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>This is why admin never deletes illegal threads calling for violence against minorities or government
>This is why Admin protects threads saying 'Kill a nigger', 'Hang the government', 'Kill the disabled', or 'Subhuman Gook Hate Time'.
Funny how they're so eager to prune threads discussing age of consent and loli's.

Really activating my almonds here.

I'm suicidal anyways who cares

Final redpill: Sup Forums is the finest humor page online today.

Jokes on them everything I post is satire as the internet is and was never serious buisness. Bunch of idiots post myspace era.

I have literally lied about 99% of things to get a good number of (you's)

sage

And no, they're not keeping track of jack shit. I mean not more than anyone else, and it's just data that no one will ever look at. You wouldn't believe the people they're NOT or were not keeping tabs on. Folks who glaringly obviously needed to be watched, they were not.

They would know all this regardless of my browsing Sup Forums or not.

Cool. Everything I've ever posted was to get a reaction anyway, could give a fuck less about the NSA picking up on some of my old edgy teen material, I'm not even a legitimate threat.

You're being tracked through google while training their AI through Captcha.

They send their data to the deep state

>le scary green text

who in the hell takes anything on Sup Forums seriously? this whole site is a meme

shitty concern/demoralization troll in an effort to demotivate posting
>falling for this shit b8
ISHYGDDT

>the government is monitoring my shitposts out of everything else going on in the world
I feel kind of honored.

and who are you to decide if you are le legitimate threat?
nice try, future buttplugged mall shooter

When serious crimes are admitted like a terrorist plot or murder, feds are obligated to investigate. So they do take some of the stuff here seriously.

>Because every thing on that list has enough funds to do just that
Fuck off.

Gas the kikes !

How many times do we need to have this conversation? Literally half of the NSA/FBIanons that come here, in up being converted to our side and working as moles for us. This is a well known thing in Discord/IRC circles, or on layer 3+ Sup Forums but I guess not everyone knows this on the surface level

this is a good image, it'll help scare kids and redditors away

Who gives a rats as, they spy on us everywhere, not just Sup Forums.. Weak attempt at discouraging dissent faggots!

The cyberpolice are at my door, been real fun fellas!

i dont care life is boring i just hope ww3 starts...

If the NSA knew the work I did on a regular basis they'd already have tried to hire me. And I would've said no.

9-11, bomb, isis, Washington dc, police, Obama, elementary school, shooting at noon, Allah akbar, rape, Child pornography, Hillary Clinton, Russia, hackers, 3 ki of coke at neighbors, Ted Kazinsky.

I wonder how many nsa programs I just triggered.

walk up to the judge
>user, jesus christ, there are thousands of posts that just make fun of canadians
>What the hell is a day of the rake?

God, please be real
Please make the judge read all of my hundreds of thousands "Dog fucker canadians should die" comments

yeah i actually voted for hillary

The Federal government is evil and powerful, true. But, they are also incompetent and lazy. For example, the guy who made the original Silk Road got away with it for years, made millions, and he was eventually undone when someone thought to google the first time "Silk Road" was ever mentioned, found it was some forum post by a username that asked questions about making an onion site on Stack Overflow, and the username on Stack Overflow had the creator's full name.

This was the government's best cyber-drug team working on a major drug dealer for more than a year, and they accomplished what you or I would do in an afternoon of casual cyber stalking.

The government wants you to think they're going to trace you etcetera. In reality, they can't be bothered. Dangerous because evil. Safe because lazy.

Oh no they know I shitpost!

>you were told 15 years ago the man spys on you at the ISP level
Sup Forums was nothing but edgy pet murderers and CP spammers before the proxy bans. then there was the bomber scares
>nsa prosecuting americans for 'hate speech' waht.jpg
>nsa giving data to the courts ಠ_ಠ

>the court reporter shifts and squirms and is visibly uncomfortable typing them out
Please let this happen.

But I lurk 99% of the time.

