PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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APPEARANCES
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
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>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
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>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
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>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
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>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
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>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
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>muh legacy 5/4/17
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FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY EDITION
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AWOO~
do you feel it?
The left's reaction to Trump firing Comey has convinced me that Trump could open the fucking borders and libshits would suddenly pretend to be nationalist just so they'd have an excuse to cry about it
You will never go balls deep in Charlotte Pence as you force Marlon Bundo to watch
For the next week after my encounter with Kellyanne, I was treated to a continual increase of her teasing in the workplace. She would use me as her personal seat cushion while she read, would casually brush up against my groin in public, and made a practice of showing off her best parts in front of me at inconvenient times. And every time, she'd make a point of reminding me that I wasn't allowed to cum unless she ordered it. It was torture, every day she'd take me to the edge. And after that remark about not fapping to porn on my phone at lunch, I couldn't be sure she wasn't watching. So even at home, I couldn't do it. That... and I kept remembering the look on her face as my hot jizz spread between her toes. And the sound of her voice as she breathed on my cock, the tightness of her grip as she tugged against it, the wanton desire I could see in her face as she played with me.
Fuck! I was going crazy! Why couldn't I have had a normal boss? A normal job? I was getting work done, for sure, but god damn I couldn't stop thinking about her. This was my life now, I was thinking as I reached into one of my desk's drawers for a fresh highlighter. I felt something soft and stopped. Withdrawing my hand, I was holding a black pair of panties with a Post-It note on top: "See me." When the hell did she put these in here, I wondered to myself as I brought the undergarment to my nose. Perfectly clean, just like her.
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I wanna get an art of the deal with that cover.
CHAOS CANDIDIATE.
That is exactly what scares me about Trump.
Was this Pmurt's plan all along?
STOP FUCKING LAUGHIGN AT ME
can i get a quick rundown on this subpoena shit? about to go to bed
Candidate*
I love Truml for these happenings. This is great. Fire EVERYONE who King Nigger appointed.
>all these faggots coming in who said they abandoned Trump but now want to be forgived
Fuck off and die
I predicted this would happen for the last month and you niggers called me delusional and a redditor.
If you honestly want to atone for your rampant faggotry, then stop posting and only lurk, for clearly nothing you posted was of any worth.
>I Feel like Comey is the Severus Snape of this timeline
>EVERY.
>FUCKING.
>TIME.
I thought it was a meme but goddamn democrats are truly braindead TV-heads that can't formulate their own thoughts and opinions. It used to be funny but it's honestly fucking depressing
STOP CLAPPING FOR XHIRLFM HE'S A DICK-SUCKING ASSRAIDER
I SAID STOP CLAPPING
>STOP CLAPPING
STOP CLAPPING
I HATE THAT FAGGOT CUMSLURPER PRAKLFN
Reminder that Colbert allowed the DNC to write propaganda for him
Whatever the explanation, I had been summoned. I stuffed the panties in my pocket and headed for the West Wing. The Secret Service guys were getting used to seeing me. I got worried for a moment; did Kellyanne have anything planned to address this? She was married, after all. As hot as it was to do what we'd been doing over in the West Wing, would people start to get suspicious? Take it easy, I thought to myself, she put Trump in the White House. Nobody will question her so long as you act natural. I straightened myself up and walked on like I owned the place. Kellyanne Conway wanted to see me, and I wasn't about to let my own fears get in the way of that.
That said, my heart was in my throat as I knocked on Kellyanne's office door, wondering what sort of torture she had for me today. She called me in, and as usual she was seated at her desk, deeply buried in her usual work of approving press releases. She looked up from her work, and a grin formed on her face. That grin could've sailed a thousand ships and tortured a thousand men at the same time. That grin was for me. I felt myself swell at the thought.
"Did you bring what I left for you?" she asked. Smiling, I pulled the panties from my pocket. "Good boy," she said, taking them from me. "I was starting to feel chilly," she said as she bent at the waist. She slipped her stockinged feet through the panties and pulled them up, wiggling her hips into them as they topped out. What a treat for the eyes. She walked over to the couch and sat. "I have something for you to take care of," she said. "Anything, Ms. Conway," I responded. She smiled, and started undoing the buttons on her blouse. "Good, because this is important," she said, reaching the last button.
