/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY COANCHOR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

MOVEMENT

I need my Morning Joe!

Does anyone care for some salt?

Morning Orgy is gonna be fun

RIP FBI user

F

Morning Joe in just two burgers!

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fuck kikes

kellyanne a cute

but you already knew that

Now THIS is bipartisanship. :)

>the awoos are back

Mornings are better with Maria.

POTATO

Made some quick OC for the Comey firing

This had better been worth the 40 seconds I put into it

Thats a cute one.

Press F to hand out immunity like candy

Are these bots? literally 15 seconds after thread creation.

>THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY COANCHOR EDITION

You glorious basterd.

mornings are better when you don't wake up

this is now a comfy mulvaney thread

@POTUS

absolute shitposting
unrivaled

weaponized autism

transparency fixed

BLARF BLAARF BLARD

DMUPNRTTTTT

>toothpaste crying because he's bad at Sup Forums... AGAIN
wasted digits from a pasty cuck

They have passes to bypass captcha.

F

Mick Mulvaney for Press Secretary

kek, did he mixed up the accounts or he wants that on the permanent record of the White House?

N-no blue checkmark on the 1st reply?

It is still leftist, right?

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEOCON KUSHNER PLANT

IT'S NOT FAIR, IT WAS HER TURN!

mommy

WHAT IS WITH THE DULLBERT POSTING

That video was really cute. It was like a bad infomercial

youtube.com/watch?v=N4qIRrTA_pM

A

Wu.

Incredible

so it was mika shit posting from joes twitter handle all this time

>just comfy mulvaney posting things

Is he the anti-Jeb?

>we love comey
>we hate comey
>we love comey
>fuck comey he ruined Clinton's chances
>FUCK YOU TRUMP WHY'D YOU FIRE COMEY WE LOVE HIM

Ho ho ho, its that time of the morning already?

You just know they did things on and under that desk. She jerked his shit and thats why he looks that way.

Glorious.

DRUOOMPY DRUMPBTPBTPTBPBTPBTPBPBH

>I LIKE HOW YOU'RE TALKING SHIT WHILE WALKING AWAY FAGGOT, LICK MY FEET RIGHT FUCKING NOW

KELLYANNE NO STOP

You awoo's stay safe ya hear?

YOU WA FIRED!

Real /lewd/ment hours, who up?

IF YOU CLAP I WILL CONSIDER THAT A VIOLATION OF THE NAP AND SUMMARILY EXECUTE YOU FOR TRESPASSING ON NBC PROPERTY

Brianna Wu? First female president?

Malay Mike, if you are still browsing and posting:

Go fucking kill yourself you stupid shoul-have-been abortion. You are worthless.

My boss locked me in this room, and he said he won't let out until I fix this mess. Please help me out!

Off-topic, but question for 90s nostalgia fans: Which Sabrina do you think was more fuckable? The 3DPD version, or the 2D version?

strawpoll.me/12926878

Did you hear the Secret Service had to stop her from beating up a protester?

DELET

I NEED MY MORNING JOE

...

>lost both my Social Security card and my birth certificate somewhere
>tore my house apart and still can't find them
>can't order a new birth certificate because I need a utility or phone bill that I don't have because I'm on someone else's plan and renting from a family member (and my rent covers the utilities in their name)
>can't get the replacement SS cars because I need a birth certificate to prove citizenship
>need one of those two things to get this new job
This is not an enjoyable situation.

heh, at least these old oc get some new utility.

>we hate Comey
>we love Comey
>we hate Comey
>based Comey helps Trump win the election
>based Trump fires Comey

>calling for violence
>literally shaking
>a star wars reference
Yep that's reddit alright.

I AM THE ONE WHO CLAPS
ME CLAPPING GUY WHO
NOT YOU ME
CLAPPING
I
YOU
CLAP
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KYS degenerate!

I read it here. They are not there to defend her, they are there to restrain her.

he posted on both, and yes this is going in the archive

They were shitting on bundo last thread, my friend.

Stone the blashphemers before they end up like giant bunny.

>comfy mulvaney :)

>blocks your path

Looks like someone missed the erotic KAC fanfiction earlier.

Nigga fuk yo poll

>tfw no one even checks your repeating numbers

You have to go back. Sorry, no way around it, no papers, it's back to Mexico

should I watch molymeme's comey video with monkey man?

technically they are both 2d versions

We need an angry colbert wojack crying

most definitely

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE

Double checked.

*pukes*

saved

>I "lost" my SS card and Birth Certificate
That fabrication isn't going to fly any longer.

It's like they learned nothing. Bundo isn't a merciful ruler I tell you

some major fat numerals finnanon

"WTF? I love Comey now!" -CNN

It's nothing you don't already know.

c-checked

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I'm Irish American and don't speak a word of spanish though.

All he needs to do now is repost the "I've never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke." tweet on his POTUS account

You just destroyed a solid 3 seconds of my soul space. That's going to cost you, and your children, and their children at least 3 million years in purgatory.

oh man I hope someone digs up all of CNN's anti-Comey headlines

comfy mulvaney btfo's the media :)

I suppose it was a repost from yesterday or the day before. Well written, read it all.

FBIanon was a good man

F

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n-nothing p-personal kid?

shieettttt

Let me try for you senpai.