I feel ya

This

It took them something like 10 years to find out what Tor was and only cracked down on it in these last 2 years

Hundreds of people
Thousands of people with hours a day not being able to figure out simple concepts

It's honestly a marvel how something so big can be this fucking incompetent

>1 post by this ID
slide thread

Can other people hear me when I call them fags?

The proper way to take down the government is by destroying infrastructure. A bow and arrow with a thin wire over high voltage transmission lines can cause a cascade failure. Damaging sewer mains can cause a health emergency. But repeated removal of electricity will shut everything down, water pumps included. Throw in arson and you will have your race riots.

But seriously, just knock out the electricity.

Almonds: Activated

This. It's something I take a minor solace in, that even though I say bad shit or do something shady from time to time, the government can't be assed cause they're too busy trying to hunt the whales, not the fish like me.

Of course, every so often they will do a dragnet sweep and try to catch as many as they can using some new zero day malware. But other than that, there's just too many.

why would the NSA care that i call people nigger faggots on the online?

does OP really have to respond to idiots?

Only anonymous speech is truly free.

they don't. they are just looking for terrorist and CP

I fucked my cousin once

you're an idiot if you think anyone gives a shit about this place (Hint: it's an echo chamber)

We have shitty opinions, the govt actually does shitty stuff.

okay, so what. If some shitberg wants to come after me for what i say on an anonymous imageboard so be it, i'll cross that bridge when it comes to me.

Give me liberty or give me death, motherfuckers

That pizza is only for the deep state.

As if anybody takes this shit seriously.
Anyway, we have the Brandenburg Test in the USA, so hate speech is not a concern.
If it ever becomes a concern, we are protected from after-the-fact laws at a Constitutional level.
If they violate that, then the Second Amendment is our recourse.
Sorry for all the non-Americans stupid enough to commit """hate speech""" on Sup Forums.

Is that a lie, user?

Since I am already fucked might as well contribute to my long list of crimes the commissars will read off when they execute me.
>Hitler literally did nothing wrong
>I'm proud to be white
>the white race is in danger and we need to save it
>Trump is alright but he is the best we've got right now
>there are distinct differences between races
>niggers are sub human
>Jews are intelligent parasites
>Islam is cancer
>gays and teams people are genetic failures like retards. They may be born that way or something happened to them but they are faulty. They are broken biological machines and you don't cater to broken machines.

Sup Forums The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

They are backtracing me now. Oh gawd. It's anudda shoah

Hotmail?
How old is this shit?

Yeah ok, more people come on Sup Forums in 3 days than those who watch CNN in a whole week. They're going to SHOA everyone? No. If anything only the most disruptive.
Even then, are they going to make martyrs?

Fagtron. Also, NSA data is not admissible in court under 4th amendment. It would go to supreme court and the NSA would be disbanded over it.

Everyone has already known that everything they put out online will be tracked and most likely cataloged.

this post is another reason to lurk more.

Yeah right ADL you'll never trick me into leaving my hate space.

Good thing i havent posted anything about the upcomings plants for a terrorist attack demonstration on the NSA#? @**see document 414

+(4:33gmt) have you sorted it with charlie?
+(4:41gmt) si, we will se results on 29th

allgemein nutzbares Angebot ist
allerdings noch erhebliche F&E-Arbeit zu leisten.

WEW LAD, THE NSA NOW HAS SEEN MY MEME COLLECTION, WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!?

That seems exactly like what putins hackers targeting freedom, democracy and trying to suppress free speech and gay rights would say.

no, that's the first redpill the dealer gives you for free to sucker you in.

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>It took them something like 10 years to find out what Tor

Wrong. The NSA helped develop Tor.

>'domestic terrorism'
They would need to prove intent or mens rea. Saying 'I wish the national nigger museum burned' does not give intent. Remember when Madonna said in front of millions of people that she was 'thinking of blowing up the white house' and nothing came of it?

>'hate speech'
It's called the first amendment you faggot kike puppet.

