many myths about Japan, and just the general notion that Japan is all that special (relative to the specialness of any country).

That said Japan is in many ways the greatest country in the world and you should totally move there.

Timely thread, I have to move to Tokyo for a year with little notice and need advice.

1) Can you get around the city with no Japanese?

2) I've quickly gone through Michel Thomas foundation, and it's breddy good. Will it help in any way whatsoever?

3) Do only ugly Japanese girls get with western guys?

4) Do Japanese guys there hate western men or is it possible to make friends?

5) Is it possible to eat well on a food budget of maybe 20-30e a day? I.e. not fast food but....fish, salad, sushi, potatoes etc.

6) Do Japanese girls IRL moan during sex like in porn? Hopefully not

Thanks

>this is cancer

You think death by motor vehicle is japan only?

youtube.com/watch?v=2w_LwpFPj_I

Give this movie a watch sometime.

I'm actually eligible for the Monbukagakusho scholarship, I was looking into that the other day. Also got the recommendation from my university. At this point I'd be retarded not to do it, but it's still hard to leave everything behind.

FUCK OF WEEBS

The way you're saying that though sounds like you have some experience with that? If so, mind sharing?

>Being this desperate and autistic that you want to move from your country to eventually get pussy

>Will she moan like in muh JAV porn guys ;-;

>1) Can you get around the city with no Japanese?

Yes, you can get around >>>Tokyo4.) Do Japanese guys there hate western men or isit possible to make friends

It's possible if you can speak japanese. If you're trying to make a japanese friend with zero english good luck. It's possible on the internet, but in the real world? No.

>6.) Do Japanese girls IRL moan during sex like in porn?
No.

>Can you get around the city with no Japanese
1. Get Smartphone
2. Get Google Translate
3. Use camera translation to know wtf is going on
At least that's what I always do in foreign parts.

>20-30e a day
>sushi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The way you're saying that though sounds like you have some experience with that? If so, mind sharing?

studyjapan.go.jp/en/toj/toj0302e-10.html

I researched japanese scholarships thoroughly a few months ago. As i'm looking to transfer to Japan on a student visa after I get my bachelor's, i'm trying to see if there's a feasible option to get into Japan with an associate's and transfter into a japanese undergraduate school, so you better believe i'm researchig scholarship opportunities thoroughly

P.S. There's a 400$/mo scholarship just for getting the top grade on the EJU. If you're getting your PhD in Japan, look into the EJU scholarships.

>speaking ching ching
>going to wapan lol wwwww

>move to japan
>have shit life because long as fuck work days
>make shit pay
>aww women look the same
>healthcare is beyond dogshit
>too impossibly poor to move out
>not able to own guns(unless you stupidly try)
>car insurance is stupid expensive

Yeah no, I'll just take my vacation time there and relax

Chinks like you in Japan beg to be fucked by my autist weabcock!!!!!!! I usually agree bc I got AIDS. I fuck you unprotected to delete your parasitic kind off the face of this planet!!!!

Thanks for the advice man.

I guess I better keep pushing ahead with the Michel Thomas if I want to make friends desu.

>20-30e a day
>sushi
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:( Hurts. Even from cheap places on early bird menus?

Cool, good luck with that. I wouldn't want to take university classes in Japanese desu, but if you're up for the challenge, why not.

enjoy your 3 days of paid holiday/year, and 12 hrs of work hour per day. not even mentioning extra work your brought at home.

also, ofc say goodbye to saturdays. please dont turn off your mobile phone at sundays cuz we might need you.

t. worked in japan, shit tier for my mediterreanan slacker features.

Enjoy working twice as long for half the pay thanks to legendary Japanese white-collar inefficiency

Provided you can get a job that is (you wont be able too since you're whiteu piggu)

hows basketball life in japan ? is it popular sport ?

About as popular as whites in basketball in america, It's a thing but no one cares.

Why would you post this thread on Sup Forums where dark skinned Nazi LARPers pretend not having the social skills to get a girlfriend is white genocide and don't even travel outside of their basement?

