Brit/pol/ - 3AM Edition

>Tory election fraud: findings announced by CPS 11am 10/05/17
order-order.com/2017/05/09/cps-tory-charging-decisions-11am-tomorrow/
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>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
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>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
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>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
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>Queen spent UK aid on Bahraini military parade
theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain
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>Jeremy Corbyn threatens to come after ‘greedy bankers and crooked financiers’
cityam.com/264403/jeremy-corbyn-threatens-come-after-greedy-bankers-and
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LATEST POLLING
Survey Date CON (%) LAB (%) LD (%) UKIP (%)Grn (%)¦ CON lead
Kantar/ 2017-05-08 44 28 11 8 6 +16

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>tories only get elected because they pretend to be nationalist
>labradors only get elected because they pretend to be socialist
>nobody would vote for a national socialist party because that would be racist and me dad voted and his dad voted
Democracy was a mistake.

>he still votes

You know if you walk into a shop and you want nothing, then you aren't compelled to buy something?

Post more rage inducing police vids.

You know that if you're dying and can decide how you die you might make yourself more comfortable, right?

White British population (stats from UK censuses):

>1991 - 93% White British

>2001 - 87% White British

>2011 - 80% White British

In my opinion, in the 2021 census, we'll be at ~70% White British.

Could things starting turning come the 2022 general election?

What are some good places to in England for a vacation? All you lot tell me that London is a total shithole, but it seems as if where all the fun's at.

I don't know why the alt-right struggle with this concept so much, we're funding moderate democratic freedom fighters against a brutal dictatorship, why is that a bad thing?

So is Brexit happening or not?

if you regularly walk into shops and buy nothing you are either poor or clinically retarded and like to look at the "interesting things"

Depends what you're looking for. If you're a history fag like me then the whole country is great.

reminder that he was /ourguy/

>do i want to be killed by the international financial system or literal niggers

I know right, it's like when we trained, aided and supported Mossad and Saudi to gather radical extremist Muslims in Pakistan by using a select interpretation of their religious texts and tribal customs to launch an offenisve against the Soviets in Afghanistan.

Never did anyone any harm!

And in Syria, well whatsup with all those Black-Flag waving ISIS extremists getting help from Israel?

>I tell ya, i can't understand all this opposition to our hypocrisy. Let a man build his fortunes.

>Hey haha look I watched an old film once and now I think existential nihilism is the answer to every knotty problem I come across
Just admit that you're lazy and apathetic.

I hope so.

History would be great, nice scenery, nature, good food, but I'm also looking to get fucked up and indulge in a bit of degeneracy with the ladies.

Yes with a but.
youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Scandal!

theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain

So I suppose that's getting it over with as soon as possible, yes? Once a death is coming, it is inevitable. We are all destined to die, why would you leave something which you resent? It would be more reasonable to revolt using that argument. In a democracy you are responsible for either voting or not. Both have consequences. Why would you vote for something you do not disagree with? For your personal comfort? Even if the long decent actually ends up being worse in the end?

I agree. I saw there was nothing I wanted, so I don't go in there again.

>Eddy boo boo, Lawnmower man mooo.

Nah, I'll be voting UKIP as they're the best we have and I honestly don't want to give either the tories or labout a mandate as I fundementally disagree with both of their platforms.

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I'm sorry.

lol mong detected. Why waste your vote on a party that will literally, LITERALLY NEVER be in power to carry out their policies? Vote Conservative like you're supposed to, do you want brexit or not you spaz?

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Daily reminder to come to Royal Holloway if you're thinking of going to university. I know there are underage fags here. We have a big crew of rightists ranging from full autist libertarians to NatSoc types.

- That and a depiction of the Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) on our main building.

London has got to be done really.

If you're looking at countryside options, I would recommend:

The Lake District
Devon
The Yorkshire Dales
Scotland - particularly the Highlands
Wales - Snowdonia, particularly

>There are so many places that I haven't listed, but those are my personal highlights.

