Clean your room and sort yourself out

Clean your room and sort yourself out.

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Sorting

Quit watching me masturbate.
I like opening my window when it's cool out.
That doesn't mean you can look in though.

> room is dirty
> just jacked off to porn

God damn I need sorting.

Good advice

My room is clean.

My room is clean tho.

I love these threads.

Good. Now sort yourself out.

. . . clean my room.
That's a hell of a thing to demand, bucko.

I'm working on it.

I'm pretty well sorted. I've got money, a house, two cars. I'd doing alright.

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Check. Kek has blessed you with more chaos to sort out.

My room is clean but I haven't slain the dragon, rescued my father from the underworld or sorted myself out.

Family? Health?
Sort that shit out.

>Be drug addict
>3.8 GPA
>Finance internship

Fuck off Jordan I'm riding this till the wheels fall off.

After I clean my room can we gas the kikes?

Get to sorting

Checked.

Kek will bless you with the chaos you seek.

Most of my family has passed on. I'm on good relations with whats left. Not really looking to start my own right this second. I exercise regularly and eat pretty well.

Sounds good. Keep it up, bucko.

Sauce yourself up

>tfw your room is a mess and you sided with your dragon and left your dad to rot in the underworld
Feels good man
>captcha: stradella ANOR

I'm too drunk to clean my room and too much of an alcohol to sort myself out right now.

maybe tomorrow after the hang over subsides.

>Clean your room and sort yourself out.
Jesus christ dude. Im working on it.

Never move. Ever.

I moved almost 2 years ago, and I have spent the last 3 weeks working 8 hours a day unboxing stuff. Most is "garbage" at this point.....I have found some gems.

>Tom Waits: Blue Valentine CD
>Dual Link DVI cable
>Dozen missing HDD and a computer.
>HDDs are mostly old PATA drives.
>Had to build a computer just to centralize contents.
>Dual 250gb Sata Raid
>Dozens of HDD later...120gb photos and family memories that were never even known to be lost.
>Pictures of my kids with my late father from 10 years ago.
>Hahaha, I am crying like a baby right now.

>Ill miss you dad.


(farm house is my kaptcha...what did he mean?)

Stop watching porn.

Try kicking it with kratom. Thats what im working on

After your room, clean the bathroom & kitchen.

You'll need a clean oven for the next phase of sorting.

could anyone link me that asian guys youtube with the confederate flag and is apparently a nazi.

POST MODERNISTS

BLOODY MARXISTS

FRENCH INTELLECTUALS

KEKISTAN, PEPE

>(farm house is my kaptcha...what did he mean?)
Fucking shit.

I have been talking about moving out of the suburbs with the wife. There was talk of mountains or oceans.

Fucking shit.

Both of you are dumb but I'm also drunk

>kratom

That shit doesn't do anything

What. user you shouldn't be drunk if you have a wife, you'll make her worry.

youtube.com/watch?v=kgqDtU8BXf0

Man there's a million fucking weirdos who are white black supremacists and asian white supremacists, you're going to have to be more specific

I got my M.S. in chemistry last year faggot. Just no point in being sober.

A. Take it on an empty stomach. DO NOT EAT FOR HOURS BEFOREHAND
B. Slam it directly down your throat. Chase with water. Two tablespoons should do. Do not use gel caps.

he's that asian guy who is meme'd with having mein kompf and doing the roman salute with a big ass confederate flag in the back ground.

My room is clean.
But I have no reason to leave it.
The outside world sucks.
Real people are terrible.
This is more fun.

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peterson is like a haidt that's even less capable of hiding his power level

Are you talking to me?

My room is covered in garbage, I keep putting it off.

I am sorting myself out though. Tommorow I'm gonna shower, brush my teeth and go to a doctors appointment. When the mail comes in a few days, I'll have all my new christian books to study. Once I know enough about the basics of the Catholic faith I'm going to start attending mass, and ask a priest to baptise me.

me on the right

Stop what you're doing right now and clean your room.

what does cleaning my room get me?

saved

one step away from chaos
one step towards dominance hierarchy

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>Catholic

Don't be a Catholic, but do clean your fucking room.

A clean room and self-satisfaction.