>all of you fucking weebs wanting to invade Japan.

lol you're 70+ years late

SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!puhleeze

Japan

kalzumeus.com/2014/11/07/doing-business-in-japan/

Working in the market in Japan.

asshole

learn 2 reverse search faggot

javsex.net/watch-movie-hnd-181-ive-hit-the-wall-and-cant-escape-uehara-ai.html

Haha all that bullshit to live like an ant in weebtown hahaha

Why would I want to live in Japan? Their work ethic/culture is insane. I don't want to work 12 hour days with unpaid overtime and then have to go drinking every night otherwise I am not in the social group and will be passed over or fired first chance.

>Spanish
Don't do it mate, stick with French or learn Russian. Spanish is a useless and ugly language.

>Arabs assimilate

Kys faggot.

Exactly.

If you want to learn Japanese to better understand the culture and the history of the country, that's great. But to promote learning Japanese to move to Japan to multiculti their shit up, that's not cool.

Yeah but the companies won't fire you, they just try to shame you into quitting.

Can you imagine them trying that to a western slacker.

Nip boss: "you're going to languish without duties down in this shitty office until you quit out of sadness"

Western guy: "cool, thanks" *Takes 35 year nap*

>Not starting your own company
And I thought you Anglos were supposed to have pluck.

FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO LEARN JAPANESE FAST!

Do not start with Kanjis! Learn by ear and write things down phonetically in romaji, or whatever peasant language you speak. Japanese grammar is quite simple too.

Kanjis will take years to learn and there are thousands of variations for different words. It is possible to speak Japanese fluently with the working knowledge of very basic kanjis.

Kanjis are absolutely imperative for higher levels of JLPT, which some contracts may require.

no stay the fuck out faggots

>muh ancient genius nippon language folded from the steel of 10000 volcanos

>0
>pussy

Wouldn't be easier just to join the military and get stationed in Glorious Nippon?

Teach me how to move to Portugal

It's the language of gods, not some edible yellow frogs like yourself.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>the cutesy yogurt commercial ukulele music
kek

learn Spanish

yeah thought it was youtube ad playing background kek

k senpai

I have "Japan Radio" app, play talk stations, while anki is open autoplaying flashcards with audio. I do this while working or sleeping. Full subliminal messaging!

You could learn 2250 in a year at 5 cards a day
You could learn 7000 at in four at 5 cards a day

i would never abandon my country faggot

...

Fucking rapefugee cunt, stay where you belong and fight until your last breath.
If I can suffer the cuckoldry of my people and still fight on, so can you.

>implying they're not already dying

Nigga, stop acting like a few foreigners going to another country is a bad thing. It's happened since man could migrate and it will keep happening. Long as people assimilate, shit's fine.

Key word: ASSIMILATE.

Stay the fuck in your fucking shithole you like piece of shit.

Japan is one of the few countries that is still not plagued with god damn immigrants, but it is already on its to it's room (just go to Roppongi or Shin okubo).

Fuck off

No. The west is doom. I am already learning the language and as soon as I find a qt 3.14 nip gf I will move to japan ASAP and live a comfy safe and peaceful life while the west burns into civil wars

>Wouldn't be easier just to join the military and get stationed in Glorious Nippon?

Oh sure

There's plenty of easy ways to TEMPORARILY go to Japan. The hard part is staying.

What if I just want to be able to read Yukio Mishma's writings in Jap-speak?

>but it is already on its to it's room

what the fuck is this?

Do you need a bachelors degree? I have a college diploma. It's not like I'm a loser, I make $33 an hour doing database administration.

>Do you need a bachelors degree?

Bachelor's Degree, Marriage, or 10 Years Work Experience

those are your only (legal) options. Pick one.

Mishima is a meme

>it is a great honor to die for your land lord
Stopped reading here

Also sexual obsession with death and Freudian posing as that michel-ange painting (he came to it when he was 12 and became obsessed with death afterward)

>tfw japs consider this mentally Ill Drama queen as theit greatest writer of the century

Really make you think

Look, the dude had some serious issues he never really worked out, but even the most bizarre shit he writes is beautifully described.