fucking lol
They're giving Comey the OJ Simpson treatment
Is he in the cuckmobile? How does he fit in a car that small? He's a fucking giant.
Hahahahhahahahahhahbahahaa
He's in the police escorted SUV retard
yea FBI director drives himself around in a mini cooper instead of being driven in a black suburban with police escort
crazy timeline
I had the best laugh at that, props to you user
kek my first thought too
I'm a little smarter than you are though obviously
I have not laughed this hard in so fucking hard. Thank you user.
So hard i can't even type apparently,
>wew lad
>Yfw the camera follows him as he drives to Hillary Clinton's house to have a good cry
Take it
>traffic
is that near los angeles, california?
>mfw its real
Jim?
Shows just how desperate the media is for sensationalism
They bitch about trump on one hand then smile and grab money with the other hand
just got home. why did trump fire him?
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Kek
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Why not?
Unnecessary drama.
reddit back you go
>"Alright Comey, get in," said the Secret Service agent to his right.
>Disgraced ex-Director Comey started to reach for the door of the black Chevy Suburban.
>"No, Comey--that one's for big boys. Here's your ride," he grinned, jerking his thumb at the flaccid gray Cuckmobile.
>Comey crammed his gangly frame into the glorifed clown car with as much dignity as he could muster, then waved over his wife.
>"Wrong again, Comey," said the agent. "This one's riding with me," he grinned, slapping Comey's wife briskly on her ass. She yelped and then blushed as she excitedly climbed into the front seat. "Don't wait up."
Shills are going batshit insane here for some reason. There's a dozen new race mixing threads everytime I refresh the front page.
>"No, Comey--that one's for big boys. Here's your ride," he grinned, jerking his thumb at the flaccid gray Cuckmobile.
Keked really hard user. Than you
Fucking hilarious
what a circus the USA is
KIM PLZ
nuke this motherfuckers
10/10
Ohohohoh wow Hahaha 10/10 lmao
11/10 with rice!!
This media crap is payback for that "October surprise" on Hillary through Wiener's computer. Dude should of just resigned instead of faking it.
Also his Gulfstream N616RK JENA625 is hauling ass and is almost to KLAS airspace
you stupid fucking retard
i laughed SO hard at this jesus
I want off this timeline, my sides can't fucking take this anymore
fucking humiliating
Also isn't he a private citizen now, why is he traveling aboard Government aircraft?
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lmao
Have a (you)
c-c-c-c--combo breaker
lmao
ouch
>"Wrong again, Comey," said the agent. "This one's riding with me," he grinned, slapping Comey's wife briskly on her ass.
I'm fucking dead.
Absolute gold.
If the indictment doesn't fit, then you have to acquit.
HaH! GoT EEeeeeeem!
Honestly kill yourself Reddit cancer
ayyyy
>yfw you realize Trump cucked the head of the FBI
Holy fucking Christ can someone make an ms paint of a cuck mobile and wojack comey
It's been too long since I've seen a good greentext on here.
He should be, after todays events.
I hope trump fires every bureaucrat like this