Brit/pol/ - Swastika Cock edition

>Tory election fraud: findings announced by CPS 11am 10/05/17
order-order.com/2017/05/09/cps-tory-charging-decisions-11am-tomorrow/
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

>Queen spent UK aid on Bahraini military parade
theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain
archive.is/wF47H

>Jeremy Corbyn threatens to come after ‘greedy bankers and crooked financiers’
cityam.com/264403/jeremy-corbyn-threatens-come-after-greedy-bankers-and
archive.is/L1hdK

LATEST POLLING
Survey Date CON (%) LAB (%) LD (%) UKIP (%)Grn (%)¦ CON lead
Kantar/ 2017-05-08 44 28 11 8 6 +16

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What a fucking dreadful edition. You tripfags need to fuck off now REEEEE

And I liked you.

>Swastika Cock
>not Swasticock

This thread fucking sucks already.

Perhaps one of you should have made the fucking thread then.

Nice format for the polling m8, really nice.

I will in the future

>Over 40 years or so, Parliament has become weak, emasculated and muddled. Brexit may be just the Viagra it needs.

Time to fuck the EU to death

fitting flag for bongland

It's a lovely Spring day outside, lads.
Why don't you leave your cave and go out for a nice walk. :)

Start buying guns and hunting foxes.

>Fox Hunting
>Guns
??????

The absolute state of this OP.

Nth for men who like getting into tight trousers, ride horses with their bum buddies while watching packs of dogs shred an animal to death just so they can wank each other off later while sucking off the dogs are gay as fuck and a core tory demographic

>tripfags
>not even bothering to make new links each day

2014 tripfags had far superior OPs.

What is even the point of you being a tripfag if you don't do that?

The guns are so you can shoot the butthurt protestors

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>Ultra virile Britain (post-Brexit)

>Swasticock

Because I have so much work to do. I will have several walks to the pub once it is completed.

Say what you want about the residents of Lewisham but at least they respect the monarchy.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-39867690

>An 11-year-old girl who died after falling from a water ride has been named.

>Evha Jannath fell out of a circular boat on the Splash Canyon attraction during a school trip to Drayton Manor Theme Park in Staffordshire on Tuesday. The pupil, from Leicester, was rescued from the water and taken to hospital but pronounced dead a short time later.

>Staffordshire Police said a Health and Safety Executive investigation had begun.

>The theme park is to remain closed for the day as "a mark of respect". The girl's school, Jameah Girls Academy in Leicester, is also closed. In a statement, the integrated Islamic day school asked that the Year 6 pupil's family and the school community be given "time to grieve".

>Police said it was an "extremely difficult time" for Evha's relatives and the force was providing support from specially trained officers.

Getting real fucking sick of sharing a room lads
>come on holiday they said
>it'll be fun they said
>roommate threw up all over the bathroom from drinking sweet cocktails and tequila
>cunts don't want to go anywhere but clubs and bars despite Knossos being 20 miles up the road
>one (1) of them has so far gotten laid one (1) time
At least one of the pool girls is cute and thinks they're all cunts
I'm too old for this now I think, probably only asked me to come as a responsible adult

Just watching Victoria Derbyshire
>What matters to disabled voters?

These people can vote,one's talking about socialism

How old are you?

>Evha Jannath
>from Leicester

Only 26 but I'm here with my mate who's 21 and his mates who are all 19 and 20

beautiful british name

d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/libdems/pages/8907/attachments/original/1429028136/Liberal-Democrat_Manifesto-_2015-Easy-Read.pdf?1429028136

Enjoy.

Knossos is a bit shit anyway lad

>basically being a childminder

>not swasticocked

>only 26
>only

When are you retiring granddad?

How old are you lad?

And how badly has the recession crisis Crete

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html

Leave them to their own devices and go find cheap whores to fuck.
It's what I did when I had to babysit a couple years back.

Just tuned in. Why the fuck are we keeping these people alive? Why does the one in the pink shirt have headphones in? How fucking rude.

Going for a week in Malta with my 84 yr old granddad lads.

>Islamic day school
>Nothing of value was lost

>Why the fuck are we keeping these people alive?
SJWs are unironically complaining that iceland now detects and aborts all downies

He was playing games earlier on his tablet thing.
They are all talking about benefits/welfare, that's their main voting issue.

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Say hello to this dude
maltatoday.com.mt/news/court_and_police/36038/right-winger-defamed-as-breivik-mentor-gets-5-000-20140128

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Really? That's fucking excellent. Should be mandatory in all countries with socialised healthcare.

My cousin has an autistic child (not Sup Forums autistic, run around screaming and shtting yourself autistic). I sometimes wonder if they wish they could have killed him off in the womb.

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>tfw not a bingbong

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Really? Shame desu

Yeah I didn't anticipate it being this bad, he's usually a decent guy but apparently all his mates think they're still sixth formers. One of them unironically rides a moped.

ABSOLUTELY degenerate

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>her majesty's royal tears

we had a king during the war of independence, moron

Your oldest ally is France. Let that sink in.

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Stop with the spam.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/oKRfmtk6ZqDThv754GhQRQ/

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bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37500189

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stupid fucking decision going on a lads holiday with 19-21yr old boys mate.

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I think I would seriously consider abortion in the case of autism.

Women always say, "oh they're so lovely and harmless". Idk about that, you see them open up on the internet and a lot are filled with rage.
Secondly, they might be cute when they are young but when they grow up and hit puberty, who the fuck wants to spend their time cleaning up after them?
And they have sexual urges just like everyone else...
It is no way to live, I would rather be aborted than live like that.

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When I say it should be mandatory I'm not even trying to be an edgelord, it's a burden on us all and what kind of existence even is that? Euthanasia is the compassionate thing to do if they are full vegetable

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Am going to, playing golf this afternoon.

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And of course, there's a Graun article complaining
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/oct/01/do-we-really-want-a-world-without-downs-syndrome-ds-prenatal-test

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>getting a paid-for trip to fuck 18 year olds and stay sober enough to make a phone call
>degenerate

Well it's your life mate, but you won't be 26 forever.
Don't regret not doing things while you're still young.

He's about 11 and he's massive it's a struggle to control him without hurting yourself or him. I can only imagine they'll put him into care or something because my cousin works fulltime and his wife is tiny and fragile.

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Well, it was a bit shit when I went there. It was a few tears ago. Scaffolding everywhere because they were basically trying to rebuild it, rather than carefully preserving what was left of it.

Stop spamming you autist

>a middle class bint with her special snowflake child
try bringing that fucker up on an estate

>Do we really want a world without downs syndrome?
Fucks sake, you couldn't even make this shit up

>he's browsing Sup Forums isn't he

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>painting these as a kid with it raining outside

/comfy/

This Rand posting is ironic right? I fucking hope so you degenerate cunt.

Let's be honest it's probably not even switched on.

I wish there was a rebuttal article with the same title.
Text of the body just being "Yes"

well obviously
and don't call him "it"

>disabled people on bennies are voting Tory

Labour are fucked, absolutely completely and utterly fucked.

no fuck off

The source of the banana YLYL threads has been found.

Rightly So is a resident brit/pol nonce.

I'm an Objectivist and I hate you.

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>babby's first political viewpoint

Made me spit out my tea you cheeky cunt.

My ex-miner granddad is voting labour. They are more fucked than polling says I think.

How is this?

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39856464

>Inside the Corbynista Facebook 'army'

>the absolute state of this entire article, comments and all

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>13 million people in Britain are disabled
>7 million of them don't work

How are we defining "disabled"?

Is someone with a bad back disabled?