Christian denomination

Which group Sup Forums prefers the most? which one you are the most OK with? or which one you believe/follow?

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they're all equally retarded

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wow 100% protestant

Sup Forums is a protestant image board.

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i don't like being lumped in with the lesbian womyn priestesses of other protestant denominations

t. baptist

Good goy. Have a shekel and fuck off back to the now.

If you dont speak in tongues, you are not christian.

t. vargtard

slightly exaggerated there m8

who do you prefer the most, jewOP?
us baptists are the best goys, right?

deus vult!

The ones who recognize Yeshua as the messiah of the Jews, which it is

Sup Forums is orthodox board nao

It's sure as shit not evangelicalism

>Creationism
>Wretched pop music with the name Jesus tossed in
>Cucked worldview - adopting nigger babies, aiding illegal immigrants etc

Eastern Orthodoxy is dominating....Neo-Russo-Turkish War when?

what would even fit under "minor branches" that wouldn't be covered by the other choices?

Need to brush up on your corinthians.

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pol is a mormon board

lol xD

I'm born again, got filled with the Holy Spirit last summer and I pray in tongues regularly. However to say that before you speak in tongues you're not christian is really an exaggeration.

Speaking in tongues while essential is not the defining factor on whether you're saved or not.

wheres the Non denominational option

were you here yesterday? Im a finnish non denominational and was talking with a non denominational guy from USA yesterday here on Sup Forums.
are u the same dude?

were you here yesterday? Im a finnish non denominational and was talking with a non denominational guy from USA yesterday here on Sup Forums.
are u the same dude? ??

Speaking in tounges is for the unbelievers. Read your Bible

I haven't spoken in tongues yet, am what I missing?

Spirituality and Holy Spirit living inside of you

Bend the knee in this life goyim you'll get yours when you're dead!

pfft. You've been lied to by your catholic/orthodox/some other pagan church leader. Speaking in tongues and being filled with the Holy Spirit is completely biblical

*heretic fornicating ex monk. There Fixed that for you.

most based Eastern Orthodoxy

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What happened when the apostles lay hands on the samaritans?

LOL

Luther was right about seeing the flaws of the catholic church. Im a non denominational so I dont believe in lutheranism or anything else for that matter, only the word of God but Luther was right to show the errors of the pope

None of them, because they're all based on an ill-conceived fairy tale.

sure thing Norwegian 30 euro pizza

this desu
I'm just a biblical fundie
speaking in tongues is a meme, it's just people babbling incoherently pretending to get something

no, I don't believe anything but what Jesus said and did in the four Gospels and then apply everything else in the Bible to that.

been listening to anderson recently, also like pic related
1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
silly fedora, gay swede churches aren't real churches

faggot your religion has more flaws than anarcho-capitalism.

Pentecostals fed me when I was hungry so I will never say a word against them.

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Luther was correct about the problems seen in Catholic church but when he tried to reform it he took some of the doctrinal baggage as well. His reliance on his influence of Catholicism got him into many problems.

No you arent. You deny certain passages of the bible. This is not selective.

*Thirty Years' War intensifies*

We need to stop fighting and unite together, we must stop the Bolshevik and Muslim invasion.

ok show me what ones

>also like pic related
they don't like eachother

i think kent hovind is a good guy, but he's sort of an idiot
he promoted that film "the shack"

Do you recall Acts 19:6? Mr. Fundie?

necessary lie maybe?

Amen and stand for Israel

>stand for Israel
who is Israel?

Calvinist here

ISRAEL FIRST,THEN MUSLIMS! How can you defend the fucking kikes, who KILLED our MESSIAH and Lord's SON JESUS and MOCK him EVERY DAY?

Silly as their theology and insistence that God interferes with every aspect of their life are, they seem like really good people.

>not a true Scotsman
Sad!

Ah yes, I wonder how Jerusalem or Israel would look like if it was in kebab hands today. People like and and UN are the reason for this Islamic mess in the world, you just can't choose.