>'incitement'
It's called the Brandenburg test you subhuman nigger ape. I Klansman in Ohio literally said “the nigger should be returned to Africa, the Jew returned to Israel" at an armed rally and the Supreme overturned, on the basis of the First Amendment, the state court's decision of 'guilty'.

>leave Sup Forums
This is how we know that you are a shill. If you were actually one of us, and (wrongly) thought these things, you would instead encourage us to debate things rationally and refrain from 'you rage you lose threads' (which are in fact a waste of one's time for the most part).

>the government can arrest or coerce you at any time
I'd like to see them fucking try

/thread

>caring what the nsa thinks
>buying into the establishment has power meme

Collective consciousness makes things.

Good thing I've only ever lurked, or posted on blue boards

>Sup Forums is muh racist
>please don't post racist things NSA is watching

Fuck off sand nigger kike cracker.

Reminder that everything on this board is satire.

vague threats of violence are protected speech bong, but Sup Forums is definitely a honeypot

Damn. I've never committed a crime in my entire life. Take that, NSA!

Shit doesn make sense first "the cia gets everything you do online and its all tied to your ip"
But you really should foreniscly (lol) clean your hardware (which is more expensive than just throwing it away starting new) reinstall your os(why exactly again? if its about inet communication and the cia has already what you said?) Why all this shit if its about inet communication and they already have prove and literally can ask your isp where the location is of a certain ip from a certain timescale.
Literally the whole bottom part doesnt make any sense whatsoever to the above claimed threat non zill zero nothing. This is some next level comedy right?

omg i am so scared about things i say in real life....

The NSA isn't a law enforcement agency. They do sometimes allow other agencies access to their information (like the DEA for parallel construction, which is illegal as fuck), but they don't actually pursue people for crimes. All they do is search for intelligence and hints at terrorism (where the constitutional rights are said to not apply nowadays). They wouldn't even give a shit if you killed people or make meth as long as you have no intelligence value (SIGINT specifically) or are a terrorist. Also, just saying you hate such and such politician or making jokes about the day of the rope or other things Sup Forumsacks do are not enough for the latter.

>mfw
Fucking assholes.

I don't know about "helped develop Tor", but they definitely helped fund it. That's on record, I believe.

>E. Michael Jones
>Kevin MacDonald
>Texe Marrs
>Greg Johnson
>Sam Hyde

None of them are in jail, or in court. Or worse. These guys have published books that I'm afraid to buy on Amazon. They speak publicly about JQ.

I have slightly more paranoia about JQ nonprofits buying IP data from Sup Forums, for select posts. Unlike the NSA we'd have no real idea why. And I suspect (((they))) have a flagging system for gentiles who approach them for business etc. That concerns me. But OP is a fear monger.

>S-S-S-S-SATIRE! - the thread

this, everything I post here is satire, nsa niggers

kool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

no shit, faggot

They don't need evidence of thoughtcrime to put you in jail, though. They can, and almost certainly already do remotely plant CP and other illegal material on the computers of political dissidents. Either that or they just Hastings you and remotely engineer your death if you're dangerous or noisy enough.

Give em a good show folks
youtube.com/watch?v=NttlPwNKd_M

good thing i only ever post satire

Omg, the nsa has proof I say mean things and use naughty language.

You know where I live when you're ready for the live act.

Come get me faggots

Everything I say here is satire.

>Implying they don't know your browsing history and what you search for on the internet anyway

Also everything I post here on Sup Forums is purely satire.

I have a Sup Forums pass that I bought with bitcoin and always used a vpn which I also bought with bitcoin. Only gays would browse an imageboard without protection.

all posts from this ip address are satire

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I have that memorized since like 2005. Fuck off

Nothing posted here is admissible unless what you have posted happens.

"GAS THE KIKES"
won't get you in trouble unless you go and gas some kikes

Give one example of anonymous posting used as evidence in court

I love this interactive satire page! Who knew LARPing could be so fun :^)

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Also tee-hee

> もろん
> morons

This thread is profiling+
Good luck goys, you flip-flopping centrist deadshjts are targets now.