Donald Trump...
Donald Trump
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GRONNEL BLUMPF?!
*audience inhales gasping with the force of hurricanes*
[ random piano notes from progressive cuckold and nigger house band ensemble ]
BLONALD FLUMPF
>Colbert is talking
>Hehe yeah man every 10 seconds
>Trump fired comey!
>on the recommendation of Jeff Sessions.
NO STOP
I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO THIIIIIINK
Tronald Dump
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ZROOOMPF
GYRIED SHANES GONEYS!!
Us? Cheer for BLUMPF???
HA HA HA HA HA
So Comey got fired!
>wooo yeah *applause*
STOP IT! I SAID STOP CLAPPING!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
this triggers the trumpies of Sup Forums
THAT COCK SUCKING BRANULD KRAMPF!!!!!
COME HERE Sup Forums I JUST WANNA TALK TO YA
Literal Democrat pet monkey with instruments probably thinks he is a part of something important
*presses button under desk*
*liquidates wrong-thinking audience*
"CUT!! Get some new ones in here, and make sure they know what to think next time!
Stupid WHITE PEOPLE. "
CHANEL SCHLEEMPF
5 smart 27 audience
What went wrong?
PUT ME DOWN KROMPF OR SO HELP ME MOLOCH
His ego got too big for "lesser" gigs
He's the voice of left doncha know
>"Donald Trump......"
>Crowd gasps in anticipation
>"Is a fucking nigger lover!"
>The crowd bursts into laughter as they start ripping each other apart in a mad frenzy to appease their god.
Ungh? Uh, TRONALF DUMPED? HhhhHH KHLUMPGH
I'm ashamed I bought his 1st book. Total drivel.
PUNISH ME
DENJEN TRUCKD
>NOW GET THIS...
>*audience breathes in*
>DONGHOLD TRUNK...
>*audience is starting to turn blue*
>...IS A NAHZEE!
>*wave of laughter washes over Colbert while he makes smug faces to the camera for the next 5 minutes*
IF EUROPE DOESN'T ITS DOORS TO MORE MIGRANTS
Why are they always so smug?
Doubles usually.
BONRALD STRUMPTHF
Because they're talking shit about people who have no opportunity to respond
Colbert spills his spaghetti all over the place when he has Bill Maher on for instance
huH? pumpf dumpfy trumpfy sat on a walL!
PLOPf!
haHAH!
donaghold BLUMPF!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAA
>draws a swastika
and we allow this neo nazi homophobe bigot to run his drivel on our tellyvisions?
colbert.1iota.com
CALLING ALL NEW YORKERS
COLBERT TICKETS ARE FREE
WE MUST INVADE COLBERT
BEEF STROGANOFF
Dumb-old Judas Dump...
>"SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WALL"
>audience snickers at the very thought of such a prospect
>"IT'S NOT REALLY GOING TO BE BUILT"
>audible chortles can be heard across the set
>"I MEAN COME ON"
>hysterical laughter roars throughout the building
>"THAT'S A BIG WALL!"
It's okay when *they* do it. Pewdiepie ironically dressed as nazi? OMG RACISM! Lefty comedian dressed as nazi? HAHAHA COMEDY GOLD!
Why is Colbert so good at triggering Sup Forums and r/t_d?
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Whats colberts endgame? does he want to kill trump and obama?
Because he's a smug retard with legions of braindead fans
>Because he's a smug retard with legions of braindead fans
Literally Trump, except that Trump has a fuckton of legions
DO THIS
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN
DO IT FOR 'MURICA
YES.
SHPLONALD KLUMPF
>Hooting and hollering from audience is loud enough that it cannot be expressed in decibels
>Soundwave travel outwards from the Late Show studio
>Force is more powerful than a million nuclear bombs
>Entire city is turned to dust
>Sound wave continues to travel outwards, leveling entire cities and killing every single person it passes
>Mountains crumble apart, continents are pushed into each other
>The sound wave circumvents the entire globe and collides with itself, then travels upward
>Breaches the atmosphere, then begins to weaken as it enters the vacuum of space
>Only survivors are astronauts on the ISS
>Their reaction: "How will Drumpfkins ever recover?"
BOOBALD CHBLUMPF???
>Rich liberal complains about wealthy people and how downtrodden the poor are.
>Makes over 1 million per episode filmed.
>Has more money then he will ever know what to do with.
>Complains about trust fund kiddies spending daddies dime.
>Meanwhile thats what his kids will be.
Liberals, not even once.
GET OUT OF MY STUDIO YOU CUM GURGLING FAGGOTS! EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO APPLUADED PROBABLY TAKES 12 INCH NIGGER DICK UP YOUR ASS AND GUZZLES NIGGER CUM WITH BITS OF YOUR OWN SHIT IN IT!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWGHJFLUMPF
Hmmm...
SCHLEEPY GABLEEPY
bubuld frumpf
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I shouldn't find this shit hillarious
The "damaged" tattoo should really read "DRUMPF'D"
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LIONEL SCHLUMMF
>Oh shit ratings are dipping
>Better call the daily show crew
>Please ratings arise
STOP CLAPPING
ANYTHING TRUMP DOES IS BAD, REMEMBER?
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Ignorance begets confidence
I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT TO THINK YET!!
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FIRING COLBERT AND TAKING CBS DOWN?
THE FCC IS INVESTIGATING AND WILL TAKE A LITTLE BIT, MAYBE HE WILL GET A FINE?
almost like they don't take naziism seriously, like they want you to be a nazi
>mfw i'm not sure if my opinion is the official opinion
GARLNARLD GLOOPMPH
Do you know how much you're worth, goyim?
NOTHING! ALL OF YOU FILTHY GOYS AINT WORTH A THING! YOU OWN NOTHING!!!
>Literal
COLONEL RUMPHT
I'LL BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THE NEXT FAGGOT THAT CLAPS!
DONALD *sound of brick dropped in pool* I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, BROMWICK!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IMPEACHED SHART!!!
>implying anyone is going to take that weak ass shareblue bait
Shopped or not, I'm legitimately curious as to the context behind that image.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!!
YOU DARE CLAP BEFORE ME, MORTAL? FACE MY TRUE FORM. OOOOOAAAAARRRGGHH
Same.
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Colbert's pizza pong days are ending
What's the red bracelet? Sucks dicks?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!
NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Wait, so he actually had to tell the audience to stop clapping? Anyone got a video?
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gud thread boys, cheers kek
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Holy shit that's fucking hilarious.
>on the recommendation of Jeff Sessions
>BOOOOOOO
I'm dying.
In the other hand...
Great job creating /bant/, mods. What was the fucking point again?
This is obviously political
EARTHBOUNALD GIYGUMP
Forgot image
BRAGNARDASH BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMFFFFFFFFFF