>Labour manifesto leaked bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439 >Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits. >Tax hikes on self employed. >£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies. >60% of all energy must come from renewable sources. >Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways. >protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community. >Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020. >Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital. >The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions. >No plan to reduce migration rates.
>walking around oxford yesterday >see peter hitchens on a bridge over a river >obviously just waiting for some friends and enjoying the view >I have a copy of abolition of britain in my backpack >perfect opportunity to introduce myself >walk up, thinking I'll be funny and say slightly too loudly in retrospect "don't jump peter, britain might be lost but you can save yourself" >people around us are looking >he looks pissed off >"I was just kidding, sorry, I'm a big fan of your work, can you sign this book?" >produce the book from my backpack and give it to him, he still looks pissed off >he holds the book begrudgingly while I look around for a pen in my backpack >find one after an awkwardly long amount of time >get him to sign it >try to strike up conversation, "I'm really excited about your new book, how far are you going to go in it?" >"what do you mean?" he responds >"well you know what I mean, you've been researching churchill and who and what motivated him" (it's important to note that while saying "motivated" I did the air quotes gesture 3 times) >"I'm sorry I have no idea what you are talking about" He responds >I say in a hushed tone while smiling, but loud enough so that he can hear me "well, I would say who motivated him to join the war but I don't want to be accused of being anti-semitic" >hear him say "oh for crying out loud" >he walks away >feel pretty dejected >on the bus on the way back home I accidentally left my backpack on there and when I phoned up the bus company they said they would get the driver to check but they just phoned back and said they found nothing.
Adam Sanders
Let's try and make these threads less brit and more brit/pol/.
Isaiah Brooks
Second for The Bouff
Nathan Bennett
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it
John Bell
'it's not that bad,' says Corbyn
Nathan Martin
>it has been 6 years since the Royal Wedding
Noah Hernandez
>this again
Andrew Perez
forceing mummies legs open at nyte
Jonathan Clark
Anyone ever seen anything like this?
Do they turn their fucking server off at night to save electricity or something?
Blake Peterson
What's your favourite patriotic hymn lads? Mine is I Vow to thee my Country
Jackson Anderson
Well we're moving into the graveyard shift and they're so many times I can post me laughing at Labour's failures.
Luke Stewart
Not everything in the manifesto is bad to be fair to the lad.
I heard they're playing that one at the queen's funeral
Colton Walker
Same, glorious stuff.
Michael Adams
It's been truly shit all day though, and it's hardly like there's nothing political happening. We keep praising how brit/pol/ is a constant when the rest of Sup Forums is going to shit, and we need to maintain that.
Nolan Price
>That youtube vid of Churchill's funeral with IVTTMC on repeat in the background
Tears mate. Patriotic tears.
Carter Foster
i can't stop thinking about it
j u s t u s t
Kayden Cooper
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Jeremiah Price
force fuck mummys legs open pin her down at night
Ian Johnson
So much for Nationwide being on your side.
Nathaniel Walker
Any word on what they're going to do about rape gangs?
Asking for a friend.
Evan Brooks
>tfw Teresa May is in that vid
Gavin Brooks
Would be funny af hearing some choir singing it.
Tyler Fisher
What's old Georgey boy up to? Haven't hear a peep from him in months it seems
8D chess. Leak.. what works what doesnt. Final manifesto editted
Aaron Brown
Was chatting with the ol' PhD supervisor today and he brought up the topic of conservatives and liberals in USA. Thought 'here we go, prepare for some smug academic shite about how terrible Trump is', but he actually brought up UC Berkeley and all their protests, and how terrible it is that modern-day liberals on university campuses are so opposed to real free speech. He MAY be secretly red-pilled, but I'm going to have to investigate very carefully desu, to ensure I don't say something a little bit racist and end up getting sacked.
Lucas Rodriguez
They will be nationalised and increased thanks to Corbyns unlimited immigration policy.
Elijah Miller
i'm not great at reading lots whats the summary of the labour manifesto?
Carson Walker
What's happening here lads? Do parents have a different outlook on life? Are childless leaders deficient in some way or are they too career driven?
Michael Sanchez
Good and not good. Probably not good. Not good. Good, but not enough. Doesn't really matter. Sounds like shitty bait. Good. Heh, no. Likely useless. Doesn't matter.
All in all, sounds like just about every other group on the planet with their heads too far up their asses.
Samuel Wilson
>"we're winning even in polls we claim to be biased" >+2
Zachary Lopez
Harry's still a racemixing no dignity bastard son of James Hewitt
Ian Walker
Ooof, i'd help raise her muffins, if you know what I mean
Angel James
Jerusalm for sure, though for actual hymns my personal favourite is abide with me. Not to sing but just to listen to.
>no political happenings Where have you been, today has been an absolute shitshow for Labour, and this manifesto leak is the very big cherry on top of the cake.
Connor Bailey
I'd rather something that's honestly bad than deceivingly bad.
Also, even the cat is Enoch!
Wyatt Wood
>Churchill >Not a Rothschild owned Zionist cuck
Isaac Reed
The longest suicide note in history 2: electric boogaloo
Gavin Davis
kek
Bentley Rivera
The state of the rest of Sup Forums honestly. That thread will hit post limit and be remade 3 times while actual political threads will stuggle to make 10 replies.
