Canada vs. Australia: Debate of the Century

Who is better: Canada or Australia?

Discuss.

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Australia has an identity and fewer chinks.
Australia is better.

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We're honestly better than the United States. In fact no one is better than us

Australia has bunch of (TOTALLY NOT CENSORSHIP) censorship on small tit porn video games wrong think etc.

yea nah get fucked cunt

We only have just under 24 million people. How hard is googling something like that?

With cartographers putting in work like this, no reason this should even be an argument, dying in Australia is way more awesome

Everything on right side is better other than the flag
Even a leaf is preferable to a cuckstamp

Québec :^)

Australia is obviously better.

This is the greatest thing I have seen all day. Also, fuck Canada!

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Australia because at least they get rid of illegals when they enter.

Toronto vs Melbourne? Both shit holes with too many shitskins.

fucking legend

Australia by a country mile leafs should actually be gassed.

Australia is way better

Aussies are inbred.

video games get censored and banned in Australia = Canada wins

this is more excitement than a canadian would experience in a lifetime

Canadians are FUCKING LAZY CUNTS.. I have my fiancé's cousin living with us and she has been here 6 months without working and doesn't want to work. I'm kicking the bitch out this month.

CANADIANS ARE INBRED LAZY CUNTS THAT HAVE NO WORK ETHICS.

can i stay with you?

dude just pull out the leaf blower, jeez

Why are all Canadians so fucking beta cuck like this one?

australia and canada are the same country

Before Sup Forums I used to say that Canada was better than Australia.
Now I want to nuke them both.

That's the most majestic video I've ever seen. It looks quite fun actually.

Canada invented steam engines for marine use, therefore we invented the ships that Perry took to japan, therefore creating Sup Forums.

your move inbred chinks

Canada is better.

As cucked as our country is we can still get access to guns.

If we can get rid of the liberals we are essentially USA light.

>He still gives a shit about video games
This is an 18+ board only, give me your mother's phone number so that I can report your behavior and then take the train and fuck her in the ass in your house.

Australians are the laziest fucks ive ever met in my life. I was a bartender during my masters degree and had to work around Australians. They're like a second class of people that grow their hair long and sit around getting high all day saying shit like "ya no ya no" and then get too drunk off weak beer

All of the anglosphere is basically the same country with subtle changes.

Is she on a tourist visa? If so they can't legally work

Did you water it down?

Australia.

Australia any day of the week

Canada is filled with stupid assholes who have been memed.

Not to mention Canada tries to play off how they are basically america but with socialized healthcare when they cant even insult islam without fines

We say YEAH not ya , thats what eurofags and leafs say

>go to canada
>everyone si super nice
>its great for the first few days
>suddenly the niceness become cloying
>lose respect for the faggy little leafs

>go to oz
>get called cunt
>realise it is a term for endearment
>when in rome
>have a grudging respect for the cunts after a few days
>planning to go back next year

You have to be tough to not die in Aus
You have to be a weak cuck not to off yourself in Canada

Australia is better

canadians are like mormons

they are polite and on the surface you think they are fine but when delved deeper they are fucked up and retarded

Will you let me ride for free when you're a liftie over here?

just like its illegal to wrongthink about islam in Canada?

well that settles that

Québecland

Go on drop your Napoli sauce bomb i love pasta cunt

As someone who's traveled all over the world, Canadians aren't polite at all. In direct comparison to New Yorkers (where 90% of our population lives within 2 hours of) - we are polite.

Canadians are still rough drunk bastards compared to Europe and Asia

Yeah you just give aussies half pours and they'll pretend to be drunk. They love to pretend to be adventurous


Australia = loser Englishman

Canada = Successful Scotsmen

That same legal system also allows us to prosecute religious extremism. Same shit that kept out the westboro Baptist church allows us to deal with Muslim extremism.
Cuckservatives just blew their wad over a symbolic do nothing motion and study.

Why they got slow internet?

Sydney and Melbourne are fucked.