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Not even Jewish, neither a shitskin. Nice argument.

the real question is what "speaking with tongues" entails
The modern notion seems to be speaking some supposed heavenly language that no one actually understands. There's no point in making people speak a language no one understands. Maybe it was them speaking in a heavenly language or maybe just foreign earthly languages, but I don't think the modern gobbledygook is the real deal. I'm not denying that they spoke in tongues, just what's often thought of today as speaking in tongues.
you can also say the example was cherrypicked
spouting fallacy buzzwords is useless and self-masturbatory, go back to

DESU I don't care how "israel" would look like. This land doesn't belong to me nor will ever, so why should I care? and if you say that god gave you that land, you have problems. BTW you lost your "israel" title when you killed messiah you've been waiting for so long and still are waiting and now WE, christians, are CHOSEN PEOPLE

you can claim that about everything, the jewish conspiracy, finding purpose in life, why some people will never find love
news being good does not imply the news being fake

>The modern notion seems to be speaking some supposed heavenly language that no one actually understands
that's the biblical notion too
>For the one speaking in a tongue does not speak to people but to God, for no one understands; he is speaking mysteries by the Spirit. (1 Corinthians 14:2)

Speaking in tongues means you have received the holy ghost. It is that simple. If you cannot do it, then you do not have the holy ghost and you can not go to heaven. That is literally what the bible says. You are not a fundamentalist, you are a selective Christian when it is convenient for you. You should repent for your hypocrisy. You need to be edified.

Ahh yes, where the fuck where you were during fall of fall of Constantinople? where you were during siege of Jerusalem (1187) ? ahh?

What denomination is she in? :-D

True christian should protect the God's chosen people and the Holy Land from heathen muslims

>The sacrificial lamb, with purpose of overriding all religious law, is suddenly not enough for getting into heaven.

You really should be purged. You cannot lose your salvation just because you don't speak in tongues. John 6:47, john 10:27-28

but user. they are the synagouge of satan

>If you cannot do it, then you do not have the holy ghost and you can not go to heaven.
that's bologna

>and when Paul placed his hands on them, the Holy Spirit came upon them, and they began to speak in tongues and to prophesy. (Acts 19:6)
just because someone doesn't have the gift of tongues, doesn't mean they don't have the Spirit.

different people are given different gifts
>It is one and the same Spirit, distributing as he decides to each person, who produces all these things. (1 Corinthians 12:11)

many christians get triggered when talking about "God's chosen" people to them because they think it leaves christians as less special.

"God's chosen" means that God has chosen Israel and the Jews from all the nations and people as the way to prepare and provide salvation for ALL PEOPLE.

Ha ha ha what a moron. Georgians never anticipated in ANY of crusades because YOU were the only one who was winning from these wars. No georgian goyim died for greater israel. And also do me a favour and take your kike templars and shovel them in your ass

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"And so all Israel will be saved, as it is written: “The Deliverer will come from Zion, He will remove godlessness from Jacob" Romans 11: 26

Jesus was jewish. He came from the house of David and worshipped the Father the God of the Jews, but was also His Son.

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>catholicism 29%

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God CHOSE to prepare salvation through the Jews to all the people and that's why Jesus was Jewish.

So some people tend to think that Jews are abandoned and done with by God, but that's not true. God will one day save all of Israel. We are the branches that have been grafted to the same trees with the Jews the place were the salvation comes from because God not Jews has prepared it. So we as christians must not fight against the Jews and Israel because we're brothers in Christ.

Dude WE,christians, are GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE and do not let kikes lie to you!

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We christians are the truly privileged ones, because we can accept Christ much more easily than the jewish people. So pray for Israel that the veil might be lifted soon.

Sorry for the copypasta. It's original though

This is the most retarded thing I ever read. Georgians sucked Ottoman dick for centuries

read what I wrote after here

Who says that, the ones who were sucking everyone's dick for milleniums?

get on our level losers

Looks like Catholicism is dominating... pool needs a reformation.

