You have ten seconds to act like Trump

>you have ten seconds to act like Trump

CHINA

I was told to make a post in ten seconds. Very fast!

>teleports behind you

nothin investigative kid

>fires you in the back

OUT, OUT OUT OUT

fuck yeah i'm the president you're fired *touches nuclear codes*

I LOVE JEWS LE GREATEST ALLY STOP ANTI SEMITISM

Disappointing thread. Sad!

*wins election*

You're a fucking incompetent asshole You're fired!

Mы coбиpaeмcя выигpaть тaк мнoгo

We dropped the biggest bombs on Syria. Yuge.

"You're fired!!!"

Please, change my mind in 10 minutes alone time, Ivanka.

I grabbed your sister by the pussy

The failing New York Times is yet again spreading fake news! Sad!

>"CHY-NA"
>*continues to not build a wall*

Cyкa Блять

You're fired!
Sad!

Blarg! Bigly! Wrong! I love da Joos!

Go on,pee on me already

I fired that guy so fast. James Comey. You wouldn't believe how fast I fired that guy. I fired that guy so fast it would make your head spin.

I was with the president of mexico, we were eating guacamole, it was the best guacamole you'd ever think, and then I just told him "I just sent 300 MOABs on egypt

CUT MY TAXES

Subtle kek

Ive seen the future folks, and let me tell you, its just terrible. Absolutely awful.

CRASHING THIS COUNTRY

YOU'RE FIRED!

BIGLY

*autistic hand motions*

CNN said it took me nearly 4 months. That is fake news. Closer to 3 months. But they were great months. Fantastic

...

>Tries to make America great again while liberals block my motions then argue that I'm not getting anything done.

I literally am Trump.

...

Bye Bye

Plays the long 8d telepathic telekinetic quantum entangled time travelling clairvoyant omnikinetik precognative game theory chess in reverse

CAN WE GETTIM THE HELL OUTTA HEAH.

T R E M E N D O U S

>Fires everyone who doesn't agree with me
>Sues everyone who says not nice things about me
>doesn't take my autism medicine.

i don't know what to tell you folks, believe me

CHINA IS MANIPULATING THE WEATHER
AUSTRALIA IS PLOTTING AGAINST US
CANADA IS SENDING THEIR WORST

russia is ok tho

BING BONG BING BING CHAINA

IMMA FUCK YOU UP CRACKA

i love the great wall of china

here on Sup Forums we have the best, THE BEST, political threads, believe me.

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JEB IS A MESS!

I want to suck a big fat nigger cock while another nigger drills me in the ass because I'm Donald J. Trump and I'm a cock-loving faggot who loves dark meat.

>comey, you're fired

The jews want me to do what?

BAD TRADE DEALS. YOU'RE FIRED CANADA!

I will accept Armenian genocide if I am elected.

If you had just ten seconds, it wouldn't be as good as my ten seconds. I have all the best seconds. Believe me. Everybody knows that. People come up to me and they say, Mr.Trump, really, you have... have the greatest seconds of all time. Bigly

LONG LIVE ISRAEL, LONG LIVE THE JEWISH RACE. DEATH TO SECULAR ARAB COUNTRIES, LONG LIVE WAHHABISM! MEXICANS WELCOME! FUCK WALLS!

> delete bad hombres

BIG-LY

CHI-NA

Believe me

weew

Sad!

we have good people. the best people. you wont find good people like these people. great people.

Im just here looking at that chin

when ivanka gives you the succ

yuh fawd

there is no such thing as a tax cut

you can't save what you don't earn

the wealthy elites that you worship, obey, serve and fight for, need tax cuts

ur rite its so dumb that people who earn 25k usd a year arent gonna save 200k on taxes
fuck donald trump etc

Lol you right wing retards don't even try to hide what shills and cucks you are.

Why is Trump cutting taxes for millionaires and billionaires at a time of deficits, debt and rising interest rates?

I promise you, these will be the greatest 10 seconds of your life, if not ever!

>YOU'RE FIRED
YOU'RE FIRED
>YOU'RE FIRED
YOU'RE FIRED

Nobody loves Sup Forums more than I do. No one

Y-YOU'RE FIRED !!

Weren't we just trying the new series?

What's an FBI ??

Lublianka, suck muh dick now !!