AWOO
>Donald... I think I'm going to need the clamps again...
>lewding KAC
And there it was. Her flat, toned belly. Shapely breasts wrapped in a lacy black bra matching the panties from earlier. Slender arms and thin shoulders. A fine collarbone offset the whole picture. She was a delight to look at. She caught sight of my growing bulge and smiled, "I don't think we'll need his assistance." I'd figured as much, but one couldn't help but hope. She laid prone on the couch, turning her head towards me. "Rub my back," she directed, "There's oil on my bookshelf, behind the dictionary." I walked over and pulled out the large book, smiling to myself at how old-fashioned it was, and picked up the bottle of massage oil. I took off my jacket and hung it over one of the chairs, rolled up my sleeves, and tucked my tie into my shirt. No sense in getting messy. I also took my shoes off for good measure.
Walking back to the couch and kneeling down, I uncapped the oil and poured a bit into my hands. It was nicely warm already; I guess she'd been expecting me. Taking my thumbs, I pressed into her lats nearest to me and drew across the body of the muscle, stretching each fiber before moving further down its width. I had dated a physical therapist in law school, who taught me how to get some of the worst knots out. Kellyanne clearly kept in shape, though. Her back muscles were smooth, toned, and healthy. As I drew across the erectors spinae, there wasn't a bit of tension. She was just relaxed. As I moved to the trapezius and rhomboids, I unhooked her bra. She breathed a sigh of contentment as I drew my thumbs across each muscle of her upper back, releasing every last bit of tension from her body.
You guys watched the Bannon movie "Torchbearer" ?
I cannot believe Trump is so influential he managed to flip the parties once again. Will this mean Republicanism is now moderatism and social liberalism? Is he the savior of the Republican party after blowing it up and rising from the ashes like a phoenix?
Did you ever expect the left to go full McCarthyism? I sure as fuck didn't. Crazy times we live in boys.
Dare I say it... is it 4D Chess?
>Hillary going to jail is now a possibility
Can Rome be repaired in eight years? Let's find out.
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hnnnnnng
Hey at least supported him at once and actually ASKED for forgiveness. They could have pretended like they never turned on him.
Not like they took an oath.
As I finished with her upper back, she motioned over to a gym bag in the corner, "There's a towel in there. Wipe off the oil." As I pulled the towel out, I surreptitiously raised it to my nose and breathed in her scent. I could smell her shampoo, along with a bit of sweat. It seemed like a shame to get this oily, but I dared not disobey her. I walked back and wiped her down smoothly before setting the towel aside. Then, with an arm cradling her open bra against her breasts, she sat up and faced me. "Thank you for that," she said, crossing her legs.
Between her scent on the towel, the sensation of her soft skin, and her scantily-clad appearance, I was in the clouds. And with the massage I'd just given her, she must've been feeling something. I took a couple steps towards her, in response to which she stood. Looking me straight in the eyes, she said "Was there something more I could... help you with?" My heart skipped a beat. "Yes, I've got this problem here," I said, gesturing to my groin. I slipped my suspenders off my shoulders, undid my trousers and let them fall. The bulge in my boxers stood out for the world to see. She regarded it with bemusement.
"Well, let's see what we can do." She reached into my boxers and grabbed hold of my shaft. I felt the familiar grip of her fine fingers wrap around me. She stepped towards the couch, pulling me along. She let go of me and, with her free hand, pulled off her bra entirely. And there they were. Two perfect breasts, soft pink nipples, about a large handful each, perky and lovely, with just a bit of cleavage separating them. As I started to move my hands towards them, she leaned back, wagging her finger, "No, no. We must be patient." I let her continue to have the lead. She bent over, the side of her head just brushing past my dick, as she picked the towel off the floor. Then she spread it over part of the couch. "Strip and sit here," she said.
Refugees not welcome. Go back newfags!
I dropped my boxers, and my cock sprung free of its confines, a dab of precum already forming at the tip. In one motion, I loosened my tie and lifted it over my neck. Then I undid the remaining buttons on my dress shirt and let it fall to the floor. I sat down on the towel, leaning back, my dick like a rod of iron extending from my lap. She stepped over to a bookshelf where there was one of those Bose CD players and started it up. Jazz filled the room. It was hard to believe it was coming from such a small box. "You should know the rules: No touching," she said with a lewd smirk. I guess it showed that I'd been in a strip club before. I laid my hands flat on the couch beside me, and Kellyanne went to work. Once again, she pulled the zipper on her skirt and dropped it to the floor. The black panties I'd given her earlier clung to her body. But she left them on.