If only there was a way we could fracture the middle east into a number of small states so none of them could get a monopoly on oil, but for something like that to happen you'd need to gerrymander it so that they were all reliant on western support in order to survive, thus giving them an incentive to trade oil at reasonable prices.

I'd recommend you travel around a bit then. Accommodation can be quite cheap and degeneracy lurks around every corner in this great nation. For example I live in a small town and there are two separate clubs both doing a £1 drinks night every Monday and Thursday, it's fucking carnage mate.

>tfw went to Manchester
lefties everywhere, fucking hate it although I had fun fucking with the ISOC in October

nigger

>inb4 having your collar felt for loitering.

Portsmouth
Penzance
Torquay
Winchester
Nottingham
Lincoln
York
Bath
Newcastle
Edinburgh
Inverness
King's Lynn
Largs
Aberdeen
Shetland
Aviemore

London is fine for a day out, you can accomplish everything that's worth seeing there easily in 12 hours.
If you want a more comfy city (aka no Pakis) with good history and buildings go to York.

Avoid Birmingham at all costs

>Manchester
There's your problem. It's a better university (academically) than Royal Holloway tho.

Reminder that the Tories are going to sell out British fishermen

Rebirth of project prodigal when?

>A further design for the Prodigal requirement used a pair of the 120 mm recoilless rifles, as used for the WOMBAT, and fitted with seven-round revolver autoloaders. These were mounted on a swivelling mounting above a low boat-shaped hull with conventional suspension, crewed by a single commander / driver / gunner. The mounting could elevate conventionally. The autoloaders and their ammunition were carried in armoured boxes above the hull, with the reaction nozzles of the recoilless rifle protruding behind. Sighting for these recoilless rifles was to be the same M8C .50 spotting rifles, one for each barrel, as used with the WOMBAT.

What's wrong with Birmingham? Is it a little Pakistan?

For the degree I'm doing it's only slightly better, still atleast I'm not in London (like it matters considering I live near the Islamic shitholes in South Manchester)

Reading the replies on Britain Elects twitter is funny
stupid normies

I know, I mean that sounds incredibly brilliant and clever, but when has British Foreign Policy and intelligence strategy, ever done or attempted to do anything of the sort?

I mean, remember the dying days of empire?
We'd never have attempted to do such a crass divide-and-rule policy to serve better our Geo-Political Interests based on resources and power. God forbid we should actively sponsor and create a rigid division of the sub-continent for fear of Russian involvement spreading from Iran through to the Indian ocean.

>Shout out to Big T.E. Lawrence, thanks for keeping things tight in sandy-lands and not being too pissed when ur Generals told you to go away.
>Much respect to our guy Mountbatten. Kashmir was genius.

>Nah, fuck you

I love York

Yep, it's the most "diverse" city in the UK. Atleast in places like Bradford the Pakis keep to their own areas, even in London they very rarely bleed into the touristy areas.
In Birmingham though they are fucking everywhere, when I last went they had 4 Islamic guys playing Islamic prayer music and giving out Muslim propaganda in the middle of New Street (basically the main street in the City Centre).

Then you get all the nig-nogs who aren't as bad but still annoying

I've only ever been to the train station desu so I can't comment on 1st hand experience. It's the 2nd largest city in the UK though, and there are supposed to be some nice spots of countryside in the surrounding areas.

Start buying guns.

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Having a cheeky late-night choc ice, lads.

I'm not really getting into the mood for this election cycle - I feel a bit electioned out desu

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Fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an ARYAN
Be he alive or be he DIED
I'll have his ARYAN blood refined

Squeeze it from his ARYAN veins
Suck it down the refinery drains
Pour into the Saxon cup
ANGLO raise your glass, and sup

ANGLOS dinner appetiser
Little Hans is none the wiser
Walking snack in Lederhosen
Another ARYANDIED is chosen

Round them up and send them screaming
The Centrifuge is what I'm dreaming.
Spin the ARYANS round and round
In their blood we'll make them drown

>Sing it with me, fellow Anglos!

