/ptg/ President Trump General - Babysitting Slimeball Journalists For An Hour Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/862338072284979201/video/1
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MOVEMENT

where's spicer? why is this girl at the press conf?

It's an awoovement~

>this kills the poor babby trump

>SAUDI ARABIA AND ISRAEL FIRST PLACES OF VISITS

Because of Iran. No surprise.

WELL THIS JUST SHOWS IT. WE DIDNT NEED THE FBI TO KNOW THERE WAS COLLUSION! JUST LOOK!

stop using momiji for your shit president

>FIRES FBI HEAD.
>NO CAMERAS ALLOWED WITH RUSSIAN MEETING

GUILTY

>FIRES FBI HEAD.
>NO CAMERAS ALLOWED WITH RUSSIAN MEETING

GUILTY

>FIRES FBI HEAD.
>NO CAMERAS ALLOWED WITH RUSSIAN MEETING

GUILTY

I hope there no more dumb kekistani shit this thread

Breifing is taking ages again

Sarah is a shitty replacement. Get Mick to do it, he can BS it better and it's not even his job.

Are ladyboys gay for real though?

Be honest.

She's The Apprentice.

who dis?

kek that fag wants to invade Iran, Kissinger meeting proves it too

I'm feeling very stressed. But why? Might be the energy drinks I just drank

Umm....guys? Joe Scarborough reporting that Trump literally just got caught meeting with a Russian. It's over. This is the end of Donald Trump's presidency.

Spicer is at white house preparing for coming nuclear war in his role as Commander in the Navy

FIRST FOR HER

How come there are not so many niggers in Kentucky despite the fact that KFC is from Kentucky?

>Leftists descend further into insanity

not orange

im peach

post wall women btfo

yes

How did the 4th Circuit rule?

Putin responding to Comey getting fired playing hockey.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaqX2L3FKWI

Just ignore them desu. You will notice it came back with the TD and pede word usage.

(Checks flag)
(Checks 2a)
Enjoy your mudslime

/thread

Cant have you investigating the ties :v)

Popeye's is better

Absolutely

Just another thing Trump has to fix because Obummer fucked up like the incompetent shit he is.

I swear he does this stuff for giggles.

GUYS I FOUND EVIDENCE OF RUSSIANS ACTUALLY TAKING LAND IN OWN FUCKING BORDERS AND MAKING IT AN EXTENSION OF THEIRS

Moji is now awoo
Awoo is ours

Ahahaha this fucking timeline is peerless.

I WON'T FORGET THIS DONALD YOU SNIVELLING WEASEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you guys still accepting salt shipments or are you well-stocked? I haven't checked the inventory so wasn't sure how much to order. See pic related.

Reminder that Trump is at the highest level of the highest level Iluminomasobolshevik order and he knows at least 1000 secret handshakes

Spicer is a navy commander, so he is somewhere else.

Why did you have to bring it up?

AHA! Trump thought he could get away with it but CNN did the leg work no other journalistic organization could!

and you faggots thought Trump had changed. He's still the same goddamn madman.

So mom got mad and kicked me out of the house lol. Thank god it is fucking summer or near summer. Currently living out in grandpa old storage unit he left for me. Got a few texts already to come home. When will be the best time to leverage my position. I know for sure I can't survive fall/winter.

You're in Vietnam, go figure it out.

It would be plastered all over this board if any decision had been taken by now.

zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-10/caught-video-hockey-playing-putin-reacts-comey-termination

CBS: MR PUTIN DID YOU TELL TRUMP TO FIRE COMEY?

Putin: Fuck off, i've got goals to score.

Pot calling the kettle black. At least you're free now, Two Face.

Joe's really acting up today. What's his problem?

WHERE IS THE FUCKING RUSSIANPOSTER NOW
WHY IS HE MOCKING US STOP MOKCING US YOU FUCKING SNOWNIGGER!!!

Its like the only thing slimy here is.......drumpf.

What isbhappening in Amerikkka today, Roosya? I am in a bad time zone for news.

DONT FUCKING LAUGH AT ME

Fuck you Ivan, stop posting spooky skellingtons!

THE 9TH CIRCUIT WILL REPEAL COMEY GETTING FIRED

PMURTKINS KEKED AGAIN

...

GERMAN MEDIA AND USA EXPERTS SAY THAT TRUMP IS FUCKED BECAUSE NOW THAT COMEY ISNT FBI CHEF ANYMORE HE CAN SAY EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT TRUMP AND RUSSIA!!!

OH SHIT TRUMP GOT BTFOOOOOD!!

Donald Trump is a gay little queer boy. He prances around shaking his booty in everybody's face.

I want to see the handshake between Trump and Putin so badly, the world is gonna explode.

Total waste of money though

...

Mo belongs to us now, /jp/. You shouldn't have neglected her so.

I never believed he had chagned. The madman was always with us

DRUMPF

GOTEM

NEW JOE TWEET

twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/862351740070502401

WHAT NOW DRUMPFKINS

Mika didn't give him morning head

I always need more user.

We know Trumps smug face, but what is Putins?

the apoplectic reaction from the Democrats makes me think that Comey really was a line of defense for them, despite all of their complaints about him interfering in the election

>When somebody posts your shitty screengrab

twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/862338072284979201/video/1

Holy fucking shit

> yfw he becomes the new FBI director

Just how much would people lose their shit?

NO! WE ARE GOING TO ALASKA!

We're hitting levels of cognitive dissonance that are, frankly, dangerous

MR. DIRECTOR! YOU FORGOT YOUR CROWN!

joe is joe also mika didnt give him a bj today

Get a job you faggot and live on your own

Are you doing this for fun as well? :DD

I know you are here a lot

it's me you dumbo

So who will be the new FBI director?

>It would be plastered all over this board if any decision had been taken by now.
Darn it.

The deputy press secretary.

BTFO

That's just Poland running that meme to the ground so others can't use. Reverse bait if you will.

Except for fair weather supporters I don't think people following his moves thought he has changed. Tho it seems like something happened last week that removed his shackles, probably the end of the 100 days "probation" and the passage of his healthcare bill through the house.

>We do not fear people
>I just wanted to ban musilims

When you post so many it was bound to happen, like a money with a typewriter and infinite time.

The first page of that thread is just people saying "Wow!" "Shit!" or other one word answers, lol

>(((echoes))) of watergate
Perhaps. But this time we will win.

>HE CAN SAY EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT TRUMP AND RUSSIA!!!
Yeah, if he wants to be arrested for distributing classified info.

The MSNBC panel just said that ITAR-TASS is the only news agency allowed in the closed Lavrow/Tillerson meeting.

>asked for money from a guy named rosenstein
>gets fired

Yes? And?

STOP THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN CYBERMOCKERS

Am I the only one who prefers the first pic?

We hate them, not fear them. Muslims are savages on the whole.

ITS OVER DRUMPIES

>tfw no giant robot with mama's soul inside to protect you from all the bullies at SEELE

Raimondo is textbook based faggot

Kentucky was never really heavy slave country and it wasn't one of the northern magnet cities that drew nigs out of the south in the 20th century.