Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Tory election fraud: findings announced by CPS 11am 10/05/17
order-order.com/2017/05/09/cps-tory-charging-decisions-11am-tomorrow/
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

>Queen spent UK aid on Bahraini military parade
theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain
archive.is/wF47H

>Jeremy Corbyn threatens to come after ‘greedy bankers and crooked financiers’
cityam.com/264403/jeremy-corbyn-threatens-come-after-greedy-bankers-and
archive.is/L1hdK

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Which is better?

Ya im done with Jews. Here comes the Ice Cream man.

Neither

Only heard the first

That looks proper tasty tbthwu famalamadingdong.

is philip jewish?

Looks like someone came on a tortilla.

Why did the Daily Mail switch to this style of headline?

There's a Meatloaf musical coming to London soon.

>inb4 fag

> That headline.
> Philip May's expression.

Well who the fucks monty?

He lives over here doesn't he?

why cant people cook anymore?

p-pelagea is pure
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Yeah, I know it's not sexual or necessarily for desperate saddos, but I solely watch Pelagea to trigger my >tfw no gf tingles.

The original

I know but it's all but booked out. I'll wait until they do anothet run of shows.

Reminder that non-whites aren't allowed to post here. Go back to your country of origin.

hi

Are there any ecological downsides to fox hunting lads? I know basically nothing about the issue. Is opposition to it purely based on emotional grounds?

I can cook bread really well. Making bread is so much fun, there is so much to the process in terms of the sensory experience, the kneading of the dough, the smell of it cooking, it's just such a fun experience.

Fucking betrayal.

There's no downsides to hunting foxes.

Chasing after them with dogs and horses is an entirely different thing and has no actual benefits.

Not sure, not a big fan.

Emotional, or moral? It's completely barbaric, only Muslims treat animals as badly as these cunts, chasing animals through their habitat on horse back while a pack of rabid dogs chase after the fox and tear it apart.

she looks just like her......

the army has lost a lot of veterans and need to train its newest recruits in a actual theatre where they can kill people aka some poor sandnigger place.

Good policy.

>Literally putting a whole chicken on a pancake and roasting it

They can't be saved.

They also trash people's private property during the hunt, although the cunts who sabotage the hunts are just as fucking bad

>although the cunts who sabotage the hunts are just as fucking bad
Why?

the dogs rip it to shreds so you can't just shoot it for a laugh and lob it in the canal on the way back

blood and fur everywhere

You women!
All I ever hear is:
>Let's have fish and Chiiiips.!!
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I wish I could enjoy life at that level.

>inb4 someone attempts to argue this is 'natural'

If not then I guess all the contrarian toryboys have gone to bed

>promoting feminisation hypnosis

How do you mean?

A lot of the time they set traps for the dogs and horses.

In regards to all this food posting, I defy any of you to find a video as bad as this youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

Her favourite, clearly.

Because schools stopped teaching women home economics and instead started forcing men to learn how to sew cushion covers and make pizzas while teaching women to solder and draw cubes.

Watch it all btw

My cousin once removed or something used to be hired muscle for the hunt, specifically protecting the terrier men. Apparently it was a shitshow on both sides.

>Rightly So
>enjoy life
just wait until 3am

that's great but man cannot live on bread and water alone as they say

Depends is the fox is fucking with farmers or not. "The Hunt" the thing ye do where ye capture a fox release it and hunt it is a bit fucked, but I have no qualms with letting my dogs hunt a fox that's killed my livestock.

So are the hunts entirely for sporting purposes? Not as a means of culling them? There has to be a reason for fox hunting aside from the indulgence of the upper class... right?

Everything about that video makes me want to be sick. Fucking disgusting.

Ugh, Ashens had one once, he only ate a bit though. Looked horrid.

n-no its for big manly men like me
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Trick question. Dead Ringer is best.

Enjoying the sheer simple sensory input from an activity. I don't enjoy anything like that except maybe playing guitar sometimes.

Really? Got any stories?

Literally '>tfw to intelligent to enjoy making my own food'

Yes, exactly. People do hunt foxes for culling reasons, that's perfectly legal. But the "hunting" that was banned was anything but.

ahem

Got called a gregg by lads today to be honest

I'll raise you.

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I would actually give that a go.

>sew cushion covers
Jesus Christ I've just remembered this. What the actual fuck...
The state of our education system

Yeah but they make really good biscuits.

i'd love to try this

He told me one time there was a group of protesters and one of the horseriders rode past them and smashed a pregnant woman in the ace with his crop.

Only to get pulled off his horse after and the shit beaten out of him.

I've never heard of that.

Here's some related short autism greentext though
>sent local fox hunt saboteurs email asking about joining them
>said to meet up at a pub
>went there
>got there much earlier than the meeting was
>never hung around in a pub on my own for that long
>left after 5 minutes because it was awkward

If I was hubby I'd be having fucking none of it tbqh. Imagine getting cucked by a bloke named monty.

Right. So, this fox hunting thing is another reason to support Are Nutt?

Any bourgeois cunts here

I'm gonna kick your arse

Well I don't just enjoy life at that level, there are many things I can take satisfaction from.

Didn't the Tories cheat Farage out of his seat in the last general election?

Is that one of the constituencies being investigated for election fraud?

my nan never went to school and she can cook like a goddess.

we need to stop blaming things on schools and start taking responsibilty for ourselves. schools have always been shit at teaching anything unless youre privately educated

>Deep conversations
>They get me nowhere.
>They just bring me down.

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>implying knowing how to take up your own cuffs etc. isn't a useful skill

Even Rambo could sew, user.

I made bolognese for tea a few hours ago

Do it faggot

>Yesss, would you pass the truffle oil lad?

Yes but probably not being investigated.

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How much you weigh lads?

Is Jon sopel one of them?

Dunno, never heard his position on it. If he's for keeping it banned then sure, I guess. I personally don't care that the foxes die, but it's not hunting and it's not sporting.

I only weight my self in kg

EVEN THE CAT IS ENOCH

today on fedora magazine

I don't even weigh enough to make the list.

Do you think he stole the tune of Girlfriend in a coma, the bit where he says "Do you really think, she'll pull through?" From all along the watchtower?
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We used machines though...

If only there was some means by which one unit could be converted into another...

this is the gayest most annoying thing ive seen in my life. i want them both to fall off a cliff

Parents would teach kids.
Now cooking has become some middle-class waitrose hobby.

Look just learn the basics and stop trying to create Michelin starred dishes.
>How to cook meat in different ways
>Rice.
>Vegetables.
>Pulses
>Sauces.

One you stock your food cupboard and learn taste and spice combos, all you spend money on are meats and fresh vegetables.

Fuck me that's funny, seems both got what was coming.

I doubt they mean to hurt the animals in most cases, although there was a case in my area where they were luring the dogs away and killing them.

No that's a dog, isn't it?