John Evans
>People actually think the Labour manifesto is bad
And you acuse Labour voters of tribalism, top kek
Hunter Long
Ignore the Mitchell post
Josiah Ross
it's shit, just like tunnock's teacakes ;^)
Andrew Miller
>more immigration i'd say it's a bad manifesto
Joshua Sanchez
Except I said the direct opposite..
Gavin Nelson
sounds fun unleashing chaos
Anthony Peterson
Fun fact: Labour are closer in the polls to the Conservatives this far from polling day than Brexit was from Remain.
Lucas Edwards
ENOCH HERE ENOCH THERE WE WANT ENOCH EVERYWHERE
John Brooks
>Tax hikes on self employed
Do these fuckwits not understand that most Labour areas are full of white ven men who are self employed?
I rememer her from when she used to work on TelevisionX, always used to knock out a quick one on the 10 minute freeview
Kayden Martinez
That's actually pretty fascinating. I guess you don't have to worry about what demographic and cultural mess your country will be in 50 years down the track if you'll be dead and have offspring to think about.
Charles Rogers
As opposed to Tories just outright lying?
Asher Martin
>A pledge to nationalise energy firms, railways, bus firms and Royal Mail. >Income tax hikes for those earning more than £80,000 a year >Ensuring 60 per cent of the UK's energy comes from renewable sources by 2030 >Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits >Companies with government contracts would only be allowed to pay their highest earner 20 times more than the lowest
It's only the draft that leaked, though. None of this might be in the final thing. Probably all of it will be though.
Michael Brown
Sounds like what they would say whatever Labour put out. Probably right, but still.
Levi Rodriguez
have no offspring*
Dominic Phillips
>tfw all the Blairites are waiting until nominations close before declaring independence and refusing to support the manifesto
Julian Butler
Well, I feel a bit of tit now.
Camden Foster
Noight lads and Preusse
>sleep ye well
Alexander Clark
you should go for their flex plus
It pays for itself, really. Fucking commission free cash withdrawals abroad.
Noah Jackson
Who are you voting for lad? UKIP are the only ones promising less immigration
"The draft copy also pledges to protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community."
Unironically not bait
James Wilson
>there are people who unironically listen to this shite
Caleb Smith
Anything on military spending?
Because the conservatives have devastated our forces
Aiden Richardson
>>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages
What is a 'high wage'?
Nathaniel Perez
Liz is cute CUTE!
Christian Sullivan
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Logan Hernandez
"To Be a Pilgrim"
Joshua Johnson
I don't even have a passport. London is bad enough, I can only imagine how horrific it would be in Germany or Sweden.
James Brown
It's late. Acceptable to misread posts late.
Adam Walker
>Thinking labour will fix this
Ryder Lopez
It's an absolute disgrace. The cheek they have to say that old Comrade Corbychev wouldn't buy bombs for our army when they've stripped it and now use funky accounting to make it look like we spend 2% of our GDP on it.
Noah Howard
anything over £10 an hour
Brayden Cook
>literally everyone on that manifesto
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA
Holy fuck the conservative landslide is going to be even bigger than expected what crackpot came up with that holy shit this is hilarious
Gavin Davis
Not so sure he's Hewitts anymore.
Landon Turner
>being this american >the only two places you could possibly travel to would be germany or sweden
Carter Howard
Weren't they opposed to self-employed people paying merely the same amount of tax as everyone else a couple of months ago?
Jacob Gonzalez
Comrade Corbyn and his good ally Comrade Macdonald
Noah Morales
>>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
How would these even work?
Some people are just allowed to ignore laws and camp wherever they want?
Cooper Jackson
>tfw there will never be a comment like this as good as the Neil saying "It's late. Nights out in Soho with Tim Farron late."
Daniel Murphy
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
Jaxon Wilson
To the gulag with you!
Joshua Evans
dont u fuckinfh dare
Nathan Carter
To be honest, we barely need an army that stands. We're an island. We should decrease the Army and increase the Navy.
Ryan Perez
It's retarded too since everyone hates pikeys
Benjamin Wright
Listen Lads I thought you had grassed me up ?? I dont think, even guys who dont like me would grass me, was told No More /Mods ,?? We here for the Laffs ..? But if I Mairposter is gone I will ?
Charles Torres
It will be the same as that squatters rights shit, where they can pretty much just live on your property and you can't do shit to get them off.
David Gonzalez
BREAKING: Labour manifesto seeks to instate Calaismas as new holiday, Replacing Christmas
Camden Murphy
Labour will abolish the military therefore removing the need to increase spending.
Isaac Nguyen
wrong,
Labour fucked us.
80k +
Dominic Jones
>having a minimum wage what the fuck is wrong with those cunts?
Logan Sanchez
I was going to post making fun of mass nationalization and the self-employment tax, but fucking GYPSIES lol.
Bongs explain to me how this is a major national political party?
Mason Jenkins
j-just joking tunnock's-senpai. pls no bully
Brandon Nelson
I saw this about gypsies the other day on the BBC as well
>Gypsies and travellers are facing barriers to accessing health care in Wales due to discrimination, a report suggests.
>don't pay into a system >never vote >live outside of society >moan about not having free things and be heard
