Brit/pol/ - Haywain edition

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

>Queen spent UK aid on Bahraini military parade
theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain
archive.is/wF47H

>Jeremy Corbyn threatens to come after ‘greedy bankers and crooked financiers’
cityam.com/264403/jeremy-corbyn-threatens-come-after-greedy-bankers-and
archive.is/L1hdK

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First for Wales

This week's Question Time panel.

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G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

Please vote Tory. Freddos and headpats will be our nations' new currency.

this.

Anime nonce is about to be btfo.

He was good in Taboo

tea arrived today lads

Reminder: King Charles 3rd is on BBC2 at 9pm tonight.

tetleys lad

> English breakfast.

All tea will be MICK'D into based Irish Breakfast tea when Mummy May concedes all Anglo freedoms to us.

It's really hot today

>edinburgh
>thornberry
>cherry
zzzzzzzzzzzz

EMOKIDDEH

EMO KIDDEH

That's not a good question, though.

A good question is if anyone can bring up that picture of all the old tripfags plastered on various royal family members.

>implying he isn't just going to magically 'disappear' for the duration of the thread

corbyn blabbing on about nothing on bbc parliament

youtube.com/watch?v=mMNXWid9fnI

Britain, assert thine ancient honour,
Which never knew a foreign yoke.
Oh, turn thy face toward the future ;
Thy life and strength are in thy folk.
If Britain to herself be faithful,
And each man to his fellow true,
Though all the world come forth against us,
We even yet shall make them rue.
We'll build a Britain fit for heroes,
With courage fresh and splendour new.

cool.

He did a good documentary on BBC4 on the ship yards awhile ago

>tfw still miss her

I hope you had a good day, brit/pol/...

It's very strange, he's talking about drumming up support in small crowds.

Jeremy, you're the leader of the Labour Party. You need to be attracting huge, huge crowds.

Not too hard to bring up when it still gets posted every now and again.

Here's a question - what was YKTD's first trip?

isn't it a shameful leftist hack job that has been disavowed by everyone close to the royal household?

For fucks sake, last time Cherry was on she spoke for 2/3rds of the show and it was 90% garbage about independence.

You too desu-senpai

sums up corbyn's labour really

I want to force mummies legs apart late at night and stick my tongue up her cunt

>Two car crash interviews in a single day
Is Labour even trying anymore? First on DP, next on LBC

Its like they're being ordered not to read their own briefs

for the king

I did. I told my granddad I would go to Malta with him and it's the happiest I've seen him since Brexit.

Why do the SNP keep putting Joanna Cherry out there

She's fucking awful

SHUT UP, STRAIGHT WHITE ENGLISH MALE!

Has anyone ID'd this cunt yet?

T-thanks, I have. I enjoy comfy anime evenings with my Anglo-senpais, trying to get my based logical reasoning for voting Mummy May and not b-baka UKIP into Brit/pol/'s beady minds.

>First on DP
who did they have on that?

she was on a BBC comedy called Hospital radio playing a similar character desperate needy lady

>Tyson Fury Sauna Story
MADMAN
youtube.com/watch?v=TsMWXZJQ6Rg

People actually think Fury will lose to Anthony Joshua

what do?

Seeing as it's hypothetical future fiction I don't see how they could disavow it

Another tripfag for the filter, great

>p-pls no bully scotland pls

>being this new

I had one hell of a comfy day off.

>Drove through country lanes and villages to go to a garden centre
>Sun was shining, window down and Classic FM on the radio.
>Now drinking beer from the keg I brought earlier.

I love this fucking country, this green and pleasant land.

>Caroline Lucas out of parliament
>SNP go backwards a lot
>Lib dems end up down seats
>Labour BTFO
This is perfect

dont forget your bucket and spade user

I-I'm voting UKIP...
in a safe labour seat so n-no harm done...

>Is Labour even trying anymore?
No, the Blairites know they'll lose and will blame it on Corbyn and hope it causes him to go in fair of someone like Umunna.
On the other side the Corbynites know they'll lose because of the Blairites sabotaging a Socialist Manifesto and hope this loss forces them out of Labour once and for all.

Neither side of Labour really give a shit at this point

JUST

T-that's wonderful senpai. . .