Bending forward towards my cock, she gave it a stroke from base to tip with her index finger. She straightened out before straddling me, so we were face-to-face, with my cock lying against her panties. She put her arms around my neck and leaned back, giving me a full view of her gorgeous tits. It was unreal. Kellyanne Conway was giving me a slow lapdance, and all that kept my overstimulated cock out of her slit was a thin layer of fabric. She swayed her body in time with the music, rub her mons up and down the length of my cock, press her breasts into my chest, or lean back and let me see everything. She ran her fingers through my chest hair, leaning in as though she was going to kiss me... and instead nibbled on my ear. It was so much to take in, too much really.
fucking lynch yourself, puritanical niggerfaggot
Digits and Sessions recommends Clarke for the position then absolute chaos ensues.
After a minute of this, she stood back up. As I followed, she placed both hands on my chest and gently pushed me back down. As I settled back down, she stroked the length of my cock with her finger again. Then, as she brought her hand up to her mouth, she spit into it, and reached down for my cock again. With my manhood enveloped in her sticky, wet fist, she kneeled against the edge of the couch, stroking and squeezing the length of my cock. The jazz CD drowned out the little wet noises that came from her hand as it pumped up and down my dick. She had slowed down but the stimulation was intense as she gripped and tugged.
Too quickly, she let go, standing up again, motioning for me to stand up as well this time. We stood chest to chest, my manhood poking her in the belly. She smiled at this, saying "Lie down here." She gestured to a spot on the floor near the couch. As I laid down, she sat on the couch, crossing her legs. The view from my position was amazing. Her long, slender legs, encased in sheer stockings. Suddenly, she uncrossed her legs and grabbed my cock with her feet. She milked it up and down, then took one foot and nuzzled my balls, and the other pressed my cock against my stomach and stroked it. The texture of the stockings combined with this double stimulation was just maddening. She began to tickle just under the head of my dick with her toes while jerking me.
No jail for the Hilldawg. Trump will exile her to Mexico.
>I predicted
Sure you did. Grow up, people are allowed to admit when they were wrong.
I couldn't last much longer. I felt the pressure build up in my balls, and I called out to her, "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum Ms. Conway!" She grinned and stood up, this time pressing my cock against my stomach under the sole of her foot, stroking up and down like she was wiping her feet on a doormat. She had this grin on her face as she stared, "Hurry up, then. Cum for Auntie Kellyanne. Cum for me!" At that moment, I exploded, shooting my load on my own stomach. As I lie there panting, Kellyanne was careful not to stain her stockings. Instead, she tossed me a few Kleenex as she began dressing herself. She shut off the music and said, "Don't leave any behind. That's how Clinton got screwed."
Goddamn, I thought to myself as I wiped the jizz off my abdomen, am I more or less just her Monica Lewinski? Oh well, at least she's gorgeous. Her eyes caught me lying there, smitten. "Come on," she said, "Get going before you're missed. There'll be time for that later." I pulled myself off the floor and began to dress myself. There'll be time, huh? I guess I'd better keep myself ready.
STOMP
THE
WEASEL
>j.k. rowling, amiright
Forced labor would be nice. With a constant webstream.
This confuses me more than just hearing what's actually going on.
Explain to me why the FBI hated Comey. I'm writing an article about his firing.
Agreed. Proxyfag Spencerfag shills GTFO! Today must've been rough for you guys.
Also Dicky Spencer is controlled opposition and a CIA plant.
comey was a good boy he dindu nuffin
This wouldn't be happening if you all had just voted for Jeb.
Mmmmmm Jewish cock....mmmmm yes so tasty
You are both white niggers.
Don't worry friend, we knew these fairweather faggots were always full of shit. They're just the same easily bamboozled libtard #bernouts they always were. They get on board the train then swallow the media's next mass memo narrative and beg to be let off at the next stop. These fucking retards don't have the IQ necessary to understand even these simple patterns, they'll no doubt believe the NEXT idiotic media narrative too.
He killed jewish babies.
He kept flipping a coin to decide whether or not to kill his employees.