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Your physical room
is clean
But you must clean the room
inside your mind

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quora.com/What-are-the-most-valuable-things-everyone-should-know/answer/Jordan-B-Peterson

Good shit.

> Read something written by someone great.

why were boobies better back then

how does one sort oneself out?

what's the quick rundown without listening to 2 hour long podcasts?

I also wonder this. those breasts are magnificent

Clean your room and move on from there.

Got a half hour?
youtube.com/watch?v=XbOeO_frzvg

Read Proverbs

>room is clean
>can't really sort the life one out, that's pretty fucked up

Stop doing shit you know makes your life worse. Listen to your conscience and don't give into temptation.

>Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street
What if it's a feral?

take several long hard honest thinks about your character flaws. Imagine what your life would look like a few years down the line if you give in to them, develop them and follow them to their logical conclusion. Imagine what you want your life to realistically look like a few years down the line and what your life would look like if you simply got rid of those flaws. Now you have created heaven and hell. Go forward.

That picture made me kek

o-okay dad

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I assume I'm the only one who thinks his synchronicity horseshit is a boring waste of time

I've been following and listening to Dr. Peterson for a couple of years now... and it has only spiraled me further down into depression and hopelessness.

why? he has depression too no?

are his videos depressing?

I see. thanks m8

It's not. Take some LSD and go explore your town, you will soon find out that it exist.

It takes a open mind to see it, and not open as in you need to make it up. It's EVERYWHERE and it's pure magic when you have a keen sense of it.

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>What. user you shouldn't be drunk if you have a wife, you'll make her worry.
I don't drink. 16 months sober. I strive daily to not drink just for one day.

I've only vaped DMT a few times. I've come to some understandings yes, but that hippe shit just doesn't cut it with me.

Just re-organized and sanitized my whole room, feels good mang. There is so much room to put shit, I might buy a couch to put in here. Seriously Sup Forums cleaning your space actually feels great. Get some garbage bags, some quickwipe sanitizers, a broom put some music on and go fucking ham. Shit you dont use? throw it out. Shit you dont use but MIGHT use or want to keep for some reason? Throw all of it into one desk shelf or one area etc. Move shit around to its a good change of pace and lets you get the dust from hard to reach places.

I find it uplifting desu every time I listen to him it makes me want to better myself.

I don't think Jordan would want you to take LSD

Friends? Wife? Kids? Success? Satisfaction?

What do you think those material possessions are for?

He himself has done it. He talks about it a few times, never admits but alludes to it.

LSD is life changing. You aren't human unless you have had an experience that has questioned your humanity.

When you run the economy into the dirt in your greedy, drug addled haze, be sure your remember us little people on Sup Forums.

Peterson looks like a punished Andrew Bush, of picnicface, fame

If the person reading this isn't on board with the Peterson world view go kill yourself or rescue your father.

Synchronicity is from Jung. It's not really bullshit, it's just beyond most of us, or rather we don't see it.

Anime infects your soul with narcissism.

Lol I was thinking Bob Saget when peterson was younger. Yours is better though

Worthless irrelevant post.

Saged

From the JRE podcasts I think he's ok with it. But like Alan Watts says, "Once You Get The Message, Hang Up The Phone."

Porn used to emphasize female beauty. Modern porn purposefully tries to disgust you in order to make you a dependent customer. If you're self-loathing, you're less likely to quit your porn habit, even if its because of your porn habit.

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What does rescuing your dad from the underworld represent?

Based professor, how can I rescue my father from the underworld when I have no father?

feelsbadman

take some responsibility for once in your life and watch the podcast

This happened to me the other day.

I was standing looking at my wife get her jacket on at the door. At the same time female character on the television (I think it was Dot from animaniacs) was changing dressing attire also.

My wife gave the final tugs on her jacket then looks at me. As soon as she made eye contact with me, Dot says, "So how do I look?".

This is how meaningless it could be, but at the same time so magical that a TV spoke what my wife was asking in her head as she looked at me.

Of course I was the only one that noticed. So when she made eye contact with me, I heard the TV and started laughing uncontrollably. I noticed the sync when the TV and her were putting on their jackets at the same time, and the "How do I look?" was just the icing on the cake.

This is magic, and the worlds made of it.

You dummy. Now you will never have a life worth living. That dragon not only owns you, but is using you to harm others.

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