Dude they betrayed GOD when they KILLED JESUS. How can you be so stupid to follow the ones who are responsible for all the shit that is going on right now in this world? They worship DEVIL, they rub themselves with 666 everyday, they destroyed nearly everything good in this world. Soon kikes will pay for their sins and WE FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST WILL BE FREE FROM SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN!

Dude you're a hypocrite if you say that us gentiles have no part in the crucifixion of Christ. ALL OF US every single human is at fault for nailing Christ to the cross. Our sins, yours and mine are the reason God gave up His only Son so that we might live.

You say "well i wouldn't crucify christ" well that time you watched porn, lied or did something sinful you were betraying God. We are all just like Judas.
I think catholic churches are the best looking and sometimes I envy you guys for having such wonderful cathedrals but gold and glitter doesn't make you one bit holier than other christians. Christ himself was born in a manger, IN A FEEDING STRAW and became servant of all. Christ the king of kings!? If Christ was humble and only glorified the Father and was a friend of the poor why should we exalt the rich and lower the poor?

So don't be a hypocrite and make yourself "holy" with earthly mammon.

Even if it's so (which is stupid but ok for dialogue's sake) we DO NOT MOCK HIM EVERYDAY, WE DO NOT DENY HIM EVERYDAY AND WE DO NOT FOLLOW DEVIL EVERY FUCKING DAY! PORN, MEDIA, GOVERNMENT ALL IN JEWISH FUCKING HAND BUT DO THEY ANY GOOD TO US GOYIM? NO, THEN SHUT UP PLZ ABOUT JEWS BEING NICE AND CHOSEN ONE KIKE SHILL MOTHERFUCKER! OVENS ARE WAITING!

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Always a pagan larper faggot who has to inject himself into a Christian thread because no one actually cares about Paganism enough to make a Pagan thread. Very sad life these beasts live.

god hates pride, gaudy catholic cathedrals are disgusting to him

wheres paganism you fucking kike?Take your cuckstianity back to the desert with you

Poor Protestants in here trying to defend their splintered churches.

Come home, Proddy.

Hitler hated you people and would have gassed you had he had the chance.

faggot cuckstian your grandchildren will be muslim and they will call cuckstians "larping faggots". Just like you are calling your pagan ancestors who fought against the cuckstian desert non european faggot religion invaders faggot larpers. You are a literal cuckold bro

>we DO NOT MOCK HIM EVERYDAY, WE DO NOT DENY HIM EVERYDAY AND WE DO NOT FOLLOW DEVIL EVERY FUCKING DAY!
You just denied following satan and followed the devil's way in the SAME SENTENCE dude by swearing! What would Jesus do? Not swear!

For the Jews the concept of Jesus as the messiah is an anthema. It's sad, but that's because God has put a veil so that US GENTILES MIGHT BE SAVED. Isn't that great? God prepared salvation through the Jews who are His chosen people but so that ALL PEOPLE might be saved.

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or what, you'll anally torture people?

God so loved THE WORLD, He doesn't just love His chosen people He loves EVERYONE.

"And I will make you a great nation, And I will bless you, And make your name great; And so you shall be a blessing; And I will bless those who bless you, And the one who curses you I will curse. And in you all the families of the earth will be blessed." - Genesis 12: 2-3

That sets it very straight. And I already showed you earlier that it's Israel the nation and the people that the Bible is talking about.

hat sets it very straight. And I already showed you earlier that it's Israel the nation and the people that the Bible is talking about.

No, Israel is not perfect, THEY'RE JUST HUMANS like all sinners and God does not stand behind people's mistakes, but the Bible states very clearly that it's GOD'S WILL for the Jews to have the promised land. Don't fight against the will of God.

God doesn't stand behind the mistakes of Israel, but NEITHER does he want Israel and the Jews to be destroyed. You curse Israel God curses you.

Just like in the crusades they said I say about Israel DEUS VULT

What would you rather worship then? Odin? Thor? Or a rock like our finnish ancestor? Gimme a break...