Canada is great at winding up the stormfags on here. Even when it's obvious bait you dense motherfuckers still rise to it.

Australia just gets brown nosed by everyone on here.

Quiet Brazil, yours is slower

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Its their need to be liked that turns me away from them, there is a frenzied desperation about them.

We're both brothers and we would die for eachother. Lets not fight.

This is how the world sees you Canadians. I know my own country has its problems, but I absolutely hate the fact that we share a continent, even worse, a border, with you uptight faggots.
Australia, can I come move in with you? I like getting rowdy, love talking shit, can take a punch like a man, and am a racist white guy.

>canada is just joking!

Careful who you take as an ally.

Sorry buddy :(

You forgot, fucks robots on the lead side

butthurt losers ITT

Hard to get a gun if that's your thing, you can punch cunts though.

Canada is gay

Well you're not wrong. Stormfags invented a conspiracy that we're getting paid for this.
When in reality smuggly mocking America to make up for our own insecurities and inferiority complex is one of our greatest national past times. Sure some prairie fags who just got 56k modems to browse here between bouts of sheep fucking didn't get the memo, but the the rest of the leafs know we're here to piss into the ocean of piss.

America should annex Whistler, ethnically cleanse it, and glass the rest of your country.

aus is bad plz dont come

Both full of asians

Yeah Canada is way better go there for your holidays and immigration needs.

How's that maple burka? You must be from the torontonian caliphate

Shooting is fun and all, but the rest of everything here is getting intolerable. I would rather be gunless in a nation of gunless people than be armed in a nation of armed faggots.

The Australian parliament building has grass on the roof

I choose Australia cause we are fucking legends, cunts. Go back to sniffing ya grandads cashmere sock ya soft cunt. Just jokes mate, I'll go easy on ya. I got nothing against poofs just don't bring that homo shit near my country.

this desu

As a sheep shagger who lived in aussie but now has a fucking leaf for a flag i can tell you that aussie is the best country ive lived in.

What happened Pierre? Things were looking so promising.

It was meant to be so every civilian could walk up and "look down" at our public servants. PM trumble had them put a fence there now to stop limp wristed leftist from protesting up there.

ah, a battle between the least of Britain's bastards. in the red corner... the limp wristed faggot who can't stop apologizing about how he stinks like maple syrup mixed with curry powder... Canada! and in the blue corner, the leatherfaced prison rape survivor whose wardrobe consists of tanktops only... Australia!

got nothing against them. I lol when they call everyone cunts

aw good day ya shit kunt

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Neither, both unimportant except to sell stuff to.

Oh look a prairie fag.

How'd you end up stuck in Canada then? Did the condom break?

I would kill every last Canadian if it meant sparing one Australian life.

Fuck off you cunts.

Australia and Canada are just North and South hemisphere versions of the same thing. Funny accents, owned by the Chinese, caring about sports no one else in the world gives a fuck about, most of the countries are deserted, biggest countries with tiniest populations, one or two real world class cities. That's about it.

Yeah got a wife and kids, hopefully moving them back to Aussie at some point, all white of course so no need to tell me you're full.

How can leaves compete?

No australia sucks it's a radioactive wasteland and you WILL be raped by an emu. Definitely unsafe for most people. Canada on the other hand is perfect for any new settlers hoping to start a prosperous new life.

Yeh nah yeh mate winnie blues cunt.

We got chinks and shitskins but they have abo's and censorship laws so we're both cucked in our own ways but can shitpost better then anyone else

>bongledeshi cuckstamp

Yeah but this doesn't answer my question.

Id rather get fucked by an emu than a shitskin, emus have less diseases.

> population of 30 million

At least get yer fuckin' figures right ya dumb cunt.

Because all the wiring diagrams are upside down.

Nice try, cunt. I'm on my way to your house right now, we're going to hang out and work on my left hand drive truck in your driveway, then drive around blackout drunk running over abos until the bumper falls off!

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Lol sounds pretty good to me mate

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my fellow burger trying to start the great leaf vs emu war.

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