How ANGLO'D is Malta still? I know they use the same electric plugs as us desu and speak English along with their own language Maltese.

they claim that Prince Harry is a bastard, also portray royals in a bad light

Shadow business minister Jack Drummy on hiking corporation tax up by a third to pay for muh schools

If you're genuinely physically fit then it should be a piece of piss shouldn't it? :^)

I don't know, that's too long ago for me. Before the GE of 2015 long.

I know YKTD means You know the difference. Didn't know he had a trip before YKTD, nor do I believe he did.

I mean, you are right when you say that anime wasn't posted on here at first.
But then again, culture changes - I don't think it's a politically correct thing to say, but a truthful analysis.

For example, Britain was once continental in design, but we have since shifted away from that culture to forge our own.

Autistic pikey strength

>Simon Danczuk has confirmed to Guido he is standing for re-election as an independent. His nomination papers went in on yesterday afternoon. His candidacy comes despite The Sun splashing on a new rape allegation this morning.

and a few lines of coke eh

I want to see it happen, he'd have no one left to beat then.

youtube.com/watch?v=5TbbwI2ywUA

>conservatives being saved barring a truly conservative party from getting any popularity

No, it is not perfect.

I have days like that, then I imagine what we could have had if Labour had never got into power in the 40s and it makes me sad.

anime posters are the muslim immigrants of brit/pol/. I will not "learn to live" with anime nonces.

He's right. You don't get two men in a sauna staring each other down without it being a competition.
Klitchsko knew, that's why he was trying to laugh it off, but Tyson got right into his head.

> I-I'm voting UKIP...

O-oh, O-OK Anglo-senpai. . . I respect your vote desu.

tfw we could have had Malta as an overseas territory in the same vein as Gibraltar.

Anglo domination of the Mediterranean would have been complete.

Why does the BBFC hate anime?

This Corbyn thing on BBC Parliament is pretty interesting in its banality. Just unedited live footage of him giving selfies and stuff like that.

roma

cartoon CP

Yes. In an ideal world, Farage for PM. I voted UKIP in 2014 and 2015, but we're leaving the EU and Labour is in disarray, the only logical choice for anyone who isn't a Europhile cuck or a delusional UKIP-er, is to vote Conservative.

I mean, UKIP lost all but 1 council seat, they have a ridiculous bald Scouser in charge and in the minds of most people their reason for existing is gone.

Vote Conservative for a hard Brexit, the bigger their majority the less they need to worry about SNP & Labour remoaners and the more efficient they will be at taking us out of the European Union.

enough negativity and bullshit!

Let's have a big circlejerk over the NHS!!!

>healthcare free at the point of delivery since 1948!

>expecting emotionally unavailable autists to be able to deal with emotions

safe to bet that you are autistic too

VOTE FOR THE DEAR LEADER

I can't see Green losing Brighton, is their majority that weak there?

because they're not pedos, or smelly little teenage neets that refuse to grow up.

>Into my heart an air that kills.

>physical media
>current year

That Vice documentary was brilliant for things like that, 20 seconds of Corbyn sat at a desk waiting for the camera to come on. Him walking around his home reading pieces of paper. It was pretty comfy desu

>The NHS

I think you mean OUR NHS

Traditional values

>cartoons for children featuring hyper-violence, sex, violent sex, gore and general degeneracy

why do adults watch anime?

Cheeky

D-Do you give the Maltese headpats as well . . .

Sad thing is thats all thats left of the castle bar a section by the river :^(
also
>Council offices are in the castle

Thats the spirit

UK should be a completely libertarian society

Scrap Bennies
Scrap NHS
Scrap the Tories

Vote Labour

NIGE LIVE IN A FEW MINUTES

youtube.com/watch?v=KjqgdfyjUzg

youtube.com/watch?v=KjqgdfyjUzg

youtube.com/watch?v=KjqgdfyjUzg

The only problem was it couldn't expand fast enough. That and they gave the admin over to suits instead of doctors.
RIP in peace ARE NHS

Electoral calculus is predicting a Green-Labour vote split letting the tories come through to win on 36%. Presumably because some of the lefty green types will love Corbyn.

They are wankers

i think you mean OUR nige

edgy

...

Except a change in culture isn't the same as a complete conquering of culture.
And we are the same race as you.

> Green Party.

Ah the real meme party.

>spot the welfare paki

What a pathetic-looking pizza.

You think I haven't watched that episode multiple times already?

I'm ready.

It wouldn't have needed to expand without the mass immigration.

What's the Labour stance on Brexit?