Silent night, ARYANDIED
Their end is near, our future bright
Round up virgin, mother and child
Tasty infants, tender and mild
Send them to the Refinery,
Send them to the Refinery

Silent night, ARYANDIED
Beady Eyes, filled with lies
Radiant bombs from thy Lancaster planes.
Cooking up ARYANS with fiery flames
ANGLO, Lord of the world
ANGLO, Lord of the world

Silent night, ARYANDIED
Cities quake - burning alive.
Bombs are streaming from up above
beadily, hosts sing GIVE ME THEIR BLOOD.
Hans the ARYAN is smashed.,
Hans the ARYAN is smashed.,

>tfw you're NEET and can shitpost into the night

I mean, you get these confused little boys who think that Secular Ba'athism woulf actually be good for the region, that if they simply abandoned their sectarian divisions and united to form a stable economic bloc that it would be much safer, that simply isn't the case. Look how stable Iraq is, look how well the Saudi theocracy treats their Shi'ite peoples, and then if you want to see the reverse you need only look to Syria, where Assad was so desperate to kill Christians he had an entire civil war just do do it.

>Eh ya yo?

Comfy hours.

>I can't sleep tonight for some reason.

You know I thought I was British. Fucked many British girls, had multiple British girlfriends since highschool.

Then one day a cute Italian trap messaged me on OKCupid. Eventually I thought "Well fuck, he looks hotter than most women, so what if he has a dick, its not like Im going to be the one getting fucked".

And then I fucked the Italian trap, and then I kept fucking the her. Eventually though I stopped seeing the trap for various reasons, I didnt want to start a relationship with him and I guess he couldnt handle that so he stopped giving me sex.

Several months later, I dont know at what point it was, but at some point, I was fucking some girl, and I realized that I missed seeing the Italian dick. And then I couldnt get the thought out of my head. Started jerking it more and more to tranny porn. I mean, I was still attracted to British women, and I still fucked pussy. But I remember really starting to get turned on by traps and trannies, and then even feminine guys.

Then a cute indian boy message me, and he wasnt even a trap. He was just a really flaming femboy. And I fucked him too.

And now Im fucking homo. I still fuck British girls, in fact Im currently in a relationship with a British woman. But I know I would fucking destroy some bottom ass too if the opportunity came up.

Anyway, fuck European culture for making me this way.

Me too, I live in a safe Tory seat

My family is from a place in between Birmingham and London. Oh god.

Try counting sheep lad.

that's a pretty large gap with a lot of nice countryside between so I wouldn't worry too much

Thanks lad, I'll have another go in a little while.

You sound like a walking STD menace desu

>be American-Brit
>move to Manchesterafter graduating from college
>2 pubs in this town, naturally choose to be a regular at the one that isn't a rundown shithole
>regular for two years

>2 years later
>decide to change it up a bit
>take lass to said rundown bar to get a better feel of the locals because we bought a house, are planning on having kids, and will eventually be choosing a church in the community
>can't quite communicate properly with the locals
>happen to mention that I used to go to the nice bar across town for a few years on a regular basis
>immediately everyone starts avoiding me there
>on the spot (and in front of all the locals) I autisically try to explain it as me being something like a pioneer from reddit (a nice and welcoming website) to Sup Forums (a shitty and hateful website)
>they don't understand what I'm talking about and they shout me and my girlfriend out of the bar and I almost get beat up in the parking lot

We're now considering moving. What the fuck do I do?

Don't leave user. If you guys all go to sleep I'll only have the main board. Can't bear the thought of it tbqhwu

Man I'm totally clean and I get tested at least once every 2 years

I will keep u company user

I'll do my best user - there will come a point where I will have to bid ye goodnight, but I'm not quite there yet.

