Be white

I recognize you

>be Belgian
>Non country

>be alive
>get cancer and die

Good job life forms

Shut up, Muhammad!

>be slavic
>go outside
>get tan

>water covers 70 percent of the Earth
>be nignog
>cant swim

>be white
>spend all summer outside
>don't use sunscreen anymore
>haven't burned in years
>get really tan
>im OK with this

fpbp

>White people conquered nearly the entire world while being outside
>Muh skin cancer

Only a Belgian could be this dumb.

>be me
>go outside
>see no niggers
Life is good