The FBI prides itself on it's reputation and Come shit all over it, lit on fire, pissed it out, and flushed it down the toilet.
AUDIENCE IS GONNA FREAK!
Thank god we didn't.
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>Trump gets into office
>He knows the Establishment is worried that he'll expose their corruption and investigate Hillary
>He thinks it over and comes to the difficult decision that there are things more important than that
>He decides to focus on Economics, Trade Deals, Immigration and Demographic issues, and trying to reshape Asian foreign policy
>The whole time the establishment is fighting him
>Yesterday he has to sit as Yates and Clapper straight up say they don't have any evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, but they keep doing the hearing and keep speaking it vague adjectives.
>Decides that if the Establishment is going to fuck him, he is going to fuck them back twice as hard.
It's a shame. The Establishment could have just let Trump work and reaped the benefits, but now they made their graves. Firing Comey is just the first step.
You're fake news.
Because he turned into a political hack. The FBI's job is to investigate and not obstruct justice.
Said the actual nigger. Don't get mad at me because you're not White.
He brought the FBI into a level of partisanship and literally expressed his views in contrast to higher powers. He was pretty much a guy who liked being in the spotlight even though his job required him to do exactly the opposite
Oy vey!
>"Don't leave any behind. That's how Clinton got screwed."
I thought I'd be happy that they are finally BTFO, but all I feel is rage when I see how clearly unrepentant they are.
Does the firing of Comey signal that Clinton may be taken to court for her multiple felonies? As a security cleared individual I find it laughable that my instructors always use the line "...well, unless you are Hillary Clinton" when debriefing us op OPSEC.
Irish and proud of it you wigger mutt.
>when someone saves your OC
You faggots, I'm writing for a Right-wing news site.
He protected Clinton and Co
He didn't follow chain of command properly, and constantly made public statements that undermined the agency.
How come White House can suddenly fire FBI directors? I thought they were hired for a fixed-term tenure?
>REEE WHY DID TRUMP MENTION HIMSELF IN THE LETTER
Because Trump knew that the MSM would plaster the letter all over television and this was a major opportunity to force them to show the truth about the collusion investigation instead of their narrative. It was brilliant, honestly.
i have to say, it's a very effective form of destroying your own movement when you turn it into rampant fanaticism when no one's looking
it's almost like they're trying to drive away people on purpose
Trump is exposing libtards for the histrionic toddlers they are and why no one should listen to them
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>the ausfag who keeps taking it as a personal insult every time someone calls out all fairweather fags in general
Does the FBI director need Senate confirmation?
lol i was the autist who kept begging you to add more people
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They could have left the Russia narrative go
They could have just let him be a leader without all the name-calling and anger
They could have just compromised and worked with the man, even if they hated him, just like adults do in the real world.
But no, the shekels were too important and now, the gloves are off
Pound my ass with that God's chosen cock......HARDER HARDER!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The White House could always do it. Bill Clinton fired the FBI director.
READ ANOTHER FUCKING BOOK
>You faggots, I'm writing for a Right-wing news site.
yeah we don't really care, if it's actually good i'm sure i'll see it linked somewhere
Clarke is the most radical person possible he could appoint
Can you imagine how much media slander he would get for advocating lynching leftists if he was white?
Can I get a quick rundown on these "fairweather friends"?
WHO DARES CLAP?
WHICH ONE OF YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS JUST DID THAT?
the deputy director admitted that this was due to the "nation's most sensitive criminal investigation" user. this could be more than politics.
>when a clique of Irish-American Nationalists has control of the White House
Best Timeline
So what are the odds we're in for a really fun summer?
That's where you're wrong. Any POTUS can fire an FBI director. Clinton did it after trying to get a resignation out of his FBI director. He never gave it so Clinton told him to choke on a dick.
Then stop trusting some anons because that will result in fake news.
The Establishment's true believers are all narcissists and psychopaths. They can't accept a Pyrrhic victory.
is this fresh? all his rants sound the same
yeah yeah comey was fired, but what has trump done about the grape situation?
He was the clintons' bitch and didn't even bother to hide it
Yes.
shoulda used the cover of the oxford world's classics edition of gerusalemme liberata
>samefagging and arguing with yourself
drumpfkins are this desperate for attention lmao
Good lord, lol.