LATEST POLLING Survey Date CON (%) LAB (%) LD (%) UKIP (%)Grn (%)¦ CON lead Kantar/ 2017-05-08 44 28 11 8 6 +16 Don't believe the polling [apologies for formatting]
Why does her left eye look like it's going to fall out
Daniel Torres
>Distilling is illegal however.
Distilling is Legal down is Australia but there are a few funny rules about it. It's Legal to Distill but illegal to teach anyone how to Distill or to advertise any Distilling products.
Anthony Young
East Anglia but not Essex
Mason Lee
Because she's nervous with that look you're giving her. Stop it.
William Robinson
We've spoiled all the fun.
Well, the fun for their politicians anyway. I'm sure there's more than a few here that are annoyed we decoupled from the gravy train.
Ethan Morgan
Yeah, you can buy brewing kits in wilkos or wherever. Not intended for mass-production obviously.
Christopher Sanders
A girl from school that I didn't think was anything special is now a model
Colton Martin
>124860665 >tripfagging
Parker Evans
It's not it's just looking at it's own self-interest first. You were part of that self-interest now your not.
Sounds a bit like our prostitution laws here. Paying for sex is legal but solicitation is illegal and brothels are also illegal. So your allowed sell yourself but you can't advertise that you do it?
Dylan Nguyen
Finding the Sup Forums coverage in UK press quite uncomfy 2bh.
W-what if she reads your posts, user? You know. Her. The girl you can't stop thinking about. She might see Sup Forums mentioned on the news and end up reading your posts.
Justin Morales
How many times has that happened...
You can't tell until she's 21 really.
Isaiah Mitchell
>She might see Sup Forums mentioned on the news and end up reading your posts.
I doubt it. She doesn't even have a Facebook account. I know because I check once a week.
Justin Morales
Post pics
Christopher Barnes
This post makes me want to join the Merchant Navy.
Nicholas Gomez
Pirate Party is in favour of open borders to the entire world. Will never vote for them.
Xavier Lopez
Jokes on you, I don't know any girls.
Carter Perez
It's the same here, you can't solicit on the street but everything else is legal.
Benjamin Flores
Brit/pol/ is the heart of Sup Forums
If you remove it this place dies.
Levi Williams
>TRACTOR BOY
Henry Robinson
More than that, the nose to face ratio is well off.
Carter Cruz
Do you reckon anyone's ever actually fucked May or is she still an untouched virgin with cobwebs around her muff?
Maybe at the Conservatives Christmas party in 1994, had one too many to drink and she slipped into the cleaning cupboard with John Major and got rallied from behind facing a half empty bottle of Dettol?
Maybe one of the young interns was kept behind in the office one night to do some paperwork and she pinned his weak frame against the filing cabinet, the dossiers of dirt on Labour MPs spilling on the floor as she choked down on his strong and stable erection?
Or is Theresa a pure woman, never to lock eyes with a penis?
Ryan Bell
wait the kid that died today was muslim
Dominic Smith
>haha you only made one post in this thread with only 35 (as of writing) other posts >better luck next time
What exactly was this line of reasoning?
These threads used to actually discuss politics between the shitposts, and now it's people doing exactly the reddit thing: baiting for (You)s like they're upvotes.
Noah Parker
here
t. Pitsea (no I'm not a Pikey)
Landon Young
>tfw a girl I had a crush on at school who was extremely quiet and only had two friends went on to become a model
Nathaniel Russell
Is Drayton manor /our theme park/?
Charles Wood
You're allowed to advertise and sell the final product you're just not allowed to advertise the distilling equipment (i.e. the still itself). I'm guessing the reason it is like this is to stop Abo's from setting up their own stills only to give themselves methanol poisoning.
Thomas Morris
>not stocking up on metal queenies last chance lads, stormy seas ahead.
Zachary Anderson
Love the Shipping Forecast but always forget the regions. Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea are the only ones I remember because they're in a Radiohead song.
Oliver Jenkins
and all the girls you lusted after are broken now I bet, its a tragic thing for a girl to peak as a teen
Eli Howard
Tonight's political topic: Why are our threads better than everyone else's?
Jose Torres
Same, fucking weird innit. And another one ended up being bezzy mates with Pewdiepie despite being a boring slaggy chav technophobe stereotype. I guess they can achieve a lot more if they strip off and/or cake their faces in warpaint.
Grayson Perry
link to coverage pl0x
Jaxson Jenkins
They even used to bulli us with stuff like the Financial Transaction Tax (AKA London Tax) they tried to push through.
That's why I voted leave, always tried to take advantage of us.
Levi Adams
The girl I can't stop thinking about is native Chinese and only talks to me through QQ messenger voice messages to tell me to have a nice day and teach me Chinese words
Oliver Torres
Homogeneity.
Easton Hernandez
dog bless
Blake Parker
I think we deflect new users because brit/pol/ looks unwelcoming.
Ryan Reyes
A girl from school that used to give blowjobs in the WC is now a SJW church youth group leader.
Owen Torres
beecause they are beat cucks who hate freedom and showing the world you have a pair
Christopher Smith
Because we're better than everyone else.
Grayson Peterson
4 girls from my town were offered modeling contracts when I was young. None made it and they ended up fucking up their education from focusing on it.
We just made it outright illegal to stop mongs giving themselves methanol poisoning.
Colton Smith
DHINGS! :-DD
Blake Gray
They have to prove that brexit is a big mistake. Why they couldn't do that by giving us a fair deal and leaving us to it is open to interpretation I guess. But I know what I think about it.
Jace Roberts
If you're reading this, please kill yourself so I can leave the house without risking meeting you
Thanks for sabotaging our alliance with Japan, and Lend-Lease, and betraying us over Suez, and funding and supporting the IRA.
Adrian Gutierrez
>Share noy, jes gerrina van an yeel erl be medels so yeas wil.
Jaxon Evans
She wants to fuck Farage according to Farage
Christian Lewis
CAN ONLEE GIB BEDDUR :DDD
Levi Bennett
OOOOOH ARRR
Oi doont noe waart Oi loik moar: moi traaher oar moi sistur.
Nolan Rogers
>implying Britain's greatest ally isn't portugal
Christopher Garcia
This.
William Thompson
>Financial Transaction Tax (AKA London Tax) they tried to push through. But you said no and they just went OK cool never mind. I really don't understand this attitude some people have about the EU each countries vetoing power is ridiculously high.
Nicholas Bennett
That's how it's been for well over a year now. They all start off as unfoundedly high and mighty as you, just settle down, stop being autistic and nobody will think you're a cunt. Also >plebbit imgur filename
John Ramirez
Go away, we are better than you.
Nicholas Davis
GAN ONLE GED BIDDAR ;DD
Mason Ward
Actually, google image search file name.
But OK, I'll just behave like everyone else.
Jacob Thompson
>He thinks voting for the (((conservatives))) isn't cucked
Lucas Wright
How do I make swivel-chair foam stop smelling?
John Nelson
>implying there's anything wrong with incest You could have been married to your qt first cousin now had you just voted Whig.