Russia is para bellum

Hey, in Russia mass media acts like we should prepare to WW3, as if NATO want to fight us in the next couple of years.
How about this shit in your countries? Will Russia attack/occupy you tommorow?
Хoхлы - дaжe нe cтapaйтecь.

Thats what our media would have you believe. Everything is a "russian conspiracy" and you get headlines like "russian wargames show putin is preparing for WWIII" or "russia provokes the west by showcasing military power"

Literally nothing, other than mention of Victory Parade.

If this is how the allies/axis lines up, I'm enlistin for some motherfucking adventure....and hopefully I'll get to kill some muzzies, chinks and HOPEFULLY JEWS.

Also mention that Victory Parade was tamer than usual but some new shit was also shown.

Compare Russian military to other cunts militaries

literally less than nothing - our media pretends that we are handing over our countries to russia by election non-establishment
also every hack is blamed on russia and you guys are the eternal hyper hacker cracker pope lord

western media = russia already controls everything

Chinks are honorary Aryans you kike.

>RUSSIAN AGGRESSION
Our media still thinks you're the USSR and the cold war is still going. Maybe it is.

According to our media you guys have already won and are controlling our democracy already. No need for a war to be fought I guess.