I guess risk-taking behaviour increases risk

>inb4 HPV which condoms do not protect against.

Move out of Manchester and move South where normal people live. Everyone in the North is a mongoloid and is life unworthy of life. You clearly went into some football hooligan den or something. Was there sawdust on the floor? That's usually an indicator of a shit hole, it's used to soak up the blood from the fights that happen there.

Anyway,move south but of course stay away from the cities. I recommend Hampshire, and anywhere in the East of England too

Appreciate it guys. I just had a look out there and it's fucking ugly, thank god the_donald aren't interested in us.

does anyone else simply stop reading posts that basically start with "i fucked many girls and..."

it's a fucking stupid pattern.
yet more worthless niggers to completely ignore. if only there were a blocker script or something

I just assumed it was a pasta. Is it not a pasta?

How's Boddington?

I know, that Bastard Assad with his Christian support and certain BASED Sunni Palestinian groups supporting him.
When will they learn to listen to us, their betters and do as we say, eh?
It's not like the Saudi's would ever indoctrinate and poison Islamic religious discourse and exert their ideological power over a world population of Muslims by simply buying influence. Good lads they are. They have good Al-Yamamahs.
Also fuck those Yemenis resisting Saudi influence. How dare they stop us from letting the Saudi's use their newly bought toys from our finest MoD Playstore.

Still, if Ba'thism tried that formula, they would fail. You are right.
I mean it's not at all like the EU which has never got together to form a Political, social and economic union. The EU would never try to blackmail countries economically into staying with the them whilst stripping wages and filling neo-liberal strategists into every orifice of their incredibly streamlined and non-bureaucratic structure.

Any country can leave any time. Just ask Jurgen Klopp's dad.

Good advice lad. I live near Manchester and it's a dump. Several towns nearby are also paki central.

No worries Anons we are safe - for now.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-39861269/if-i-were-prime-minister-for-the-day

>Teens on voting, tampon tax and farming

Well brit/pol/? Do you agree? Proone does need his tampons after all.

>Night night user.
youtube.com/watch?v=tl8AHgXQqCI

I don't know why I responded kek

>some seepage from the main board.

>Stop ripping my city.

>Democracy was a mistake.
Just hang in there... AI overlord soon.

dunno, didn't read past the first few words.

anyway if it wasn't pasta the "british" he had were probably poles/niggers/pakis so enjoy ur aids you yank fagget

It can't be helped mate, I sincerely feel for you. Passed through Manchester recently and fuck me it's worse than most of London in regards to coons. How the fuck do you cope? I lose my shit over the five Somalians in my town.

youtube.com/watch?v=OfAul2isPfo

The North has nice parts desu - there are shitty areas in the South too. The cost of living is generally cheaper up north too, so if you wish to stay up there, perhaps find a nicer area.

>source lived both North and South.

I live in London, so Manchester is bliss in comparison.
Also:

>I'm not white.

Am in the mood for a good documentary, give me one please brit/pol/

>dont blaim pain!
>he's an honest chap

And he had his own harem of tweens aswell.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

The Greatest Story Never Told

Symbols of an Alien Sky

Sup Forums and presumably Sup Forums was mentioned in my exam at university today. I made sure to mention pepe in my answer. It was saying how Sup Forums right-wing trolls forced gay clubs to close

>Both the female proposals are insignificant and self-serving
>The guy comes up with a meaningful suggestion that benefits everyone

Giving women the vote was a mistake

Night lad - that is a comfy vid you have linked for me.

>So special to me.
>I'll never forget you pain.

>I'm not white
Holey moley. Well what are you?

I go to uni in Birmingham and yeah there are so many muslims. You can drive down the road and not see white people for miles in some parts.

But there are some really nice places in the countryside of the west midlands

You may have already seen it but bitter lake is pretty decent.

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Look into the achievements of Manchester. The first female bishop, giving women the vote, vegetarianism, etc. Basically the degenerate capital of England.